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Duddits
03-18-2006, 12:44 AM
So what is the tastiest way to stay up late into the night?

2 double shot Starbucks espresso's
Ample Carmel
Ample Butterscotch
Lil' bit of Vanilla icecream
10 ounce coffee
3 minutes in the microwave

Mmmm Mm Caffene never tasted sweeter (but be sure to drink water afterwards, it dehydrates so much it's madness)

Any other recommendations? BTW, the best enegy drink of all time is Red Jak. It is God in a can.

Sikawtic
03-18-2006, 1:06 AM
I'm highly addicted to MD. I reccomend the MDX and Amp if you haven't had them before.

Ghost213
03-18-2006, 1:13 AM
If staying up is your idea, then here is how. Mix Red Bull and coffee, switching between the two for about an hour, and presto! wired like you were on speed.

Duddits
03-18-2006, 1:15 AM
Bleh! MDX taste like MD with a little a couple sweet tarts in it. Amp taste like sweet tarts with a little MD. I don't like the taste of either one. But, hands down, the worst energy drink of all time has to be Von Dutch. GAG!

Sikawtic
03-18-2006, 1:19 AM
Von Dutch is quite... laaglahldhalf. I couldn't even finish one can of it. Ewww.

I like MDX and Amp though...

LinkTheGameFreak
03-18-2006, 1:20 AM
where the hell you been duddits?!

btw, starbucks does have very good sweets (the mint chocolate brownie)

xodkrm
03-18-2006, 1:26 AM
Make 1L or more of the strongest coffe, finest grind. Boil your coffe until it evaporates, until it becomes really sticky, or until it starts to burn. When this does happen, put in some fine ground coffe and leave it overnight. What I like to do after is put the coffe into straws, t5ape the ends and take it around with me. When I need it, just rip off the top and drink it up when I need it for some energy boost, not only physically, but also for big exams.

I heard somewhere that you can dip cigarettes in the coffee and smoke them when the cigarettes are dry enough. Never tried it though.

All this make me wonder : Do large amounts of caffein do permanent damage to your body?

Duddits
03-18-2006, 1:36 AM
Make 1L or more of the strongest coffe, finest grind. Boil your coffe until it evaporates, until it becomes really sticky, or until it starts to burn. When this does happen, put in some fine ground coffe and leave it overnight. What I like to do after is put the coffe into straws, t5ape the ends and take it around with me. When I need it, just rip off the top and drink it up when I need it for some energy boost, not only physically, but also for big exams.

I heard somewhere that you can dip cigarettes in the coffee and smoke them when the cigarettes are dry enough. Never tried it though.

All this make me wonder : Do large amounts of caffein do permanent damage to your body?

I don't know, but 15 caffene pills + Red bull = NO FUCKING SLEEP & MIGRANES.

Also it's addicting. We all are caffene addicts here.

where the hell you been duddits?!


I could tell you, but the fragile veil of humanity that shrouds your world would fall crashing into oblivion.

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Erhm.

LinkTheGameFreak
03-18-2006, 4:20 AM
ah...

*looks sheepishly around*

I made new comics http://forums.megadeth.com/images/smilies/freak3.gif

Duddits
03-18-2006, 4:44 AM
ah...

*looks sheepishly around*

I made new comics http://forums.megadeth.com/images/smilies/freak3.gif


Ooooo.. where?! "Where," I demand! :twak:

LinkTheGameFreak
03-18-2006, 4:54 AM
http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=13892

Ghost213
03-18-2006, 4:55 AM
As a niccotine fiend, I think it is interesting that you have heard of dipping cigarettes in coffee and drying them.(Thinks to self 'Maybe I should try that, it might be like speed:>)

ScottieIWU
03-18-2006, 4:57 AM
I don't know, but 15 caffene pills + Red bull = NO FUCKING SLEEP & MIGRANES.I'm pretty sure that also equals death. Somehow I'm pretty sure that many caffeine pills would cause most people go have heard attacks.

But hey, if that works for staying up hells yes.

