The world's sexiest pizza :D

[Fenguin]

http://money.cnn.com/2004/02/10/pf/valentines_aphrodisiac_pizza/index.htm?cnn=yes

Haha, a pizza that makes you horny :D People are going to have a LOT of fun with that... ;)

Onions, according to the company, were once thought so sexy that ancient Egyptian priests were forbidden to eat them.

LMAO.

[pixels]

Eh.. why (not)

[henrywonderchimp]

O_o some people will try anything, i guess :rolleyes:

[Visceral]

Onions, according to the company, were once thought so sexy that ancient Egyptian priests were forbidden to eat them.Yeah, because when a girl breathes onion breath into my face it is SO sexy.

LOL

[Fenguin]

Guess what onions look like ;)

[Visceral]

I know what an onion looks like, I'm not naive. I'm just saying that eating them is as decidedly unsexy as eating foods that make you flatulent (another example from the article).

[Fenguin]

But if you and the girl BOTH eat onions, you woudn't be able to smell each other's bad breath ;)

[Staind]

I have a feeling this pizza will taste like total crap, and the only people who buy it are 50 - 60 year old men or 12 year olds having some fun.

[Fenguin]

Haha, I totally agree. Iit has both strawberries and bananas in it. I mean, what the hell will THAT taste like?! :D

[ZeroDarkStar]

My god.

What's next? Milkshakes that make girls pregnant?

[Fenguin]

My god.

What's next? Milkshakes that make girls pregnant?

Hehe, but I don't think most men would want to either drink them OR feed them to girls. Pregnant girls are less hot than virgin girls ;)

[OboeGuru]

How about milkshakes that make non-virgin girls virgins again? ;)

[Fenguin]

Yes yes! And also anti-pregnancy, anti-std milkshakes so you don't have to use protection :D

[ZeroDarkStar]

I'd love one of those. =P

[Funkwich]

hm.... if things shaped like other things increase libido, imagine what eating the real thing will do. but then again I dont like eating genitals.... but then again i dont like onion so the pizza doesnt really appeal to me either.

[Yahhred]

My god.

What's next? Milkshakes that make girls pregnant?

I smell another McDonalds law suit brewing :D

[ZeroDarkStar]

lol Yahered.

:D

[Fenguin]

I smell another McDonalds law suit brewing :D

Haha, I'm going to sue them for making me pregnant, even if they DON'T make those milkshakes.
Wait a minute, something's wrong here O.O

[Crion]

Am I the only one asking myself just what in the fuck is going on in this thread? Or has turning things into discussions of the finer points of deflowering and...reflowering...girls become subtle and sophisticated art here?

[Fenguin]

It all started with that news article!!! :D

[OboeGuru]

Basically, everything can be boiled down to virgins. :D

[dunchy]

I have a feeling this pizza will taste like total crap, and the only people who buy it are 50 - 60 year old men or 12 year olds having some fun.

Hahaha!

...

ass :(

[SoulreaverELITE]

Basically, everything can be boiled down to virgins. :D
virgins are good...except when we're the virgins :eek:

[Crion]

What a scary concept.

Edit: That was directed towards the comment regarding boiling virgins, or something. I didn't really read it.

:banana:

BANANANANANANAAAAAAAAA!!

[dunchy]

I can't wait till attachments...I like the...other...bananna picture ;)

[CaRBomBnCowBoy]

This pizza sounds like garbage... let's throw in a bit of everything and maybe 1 of the ingredients will make sum1 horny. Pizzagra? what'd they do crush up viagra and throw that in the mix of junk thats already on it? wow people these days, they just keep outdoin themselves... :devil:

[OboeGuru]

Yeah, you think that cheese is all they sprinkle on top of the sauce and stuff before they crap it into the oven? ;)

[TheGreatBrain]

"libidos leaping."
I can't explain it, but that's just comedy. :D

[AJ]

I.. uhh.. maybe it's best not to return to this thread.

[TheGreatBrain]

You're much to easily perturbed, AJ. :)

[T-Dawg]

wife: hey hunnie time for bed.

person a gobbles down slice of nasty pizza and walks up stairs.


god this sounds like it is straight out of some kinky ass movie.

[Graeme]

Oh no . . . this just isn't right. . . it isn't right at all! Never shall I be turned on by eating a pizza! NEVER I SAY!!!!!

[Swiftjustice]

Its all good as long as they dont make bagel bites out of them

[Demon_Child]

I.. uhh.. maybe it's best not to return to this thread.


I'm with AJ on this one. This thread is a little too bizarre for my liking.:/

[OboeGuru]

But what's not to like about sexy pizza? They bring virgins!

[Demon_Child]

Well, then I am certainly out of the question, since I am not a virgin.

Yay, I am half way to my favorite number. :devil: