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GrimTerror
03-12-2006, 6:41 AM
Look everyone! BI is back! Let's all gather around him and pretend that we've missed him loads and loads!:)

Just kidding BI:P It's good to see you back! Did you bring us any gifts from lands far away?

Nickodemus
03-12-2006, 9:43 AM
Black who? Isn't she new?

GrassDragon
03-12-2006, 9:45 AM
Yeah, welcome back BI. I want to hear some stories from the other side of the world once you're all rested up.

Mtank
03-12-2006, 10:29 AM
Was Black.Ice ever gone? Why is there a need for a 'welcome back' thread on an online forum? Why aren't you doing this for every member who leaves and comes back? Why only if he's a moderator? I left for two days last week. Why don't I get a thread with members gushing over me?

Seal
03-12-2006, 11:46 AM
because grim has to meet his thread-making quota.

Nuts
03-12-2006, 11:48 AM
Grim Terror is vying for a moderator position, can't you tell?

GrimTerror
03-12-2006, 12:05 PM
Maybe I'm just too nice...

Guess I better start developing a mean streak huh?

hammocksleeper
03-12-2006, 12:11 PM
just bee yourself....:)

KexMex
03-12-2006, 3:16 PM
No, Grim. Please. :(

Where did BI go? And why?

Giggilyomeromicon
03-12-2006, 5:12 PM
Yeah, I never noticed him leaving. Did he go somewhere?

GrimTerror
03-12-2006, 5:30 PM
He went away about a month ago for some reason. I think he went to India. How could you not notice?

(btw: I hate you all)

kongurous
03-12-2006, 5:58 PM
Yes, he went to India. No, I don't know why. Yes, I like to raise my post count :P

Black.Ice
03-12-2006, 6:50 PM
Thanks for the welcome back, but it's really not needed. :)

I was on vacation the past month in India and it was great. India is such a unique place and it's great to see things from a different perspective. It really changes the way you think.

Was Black.Ice ever gone? Why is there a need for a 'welcome back' thread on an online forum? Why aren't you doing this for every member who leaves and comes back? Why only if he's a moderator? I left for two days last week. Why don't I get a thread with members gushing over me?

No one cares about you, fool.


And here's some fun on IRC


BI Ahhh, it feels good to be back
kongurous I'm sure it does. How was Mosquitoland?
BI Great. I feel ... wiser, smarter, and more self-controlled than before
=-= kongurous was booted from #orgnetwork by YOU (BI)

Stonehand
03-12-2006, 6:57 PM
Nice. Well, welcome back BI. And don't forget to.... um... to... hrm... I forgot what I was going to type :P oh wellz, it's not like I'm rambling about nothing right? ... Okay, I'll shutup now.

* Stonehand is burned by a corsair *

wa123
03-12-2006, 7:55 PM
Was Black.Ice ever gone? Why is there a need for a 'welcome back' thread on an online forum? Why aren't you doing this for every member who leaves and comes back? Why only if he's a moderator? I left for two days last week. Why don't I get a thread with members gushing over me?

Make one for yourself, I will do the welcoming for u.

GrassDragon
03-12-2006, 10:07 PM
Still no stories. You were there for a whole month and don't have any stories?

Giggilyomeromicon
03-12-2006, 10:16 PM
Ummm . . . Did you by any chance . . . meet/kill Mtank?

Mtank
03-13-2006, 1:12 AM
Ummm . . . Did you by any chance . . . meet/kill Mtank?

Of course he killed me. Thats why I'm still posting on Warboards.

He went away about a month ago for some reason. I think he went to India. How could you not notice?

Maybe because we don't spend our day with our nose pressed against Black.Ice's living room window.

(btw: I hate you all)

Yet you seem to love all the mods. Strange.

No one cares about you, fool.
You're lucky you got out of here alive, .Ice. If I wasn't busy with my exams...

So how was it? You missed mango season by a long haul, but luckily, the US might allow more Indian mangoes into its markets soon.