Fred1000000
03-18-2006, 10:23 AM
Have FOUR cappuchinos home brewed by my mom. :| It works every time. Trust me there.

TinyDancer
03-18-2006, 3:19 PM
But, hands down, the worst energy drink of all time has to be Von Dutch. GAG!

OH GOD. I tried that, because I liked the can, I don't normally drink energy drinks. It was the color of snot, and it tasted awful. It tasted a little like something I had had before, but I couldn't remember what it was. I drank a little, tried to like it, and dumped it down the sink. Revolting.

Rayne
03-18-2006, 3:28 PM
3 teaspoons of coffee
1 bowl of hagen daz vanila-caramel brownie surprise
6 seconds worth of wiped cream
1 can of any-type soda
1 cup of french vanilla creme

Mix and stir

2 teaspoons of chocolate powder

Enjoi :P

kongurous
03-18-2006, 7:31 PM
Amp and Star Burst... scratch that, about 5 packs of Star Burst and 3 Amps will keep you up all night, and wired like your telephone. I practically lived off it for 6 months, too.

Duddits
03-18-2006, 9:36 PM
Amp and Star Burst... scratch that, about 5 packs of Star Burst and 3 Amps will keep you up all night, and wired like your telephone. I practically lived off it for 6 months, too.

I don't like the whole MD style energy drink. The kind of energy drink taste that I like tastes like Sobe Adreneline Rush, Monster Assult, Lost or Red Jak. That all have this unique flavor that packs so much attitude in it. It almost says "F-ck you, taste buds". GREATNESS

wa123
03-19-2006, 8:59 PM
I was attracted by the subject tilte, I was thinking to see some kind of complaint about starbucks' prodcut or service, but when I click in thats out of topic.
how did your topic relate to your subject head?

Duddits
03-19-2006, 10:36 PM
I was attracted by the subject tilte, I was thinking to see some kind of complaint about starbucks' prodcut or service, but when I click in thats out of topic.
how did your topic relate to your subject head?

It doesn't have to relate to the thread at all, actually. I could say "Starcraft 2 is coming out!" then post a picture of the Monkeys, and it'd be alright as long as it wan't blatent spam.

But as to how it relate, F-ck you starbucks, as in, my coffeesuperdrinkgodnessthing would kick their ass any day.

QuothTheRaven
03-20-2006, 7:00 PM
you know starbucks coffee is dark roasted and dark roasted coffee has 1% or less caffine.light roasted cofffee has 4-5% caffine.the longer you roast coffee the less caffine.most people think dark roasted coffee has more cafffine then light roasted coffe but that isn't true.

Ragnarox
03-20-2006, 10:09 PM
If your looking for alternatives for ways to stay up late at night, just reach into your wall and strip a 12 volt line then stick it in your mouth and connect the circuit. That will jump start you for a few hours, and costs WAY less than an energy drink.

No I really mean it, yes...seriously...try it, it works, especially in the mornings.

Ubergopher
03-20-2006, 11:19 PM
One thing that works is full throttle, during tech school I LIVED off that stuff.

hammocksleeper
03-20-2006, 11:24 PM
I don't really eat energy drinks. I stick to coffee and tea. I'm also not a fan of sobe or whatever else. I'd rather brew my own tea, and drink 100% juice

I'm also not a fan of trying to stay up late, I tend to succumb to the will of my body. If I really need to I'll get up and take a walk outside for a while

Duddits
03-21-2006, 1:51 AM
I don't really eat energy drinks. I stick to coffee and tea. I'm also not a fan of sobe or whatever else. I'd rather brew my own tea, and drink 100% juice

I'm also not a fan of trying to stay up late, I tend to succumb to the will of my body. If I really need to I'll get up and take a walk outside for a while


Eat energy drinks? Mmmm, I can imagine it now. Popsicle Von Dutch! Yum.


Anyway, I made up a t-shirt idea, I guess, one of those one-liners. Was and energy drink on the back, says "Artificial Insombniac" on front.

I would wear it.