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Today is the one of the few days of the year where ethnicity holds no power and people are universally invited to share a pint, a 60, a keg or which ever amout of alcohol you wish to drink but St.Patrick's day wasn't originally a drinking holiday was it?
Let's take a look into the past and see what happened:
St.Patrick's Day honours the patron saint of Ireland. It is celebrated on the 17th of March. Many people celebrate different ways, some by dancing others by marching in parades, but most of us drink. People often wear green in the memory of Ireland and their green is accompanied by shamrocks and 3 leafed clovers.
March 17th wasn't the day St.Patrick was born but it was the day he died. This is because the date of his birth is unknown.
St.Patrick was born in Scotland ( go figure :P ) and studied religion to be come a priest. He later moved to Ireland to teach people of the ways of God. St.Patrick was a good man. There are many good stories of him. The most famous legend was that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland. This didn't happen, however if you ask an Irishman, he will tell you that there is not a snake throughout the whole country of Ireland.
Well now that that's been cleared up, the guy didn't do a whole lot but it gives us all a reason to be stupid, so why don't you go for it. Don't be so stupid as to hurt yourself but hell, it's on a friday this year. Instead of doing homework, play a game or go to the movies. If you're old enough to go drinking, well I suggest you get to it. People on campus have been drinking since 10:30am.
Wanna share your plans? Post 'em here!
Have fun everyone
I guess I'll get drunk. Surprised?
Ragnarox
03-17-2006, 4:14 PM
I forgot it was St.Patricks day...
kongurous
03-17-2006, 5:00 PM
Hmm... I will get drunk, and then get back to designing my Force Commander armor. If you play Dawn of War, you'll know what I'm talking about.
Did the Chibster just tell us to drink? It's a sign of the apocalypse. Better listen!
EvilEggCracker
03-17-2006, 5:09 PM
Damn it! I was gonna get pissed out of my mind today and fuck my girl friend! But nooo Corey gets grounded (I refer to myself in the third person when im angry)! Damn it! Go drink your beers, your vodka, your magners! I dont care...OK i do!Damn you all to hell! Damn it!
And the worst part is, im grounded for a month! So i cant even make up for it soon!
(oh and Kong, how do you edit your Force Commanders armor in DOW?)
GrassDragon
03-17-2006, 5:32 PM
Damn it! I was gonna get pissed out of my mind today and fuck my girl friend! But nooo Corey gets grounded (I refer to myself in the third person when im angry)! Damn it! Go drink your beers, your vodka, your magners! I dont care...OK i do!Damn you all to hell! Damn it!
Dude, you're frickin 14. Go play Counter Strike or something.
King_Critter
03-17-2006, 5:42 PM
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Hapy saint Patricks day!
I don't have anything special planned for to day... I never do anything for patrick, I don't even wear green!
kongurous
03-17-2006, 5:44 PM
(oh and Kong, how do you edit your Force Commanders armor in DOW?)
Designing my own suit in real life, not in the game.
Graeme
03-17-2006, 7:04 PM
Damn it! I was gonna get pissed out of my mind today and fuck my girl friend! But nooo Corey gets grounded (I refer to myself in the third person when im angry)! Damn it! Go drink your beers, your vodka, your magners! I dont care...OK i do!Damn you all to hell! Damn it!
Should you really be drinking? I mean you are only 14, thats kinda early. Well since you're stuck at home anyhow why don't you talk to your parents and see if your girlfriend can come over and you guys can watch a movie. Even to talk about sleeping with your girlfriend is a little more information than we all needed to know.
There will be many more occassions to drink when you're a bit older.
btw, this is Chibi not Graeme.
Leosam096
03-17-2006, 8:11 PM
Damn it! I was gonna get pissed out of my mind today and fuck my girl friend! But nooo Corey gets grounded (I refer to myself in the third person when im angry)! Damn it! Go drink your beers, your vodka, your magners! I dont care...OK i do!Damn you all to hell! Damn it!
And the worst part is, im grounded for a month! So i cant even make up for it soon!
that is so uncool...:rolleyes:
dunchy
03-17-2006, 8:40 PM
[COLOR=Black] Instead of doing homework, play a game or go to the movies. If you're old enough to go drinking, well I suggest you get to it. People on campus have been drinking since 10:30am.
Wanna share your plans? Post 'em here!
Have fun everyone
I'm having some low carb rice cakes and playing "Scene it" the board game. Early night for me.
:P I'm getting PISSED.