Black.Ice
03-13-2006, 2:38 AM
You're lucky you got out of here alive, .Ice. If I wasn't busy with my exams...

So how was it? You missed mango season by a long haul, but luckily, the US might allow more Indian mangoes into its markets soon.

It was nice... practiced my bargaining skills in AP. Went on a lot of sightseeing stuff, spent time with family and just relaxed and enjoyed my vacation. Enjoyed all the riots that were going on in Hyderabad, which was kind of weird.

Still no stories. You were there for a whole month and don't have any stories?

Me, my cousin and the car driver were going in an auto-rickshaw (Click to see what it is). (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&hs=b4L&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=autorickshaw&spell=1&percentage_served=100&sa=N&tab=wi) It's basically a three-weeled taxi. We were enroute to our destination when the engine suddenly stops (located in the back of the taxi). Frustrated, the driver hops out and runs to the back. Me my cousin patiently wait, and were talking about nothing in general.

I then hear footsteps of someone running, and then I looked out the side of the rickshaw. The next thing I see his the driver sprinting away from the rickshaw. This guy isn't running, he's freaking panicked and running as fast as he possibly can. He keeps glancing over his shoulder. Realizing that can't be good, I jump out, and look at the driver who's about 100 feet away. I walk back to the engine and then see a small fire.

My cousin and me look at each other and freak out. The flame was only about 4 inches high. My cousins yells, "Lets put it out". He runs towards the back of the auto, and we're thinking about how we can put it out. Like idiots, we start blowing at the stupid flame. Realizing we aren't doing shit, I look around for something to smother it with. Finding nothing, I look to see where the driver went, and he's gone to a street-cart selling cocunuts. I yell at him asking him what the hell he's doing, and he comes running back with two small glasses of water. He stands there, and pours the water over the flame, which reduces it's size (it's grown now). The water shorts the electrical system, and it begins to spark.

The driver takes off his shirt and starts blowing and waving his shirt at the fire trying to put it out, and the only thing I can think of is those crazy movie scenes where you see cars exploding and a huge fireball. Me and my cousin decide to get the hell out of there and we start running the other way, and the driver sees us running. The flame was pretty big now. He continues to wave his shirt for a while, and then glances back at us. He drops his shirt and runs to catch up with us.

While were running, we run passed a bore-well, with a hose connected to it that's used to water a small public-garden. I stop, realizing that we can put it out with the hose. The driver sees this as well. He gives me the hose and tells me to go back to the car and put it out. I throw it back at him and tell him that it's his car, and that he has to put it out. He grabs the hose and starts running back to the car, and then my cousin tells me to start pumping. I had forgotten that the hoses weren't like the hoses here, where you simply turn it on and water comes. We had to start pumping the little fountain thing and water begin coming out of the hose... The problem was with each pump, only a little water came out.

The hose wasn't long enough to make it to the auto-rickshaw. The poor driver stood there using these little squirts of water to put the fire out, and he was somehow successful. We walk back to the auto, and we're all breathing heavily and he says, "You've got good eyes to have spotted that pump".

Me, being the great guy that I am, admit that I do despite that me and my cousin were just running to get the hell out of there. After he fixes the problem, which had something to do with a loose connection and some other repair that he had done, he offered us a ride back to our destination. We kindly declined, and he was nice enough not to charge us the fare...

Mtank
03-13-2006, 2:56 AM
Haha. You seemed to have had a grand adventure, Black.Ice. I must admit that in all my years living in this country, nothing remotely this...exciting... has happened to me. (Bar, perhaps, a childhood incident where I was chased by a huge, pissed off black rooster at one point.)

Btw, what protests were you talking of? The Anti-Bush protests or the Anti-Dane protests?

