View Full Version : Big Meeting? I've Got Self-Preservation To Practice.
GenocideAlive
03-08-2006, 3:15 PM
Consider the following cheer:
GIMME AN "F"!
GIMME AN "e"!
GIMME A "3"!
GIMME A "C"!
GIMME AN "l"!
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
OH MY GOD, CALL THE HAZARDOUS WASTE LINE, PREP THE CHEMICAL SHOWER AND TEAR OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!
Some dumb bitch in our lab spilled almost a liter of Iron (III) Chloride onto the floor and splashed herself in the process. She had absolutely no fucking clue what she was doing or what to do in the meantime, and it really made for a fun lunchtime. She was trying to clean up this spill with no idea as to how to do it and just smearing it around. It looks like baby diarrhea and smells about as good.
I called our HazMat squad and they came out in force to pretty much hold her hand and keep her from contaminating everything around her. They had her take off her clothes and put a lab coat on until they could aquire her a decent set because she splashed all over that too. It's fucking sad that she spilled 500mLs of crap on the floor and I'm the one that called the squad because I started to feel sorry for her flopping around on the floor.
She added water to the Iron mixture and knew it would heat the mix. However, she thought she was handling this by putting its glass container in a water bath. Then when it broke, she quickly threw it into a secondary glass container. That container also broke. Surprise, surprise.
Later on, someone from the HazMat team was cleaning up and joking "Well, just think, now you'll have some really good stories for lab meeting." I said, "Yeah, or for your new job."
She was such a dumb skank. She was all freaking out and trying to give little bullshit meaningless tips like "well, it's only 5M solution, so if you were to dilute it..." and everybody was like, "Jesus H. Christ, please don't try to show off your science "skills" now. I think everybody's had enough of your science expertise for today."
The moral of the story is, if you're female and in science, ask a guy before you start playing chemistry set.
Kingscrab
03-08-2006, 3:23 PM
They had her take off her clothes and put a lab coat on until they could aquire her a decent set because she splashed all over that too. A small consolation i hope... :o Brutal story, dude... but pretty damn funny nonetheless.
i really think manuals are made to be read, and she apparently did not know that.
kongurous
03-08-2006, 3:32 PM
Your shauvenistic messages are becoming annoying...
GenocideAlive
03-08-2006, 3:33 PM
i really think manuals are made to be read, and she apparently did not know that.
Experiments don't come with manuals, cutie. You make them up in your head then do them. Just makes me want to pinch your cheek. :)
The moral of the story is, if you're female and in science, ask a guy before you start playing chemistry set.
You should have just kicked her like your dogs.
Seriously, do you really think less of the opposite sex or are you just writing without thinking?
GenocideAlive
03-08-2006, 4:10 PM
You should have just kicked her like your dogs.
Seriously, do you really think less of the opposite sex or are you just writing without thinking? PC99 can say "You look sooooooooooooooo Mexican :P lolz" and nobody says shit to her. If I make a crack about chicks I've got four guys tripping over themselves to misspell "chauvinist". Maybe I should add inane smiley faces. Gogo double standard.
Send people with a sense of humor, plz.
kongurous
03-08-2006, 4:12 PM
If I make a crack about chicks I've got four guys tripping over themselves to misspell "chauvinist".
Blame google for my mistake <_<
PC99 can say "You look sooooooooooooooo Mexican :P lolz" and nobody says shit to her.
I guess I take your posts more seriously. I would take it as a compliment.
My apologies if you meant that in jest.
GenocideAlive
03-08-2006, 4:38 PM
I'm an equal-opportunity insulter. "And you know this! Man!"
YOu do realize that PC is a mexican though? I don't think anyone would take offense if I said to another white person "OMG You are SOOO white!!!"
I mean wtf?
Shouldn't you guys have had an MSDS handy? I would've assumed she should've looked these things up before screwing around -- for that matter, what the hell was she trying to do?
Oh well, I guess everyone has an off day here and there.
