This is not your typical drunk thread.

[Nuts]

No no no, quite different it is.

Today, I was out in the warehouse because we were so incredibly backed up. (normally I wokr in the office cause I like own it sorta, so that makes sense, right?) So I was out working with them and because dumpster spoace is a premium in the city, we have to conserve space, so every box has to be crushed before its thrown out. So I was getting ready to throw away some boxes and I was crushing them by hand, cause it's easier than cutting them. So I was curshing and crushing and suddenly>>>>>>>> OUCH!

A xscrew had lodged itself in a box so as to pentrate my hand upon impact. This was no ordinary screw, it was a 1/4" diameter concrete screw. Wonderful. So here I stood, cursing and bleeding or bleeding and cursing depending on your point of view.

So everyone says, you need a tetnis shot (sp?) So I had my wife make an aaapt. So I got the stupid shoit and webt home, but my hand was killing me like OMG this hurts!!! So I started to drink...and I'm still drinking, and it's still early, so....yeah

[Forsaken_One]

Whew!

Just make sure you stay away from tatoo parlours... They tend to be evil when you are incapacitated... I would know, drunk tatoos are not teh secks...

[MidnightGladius]

Ouch. Same thing happened to me, way back in sixth grade - one of those iron nails that you use to hang paintings on the wall.

Well, don't get too drunk. That's no fun (or very amusing, depending on your point of view).

[BlackHawk]

Sorry to hear that Nuts, uhh...get better soon...have some soup :\.

Whew!

Just make sure you stay away from tatoo parlours... They tend to be evil when you are incapacitated... I would know, drunk tatoos are not teh secks...

Cough it up, what did you get :).

[Kingscrab]

So everyone says, you need a tetnis shot (sp?) So I had my wife make an aaapt. So I got the stupid shoit and webt home, but my hand was killing me like OMG this hurts!!! So I started to drink...and I'm still drinking, and it's still early, so....yeah Booze makes it better. Drink more. For me, much wine down the hatch at the moment. Hey, at least your tetnis shot came after a REAL wound. If it makes you feel any better, i had my tetnis shot after being savagely attacked by a mutant killer squirrel all hopped up on Burger King fries it has stolen... um... been lured with. Uhg. :beer:

[dunchy]

No no no, quite different it is.

Today, I was out in the warehouse because we were so incredibly backed up. (normally I wokr in the office cause I like own it sorta, so that makes sense, right?) So I was out working with them and because dumpster spoace is a premium in the city, we have to conserve space, so every box has to be crushed before its thrown out. So I was getting ready to throw away some boxes and I was crushing them by hand, cause it's easier than cutting them. So I was curshing and crushing and suddenly>>>>>>>> OUCH!

A xscrew had lodged itself in a box so as to pentrate my hand upon impact. This was no ordinary screw, it was a 1/4" diameter concrete screw. Wonderful. So here I stood, cursing and bleeding or bleeding and cursing depending on your point of view.

So everyone says, you need a tetnis shot (sp?) So I had my wife make an aaapt. So I got the stupid shoit and webt home, but my hand was killing me like OMG this hurts!!! So I started to drink...and I'm still drinking, and it's still early, so....yeah


Hard story...but man...look at this when your sober and try not to laugh over some of the stuff you said:

"(normally I wokr in the office cause I like own it sorta, so that makes sense, right?)" :D

[GenocideAlive]

Future reference purposes: Tetanus.

[Schwitzer]

Just make sure you stay away from tatoo parlours... They tend to be evil when you are incapacitated... I would know, drunk tatoos are not teh secks...
I thought it was illegal for tattoo parlours to give tattoos to intoxicated clients?

Future reference purposes: Tetanus.
Aww, you beat me to it. My big moment of glory ruined. :P

[pixels]

get steel boots and use your feet next time!

or a pair of gauntlets.

or a hammer.

or dont, and keep getting drunk like this :O

[QuothTheRaven]

No no no, quite different it is.

Today, I was out in the warehouse because we were so incredibly backed up. (normally I wokr in the office cause I like own it sorta, so that makes sense, right?) So I was out working with them and because dumpster spoace is a premium in the city, we have to conserve space, so every box has to be crushed before its thrown out. So I was getting ready to throw away some boxes and I was crushing them by hand, cause it's easier than cutting them. So I was curshing and crushing and suddenly>>>>>>>> OUCH!

A xscrew had lodged itself in a box so as to pentrate my hand upon impact. This was no ordinary screw, it was a 1/4" diameter concrete screw. Wonderful. So here I stood, cursing and bleeding or bleeding and cursing depending on your point of view.

So everyone says, you need a tetnis shot (sp?) So I had my wife make an aaapt. So I got the stupid shoit and webt home, but my hand was killing me like OMG this hurts!!! So I started to drink...and I'm still drinking, and it's still early, so....yeahmoral of the story-Don't crush boxes with your bare hands. :bonk:

[Basan]

or dont, and keep getting drunk like this :O

and perhaps if you're lucky, we'll join ya in your misery next time (drinking too, that is). XD

[Forsaken_One]

Well, it is supposed to be illegal to get tatoos while intoxicated.

But, the one my friends took me too, was one that was very... Low grade...

I would send a picture, it is quite funny. But I will describe it instead, or maybe use MS Paint. :P

Adult Humor:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d153/JFGoforth/drunk_tatoo.jpg

I will let you guess what went where, but the fact is... It's one hell of a story every time I get with a girl... 90% of the time, it is a love-hate response. But, for the most part, it gets a good laugh.


Side Note:
I was tested for HIV, and other disease's passed via tatoo parlour's, and I came out 100% clean. I may be stupid, but there is some common sense.

[Basan]

Side Note:
I was tested for HIV, and other disease's passed via tatoo parlour's, and I came out 100% clean. I may be stupid, but there is some common sense.

What? :o The guy didn't showed ya the sterilizing equipments when you were already inside the room and also opened the working material in front of you? When I'm up for enlarging my tatoo (next Winter prob'ly), those will be starting requirements although goin' to the same place should get me sorta on the safe side.

[Nuts]

Note to self: Use spell checker when drunk

dunchy, you're right. :D