Basan
03-13-2006, 12:39 PM
Correction, not B.I. but instead Huggles. It's official. It's another trend. I'll also bet that someone else will be called Giggles, Fiddles, whatever cuddly stuff they come up with next. :angel:

Tharisfal
03-13-2006, 12:42 PM
I think Feng, BI... oops, i mean Cuddles, Squiggles and Huggles will form triumvirate

The_Maker
03-13-2006, 1:44 PM
You seem to either have time travel abilities, or you mis-typed your signature or you're just plain weird but its the 13th and your signature says until the 15th :P


OMGOMG CUNSPIREACY!!1!!1!one!!1! :O

Black.Ice
03-13-2006, 1:48 PM
There was a miscalculation in how long I would be out of it due to exhaustion and jet-lag.

Snot
03-13-2006, 2:04 PM
Well, can't say I know you, but welcome back to WB. Have fun...

Tharisfal
03-13-2006, 2:06 PM
You seem to either have time travel abilities, or you mis-typed your signature or you're just plain weird but its the 13th and your signature says until the 15th :P


OMGOMG CUNSPIREACY!!1!!1!one!!1! :O

What sig? And yes it is all a "cunspireacy" as you say.

GrassDragon
03-13-2006, 2:09 PM
There was a miscalculation in how long I would be out of it due to exhaustion and jet-lag.
You underestimated yourself then, eh?

GrimTerror
03-13-2006, 2:33 PM
Hey I don't recall naming the thread this...

I think this trend is getting a little bit out of control now. There will be a time where are the staff here are named after some sort of "nice" thing. We won't be able to tell them apart because all their names would have changed to something cuddly and cute and they will all be like, pink and fluffy and stuff. Lets hope none of the other staff decide to take on this soft transformation (pixels is our final hope.)

I'm sure it wont be permanent though.

UnHoly-Assassin
03-13-2006, 4:54 PM
Lets hope none of the other staff decide to take on this soft transformation (pixels is our final hope.)

Pixel will become Pixie. It is inevitable.

wbbi2wb! ^_^

Giggilyomeromicon
03-13-2006, 5:10 PM
Correction, not B.I. but instead Huggles. It's official. It's another trend. I'll also bet that someone else will be called Giggles, Fiddles, whatever cuddly stuff they come up with next. :angel:

I'm sorry, Giggls is taken :P

Schwitzer
03-13-2006, 8:01 PM
Someone widdled on the parade. :(

GrassDragon
03-13-2006, 9:04 PM
I guess it's just a few too many antics for this somber board. Only a few weeks until April Fool's though, and I'm sure you two have something cooking.

Black.Ice
03-13-2006, 9:24 PM
No, but thanks for reminding me. Man, we've built a reputation for ourselves if it's 20 days before the 1st of April and people think we have something cooking. Would be kind of funny if we did though... start planning like 6 months in advance.

Anyways, thank you all for the nice welcome.

GrassDragon
03-13-2006, 9:31 PM
Well 0laf started way before April didn't he?

Black.Ice
03-13-2006, 9:34 PM
Only a couple of weeks if I remember right.

hammocksleeper
03-13-2006, 10:25 PM
No, but thanks for reminding me. Man, we've built a reputation for ourselves if it's 20 days before the 1st of April and people think we have something cooking. Would be kind of funny if we did though... start planning like 6 months in advance.

Or so you say.... :ninja:

Protoss_Honor
03-14-2006, 3:44 PM
BI! YOU IS BACK!!! I IS SO HAPPY!!!!!! BI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Hello Black.Ice, welcome back to Warboards after your long vacation. Glad to have you return.

Basan
03-15-2006, 3:41 AM
No, but thanks for reminding me. Man, we've built a reputation for ourselves if it's 20 days before the 1st of April and people think we have something cooking. Would be kind of funny if we did though... start planning like 6 months in advance.

Glad to have our old B.I. back (and not "Huggles"). ;) So you say that this wasn't your early attempt to pull a fast one on us (with Feng' n' Schwitty)?
I do recall something about a 'certain' site getting all crazed up and coincidentally on April's fools day... :angel:

whoman_human
03-15-2006, 5:45 AM
i can't say i know u...but from wat i've read ure a big personalitie:D ..so welcome back:D