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QuothTheRaven
03-20-2006, 6:27 PM
i want to see how many funny phrases everyone can come up with just for fun. i'll start, 1.'my goal in life is to make your goal in life harder' 2.'when life gives you uranium you make nukes' 58 left.......
ScottieIWU
03-21-2006, 12:09 AM
"Don't waste time...but when you really need to go to WB and find threads that have '## (Something Pointless)' as the subject."
57 left.
Ragnarox
03-21-2006, 12:34 AM
"And what was the first thing King Midas did after he received the Golden Touch? He touched himself...well that sucks VERY much for him." 56 remaining.
sweet8D
03-21-2006, 12:46 AM
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
-Mark Twain
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Duddits
03-21-2006, 1:16 AM
Funny lines?? OK....
54. We have nice mods who will let this thread spawn and thrive.
bluemicrobyte
03-21-2006, 1:37 AM
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[03/20 08:36:53 PM] Spartan: :O
[03/20 08:36:57 PM] *** Spartan has signed off IRC (Quit: ORGChat v2 || #orgnetwork).
[03/20 08:36:58 PM] bluemicrobyte: hi
[03/20 08:37:00 PM] bluemicrobyte: nooooooooooooo
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[03/20 08:37:02 PM] bluemicrobyte: hi
Duddits
03-21-2006, 1:46 AM
Lines 53-48:
[03/20 08:36:53 PM] Spartan: :O
[03/20 08:36:57 PM] *** Spartan has signed off IRC (Quit: ORGChat v2 || #orgnetwork).
[03/20 08:36:58 PM] bluemicrobyte: hi
[03/20 08:37:00 PM] bluemicrobyte: nooooooooooooo
[03/20 08:37:01 PM] *** Spartan has joined #orgnetwork.
[03/20 08:37:02 PM] bluemicrobyte: hi
Oh wow, back in the day, live 2 years ago, when I was here last, we had some WILD Truth and Dare stuff go on. This was when I was drinking, which added only to the ridculousness of it, but those were some goodtimes.
KexMex
03-21-2006, 2:07 AM
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
/One of them trading cards.
Duddits
03-21-2006, 2:14 AM
Politics
Poly, many, ticks, blood sucking creatures.
kongurous
03-21-2006, 11:08 AM
Beaten hard, or hardly beaten?
45, I do believe.
Tharisfal
03-21-2006, 11:13 AM
Paint is better then Photoshop
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Duddits
03-21-2006, 12:58 PM
43. What's Jesus' only weakness?
Nails
42. I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once. They didn't like me moving the Bibles to fiction.
41. Who's touched more people, Michael Jackson or Jesus?
sololop
03-21-2006, 3:46 PM
42. I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once. They didn't like me moving the Bibles to fiction.
Haha
40 "You are not overlooking the crucial point"
Tharisfal
03-21-2006, 3:52 PM
[17:16] <William_Clinch> .whores
[17:16] <William_Clinch> .whores
[17:16] <William_Clinch> .whore
[17:16] <William_Clinch> :(
[17:16] <William_Clinch> .elven whore
[17:16] <William_Clinch> .elven prostitute
[17:16] <Tharisfal> i'm qouteing this.
[17:17] <William_Clinch> :(
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Duddits
03-21-2006, 6:47 PM
31. So this girl calls me on the phone, crying. I ask her what's wrong and she says she broke up with her boyfriend. I ask why, she says that they just found out she's pregnant. I'm like OMG, is that why? She says that it isn't, to which I inquire more. She said her boyfriend gave her a cloths hanger.
Ragnarox
03-21-2006, 7:10 PM
30. I forgot how to sneeze through my nose.
Duddits
03-21-2006, 7:24 PM
29. I pledge alligence, to the flag, of the Corperate States of America, and to the Republic, for which no one stands, one nation, under Allah, indivisible, with liberty and justice for oil.
sololop
03-21-2006, 9:18 PM
28. Lifesavers the candy, were invented on the day the Titanic sunk.
Duddits
03-22-2006, 9:52 AM
27. C'mon! Name one thing that Windows can do that a Mac can't!
Right click?
Basan
03-22-2006, 11:55 AM
How does this still set sail on through ML? :P *Clicks on report button*
Thiss a bit more than a line but funny none the less...
26. Here's this 5 year old girl, Molly, and she's in a hot debate with here teacher over wheather she'll get eaten up by a whale when she goes swiming in the gaulf this summer:
Molly: But what about Johna? He got eaten by a whale!
Teacher: Thats just a story. That didn't really happen.
Molly: We'll when I go to heaven I'm going to have him sit down with me and tell me ALL about it.
Teacher(Now a little confronted): But Molly what if he didn't go to heaven? What if he went to ... that "other place"?
Molly: Hmmm. Well you can ask him then!:P
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GrimTerror
03-22-2006, 1:58 PM
I came, I saw, I ran like fuck...
-24 left
Lol good one Grim.
S-Y-N-T-A-X: Why not? They tax everything else!
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ExplodeDOOM
03-22-2006, 3:37 PM
Christians have christianity, jews have judaism, muslims have islm, Koreans have Starcraft.
22 left!
sololop
03-22-2006, 3:47 PM
The guy who voiced Bugs Bunny was allergic to carrots.
21 to go
UnHoly-Assassin
03-22-2006, 4:03 PM
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Stress relief: Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire..
No one is listening until you fart.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
11 more :)
Spam...
Most of you should know better.
-Neo
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