I'll be up till probably 7 in the morning...or maybe later, if the beers stores open before I fall asleep/pass out/run out of booze.
mcflurry_1982
03-17-2006, 9:13 PM
i cant get drunk tonight. i have work tomorrow. but at least my gf and i had our 1 year yesterday and we r going out to eat tonight.
Duddits
03-18-2006, 12:53 AM
Guess what? Today, I will not be getting drunk.
If anyone remembers anything about me, drunkeness was a big part of my life, unfortunatly, around the last time I was posting here. I've quit. Haven't had any alcohol in over 6 months, or any drugs in over 8. Wee for me!
(Meh, sorry to gloat, or whatever you want to call it.)
Toucan
03-18-2006, 3:45 AM
Happy St Patty’s day to all.
A funny little story I heard on the radio:-
An Irishman called Shamus walks in to a church, sits down at a pew and starts to pray, saying "Please God, let me win lotto, or I am going to loose my farm".
When the day of the lottery comes around and some one else wins, he go's back to the church and prays again, "God, I have lost my farm, please let me win lotto so I don't loose my house".
Once again the day of the lottery comes around and sure enough some one else wins, so again he go's back to church and prays, "Please, Please God, let me win lotto, I have lost everything, I have always been a faithful and loyal servant, so please God let me win lotto so I can get my life back in order".
Suddenly there a thunderous boom through the church and then the church was filled with the voice of God and he said “Look, Shamus, you have to meet half way, will you buy a bloody ticket".
Duddits
03-18-2006, 4:13 AM
-blink blink-
Maybe its just me and it flew way over my head, but I don't get it.
Toucan
03-18-2006, 5:11 AM
Maybe its just me and it flew way over my head, but I don't get it.
LOL, well if you don't buy a tcket you can't win can you?
Bah a joke explained looses it's punch, maybe I didn't tell it right. :(
No, you told it right. It was funny. :)
SHISHKABOB
03-18-2006, 8:29 AM
That was funny lol. For st. Pats day all I did was practice in this band for fricking 7 hours almost straight!! Agh my lips are permanently scarred. But it was fun. Oh my gosh and now we have to do it again today!! Woot. And then we get a little break then we do the big performance.
sololop
03-18-2006, 2:36 PM
Old one, but still good. I never realized yesterday was saint pats day. I don't care anyway.
ShadeZ
03-18-2006, 2:45 PM
Yesterday I celebrated my step dad's birthday...!
Somehow I never forget that holiday O.o
bluemicrobyte
03-18-2006, 5:03 PM
Today is the one of the few days of the year where ethnicity holds no power and people are universally invited to share a pint, a 60, a keg or which ever amout of alcohol you wish to drink but St.Patrick's day wasn't originally a drinking holiday was it?
Let's take a look into the past and see what happened:
St.Patrick's Day honours the patron saint of Ireland. It is celebrated on the 17th of March. Many people celebrate different ways, some by dancing others by marching in parades, but most of us drink. People often wear green in the memory of Ireland and their green is accompanied by shamrocks and 3 leafed clovers.
March 17th wasn't the day St.Patrick was born but it was the day he died. This is because the date of his birth is unknown.
St.Patrick was born in Scotland ( go figure :P ) and studied religion to be come a priest. He later moved to Ireland to teach people of the ways of God. St.Patrick was a good man. There are many good stories of him. The most famous legend was that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland. This didn't happen, however if you ask an Irishman, he will tell you that there is not a snake throughout the whole country of Ireland.
Well now that that's been cleared up, the guy didn't do a whole lot but it gives us all a reason to be stupid, so why don't you go for it. Don't be so stupid as to hurt yourself but hell, it's on a friday this year. Instead of doing homework, play a game or go to the movies. If you're old enough to go drinking, well I suggest you get to it. People on campus have been drinking since 10:30am.
Wanna share your plans? Post 'em here!
Have fun everyone
I give Chibi the award for best holiday post by actually giving background information about the holiday. :P
BlackHawk
03-18-2006, 5:30 PM
What did I do? Well, I was going to sit around and do some design work but I got invited to an internet cafe to LAN with some friends. We ended up playing CS and I kicked their combined asses. It was awesome :).
Then I went home, watched 'Jarhead' (great movie, the books really good as well) and then gamed some more :).
TinyDancer
03-18-2006, 7:48 PM
I went to the beach with a bunch of friends. It was really fun..the water was cold, but it felt great, and we built a kickass sandcastle.
