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Duddits
03-18-2006, 9:56 PM
i'm sure everyone here has heard a Chuck Norris joke this past year. I know I have; it's a f-cking BANE at our school. all that aside how ever, I've always wondered what Chuck Norris actually thinks of them.....

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/The_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html


Thank god, or thank Chuck Norris, that Chuck Norris isn't a comedian.
Schwitzer
03-18-2006, 10:11 PM
Yeah... here's a few more for ya to enjoy:

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Some of them are pure gold.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Duddits
03-18-2006, 10:24 PM
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

That's the original site, I suppose. I get sick of these, but still, amusing.
Magmaniac
03-18-2006, 11:21 PM
I hate the chuck norris craze.

But... DUDDITS!??!?!
Duddits
03-18-2006, 11:30 PM
I hate the chuck norris craze.

But... DUDDITS!??!?!

Hehehe... Yes, I've arisen...Interesting sotry of why I'm back at WB.

It all started after a bit of a screaming fit my parents had at m about my room. I had to clean it up (OH NOES!). Not so back, but my closet it a wreck. While I was empting the content of the closet, a very large stack of old papers fell down on me. What was it? Old music lyrics I'd made, some guitar tabs, and a few short stories...

And of course, Pie Wars.

I'm back of here because I let myself re-read that bit of madness and it perked my intrest a little. Now I'm re-writing the Pie Wars SP, and am planning on finishing it. Wohee!
dunchy
03-18-2006, 11:38 PM
This is new to me, gotta love it.
Darkslayer633
03-18-2006, 11:46 PM
wow he's back... welcome back.
also PIE mmmmmmmmmm
/spam

when will this chuck norris craze end?!?!?!?
Duddits
03-18-2006, 11:47 PM
This is new to me, gotta love it.

:o oh noes dunch! How could ye? Miss the greatness horror of Norris? -prods-

I admit, MAYBE a couple of them are funny.
LinkTheGameFreak
03-18-2006, 11:49 PM
ZoMg!! Chuck nOrris!?!!?!1!11!!

:P

I love the Chuck Norris Facts :D
Duddits
03-18-2006, 11:51 PM
ZoMg!! Chuck nOrris!?!!?!1!11!!

:P

I love the Chuck Norris Facts :D

I don't know if this one is on there, but this one is pretty good.

"Most people and pee on the floor. Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling."

Mm, poopage.
LinkTheGameFreak
03-19-2006, 12:01 AM
my favorite is:

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO
Duddits
03-19-2006, 12:03 AM
my favorite is:

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO

NOOO!!!! What in the name of Zeus!? That was me, ME I TELL YOU! Damn you Chuck Norris! DAMN YOU TOO HELL!
TinyDancer
03-19-2006, 12:09 AM
my favorite is:

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO

Mine too. Along with:

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

and

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
LinkTheGameFreak
03-19-2006, 12:13 AM
Mine too. Along with:

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

and

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.



I love those also :)

did you know Chuck Norris picked his favorite facts?
http://chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

and on his website he sells a beanie:
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/newhat2.html
Duddits
03-19-2006, 12:27 AM
I love those also :)

did you know Chuck Norris picked his favorite facts?
http://chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

and on his website he sells a beanie:
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/newhat2.html

Lol, yes. I was just browsing around the website checking that out. Did you know that he has a Christian section for his website??? I can't believe that considering that one time, Chuck Norris touched the hand of God, then punched Him in the chin.
sweet8D
03-19-2006, 2:09 AM
Wow. Wow. Wow.

Can you say conspiracy? I think the government has been covering up Chuck Norris! Oh, man I bet he's a military project!

You think he'll be cloned? I bet he already is and his clones are growing amongst regular children just waiting to strike....

I think I need to get some sleep-
Seal
03-19-2006, 12:40 PM
High Overlord Saurfang is more badass than Chuck Norris. Really.
BlackHawk
03-19-2006, 1:08 PM
Saw that video last night actually. We actually sat in Engineering one period and read them all aloud. Much fun.
Duddits
03-19-2006, 2:20 PM
Saw that video last night actually. We actually sat in Engineering one period and read them all aloud. Much fun.


Hehe, I love it when that happens. Was your teacher reading them and everyhing too? We can get our teacher distracted so easily, I love it, :D Luckily, we have really cool teachers.