Duddits
03-18-2006, 9:40 PM
I went to the beach with a bunch of friends. It was really fun..the water was cold, but it felt great, and we built a kickass sandcastle.
God googli-moly, where do you live?! I think the temperature over here maxed out at 60, then plummeted to the current 30 degrees. Jumping in the water over here would be difficult, as it is just a step above ice right now.
What's cool about Ohio is that during the summer, we can get a temp of 90-100 degrees, but during the winter, it can get cold enough to freeze a lake solid enough to drive a Semi truck over the top. Mmm, schitzo weather.
TinyDancer
03-19-2006, 12:05 AM
God googli-moly, where do you live?! I think the temperature over here maxed out at 60, then plummeted to the current 30 degrees. Jumping in the water over here would be difficult, as it is just a step above ice right now.
What's cool about Ohio is that during the summer, we can get a temp of 90-100 degrees, but during the winter, it can get cold enough to freeze a lake solid enough to drive a Semi truck over the top. Mmm, schitzo weather.
Houston, TX. We have 2 seasons. Summer, and rain. Haha...we have winter sometimes too, but we get warm fronts during winter. The beach I went to is about an hour away though, on Galveston Island. The high was 77 and the low was 67. It felt chilly to us, but that's summer for a lot of people. At home it was about 80.
Duddits
03-19-2006, 12:09 AM
Houston, TX. We have 2 seasons. Summer, and rain. Haha...we have winter sometimes too, but we get warm fronts during winter. The beach I went to is about an hour away though, on Galveston Island. The high was 77 and the low was 67. It felt chilly to us, but that's summer for a lot of people. At home it was about 80.
LoL! That's horrible man, summer and rain. I don't think I could do something like that. All though I despise could weather and sunlight doesn't agree with my redhead ass, I love the variety. Most because it's fun to look outside while on the computer, because I can imagine point and laugh at the sad people who are either freezing their ass of or getting slow-broiled.
(I hate sports... played soccer for 11 years, but then I discover the guitar -cue angelic singing-)
TinyDancer
03-19-2006, 12:15 AM
LoL! That's horrible man, summer and rain. I don't think I could do something like that. All though I despise could weather and sunlight doesn't agree with my redhead ass, I love the variety. Most because it's fun to look outside while on the computer, because I can imagine point and laugh at the sad people who are either freezing their ass of or getting slow-broiled.
(I hate sports... played soccer for 11 years, but then I discover the guitar -cue angelic singing-)
Sometimes we have droughts too. Then it's just hot and muggy, so you think it's going to rain but it never does. It's snowed here twice in my memory, only once did the snow not melt before it hit the ground, and that was Christmas a year ago. We got about.....4 inches and everyone was excited and took pictures.
Leosam096
03-19-2006, 6:17 AM
wow,i miss life back in north america...life here in the philippines,we only have two seasons...the dry season and the rainy season...well...thats about it!
cheers!
Duddits
03-19-2006, 9:35 AM
Happy St Patty’s day to all.
A funny little story I heard on the radio:-
An Irishman called Shamus walks in to a church, sits down at a pew and starts to pray, saying "Please God, let me win lotto, or I am going to loose my farm".
When the day of the lottery comes around and some one else wins, he go's back to the church and prays again, "God, I have lost my farm, please let me win lotto so I don't loose my house".
Once again the day of the lottery comes around and sure enough some one else wins, so again he go's back to church and prays, "Please, Please God, let me win lotto, I have lost everything, I have always been a faithful and loyal servant, so please God let me win lotto so I can get my life back in order".
Suddenly there a thunderous boom through the church and then the church was filled with the voice of God and he said “Look, Shamus, you have to meet half way, will you buy a bloody ticket".
OH MY GOD! That is hilarious.. :D :D :D I didn't get it till now, and I'm laughing like a maniac at this moment. Hehehe.....God I'm retarded like that sometimes. Good joke, 8)
Protosschick99
03-19-2006, 11:27 AM
I went to work, where I wore a green shamrock sticker on my name tag, lolz :P
Then I came home.......And went to my dad's house. Normally we wouldda had corned beef with cabbage, but we were too tired to go out :P
Oh! And in the morning on my way to work, I called Nissa and her family to wish them a happy St. Patrick's Day :D
(Nissa is HEAVILY Irish and proud, lolz :P)
kongurous
03-19-2006, 12:30 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/301564
Nuff said.
Duddits
03-19-2006, 1:45 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/301564
Nuff said.
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Ow, my brain.
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