Next time you have an off day I hope someone is a complete ass to you as well =)
-Neo
Schwitzer
03-08-2006, 5:25 PM
Wow... she had absolutely no idea what she was doing.
Makes me think of this crack about stupid people:
http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/6th-sense.jpg
Enough said.
GrassDragon
03-08-2006, 6:11 PM
Don't you spell Iron(III) Chloride FeCl3?
Oh yeah, and that sucks and stuff. Fire her ass.
Sirion
03-08-2006, 7:46 PM
No, it's Fe3CL. The number stateds the number of that type of atoms. So, three iron and one chlorine.
Graeme
03-08-2006, 8:24 PM
Sirion - I think GD was more confused about the balancing of the atoms. The (III) is representative of the +3 charge on the iron ion, so it would in fact be FeCl3.
Of course, Genocide wrote it out as you would say it and I'm positive he meant to write it as such . . . so this entire conversation doesn't really matter.
Anyway, a similar thing (glassware exploding due to quick temperature change) happened to a guy in my organic laboratory this semester. It's not that odd of a thing to happen - though I must admit that someone working in a laboratory should at least know that much . . .
Ragnarox
03-08-2006, 8:55 PM
It seems we have exploding glassware all over the place now. We had a slight problem today in my organic chemistry class as well, somebody put methanol in a beaker, forgot to dilute it, then decided to heat it up on the bunsen burner because there wasn't a hotplate available. A few of us caught some shrapnel from that.
Protosschick99
03-08-2006, 9:48 PM
PC99 can say "You look sooooooooooooooo Mexican :P lolz" and nobody says **** to her.
That's because I am Mexican. And Link is Mexican too, lolz :P I wouldn't say that to someone else, that may offend them.
And fun story GA :P
GrassDragon
03-08-2006, 10:57 PM
Sirion - I think GD was more confused about the balancing of the atoms. The (III) is representative of the +3 charge on the iron ion, so it would in fact be FeCl3.
Of course, Genocide wrote it out as you would say it and I'm positive he meant to write it as such . . . so this entire conversation doesn't really matter.
Yeah, I was just being a jerk. GA is a chemist, he knows what he's talking about.
WeekendLazyness
03-08-2006, 11:45 PM
We had to heat up some dyes in one of my chem labs last year, and there was only a limited amout of space for everyone to do their work. One of my lab partners was setting up a hotplate in another area of the room, but he for some reason neglected to remove the four beakers sitting on top of the hotplate at the time (it hadn't been warmed up, by the way). The next noise I heard was the sound of four full 250mL beakers crashing down upon a hard tile surface. The crash was so loud, people from other rooms came to investigate. From that point on that guy wasn't allowed to move any glassware.
LinkTheGameFreak
03-09-2006, 2:08 AM
Good job GA, continue saving the world one chemistry lab at a time :tup: :rolleyes:
Seems like it would make for a good story later down the road tho :) Just imagine it, you telling people how you saved the lives of everyone from the hazardous effects of mixing Iron, Chlorine and water ;) (it's as manly as telling people you saved someone from mixing egg whites, butter, milk and flour...) hehehe, jk man ;)
Hmmm... was she new or a student intern or something?
KexMex
03-09-2006, 8:01 AM
Great. ^_^ I had a boring day, then I come home and see this story. You made this a good day, GenocideAlive! ^_^
GenocideAlive
03-09-2006, 12:11 PM
Just imagine it, you telling people how you saved the lives of everyone from the hazardous effects of mixing Iron, Chlorine and water (it's as manly as telling people you saved someone from mixing egg whites, butter, milk and flour...)
This is why liberal arts majors shouldn't be allowed near words like "chemistry". She's not a "new student", she's working at a job. It looks like she isn't going to get fired, but it sure as hell shook my faith in my co-workers. I can only imagine what dumb shit she would have managed by herself over there.
That's because I am Mexican. And Link is Mexican too, lolz I wouldn't say that to someone else, that may offend them.
Oh. Well, that's funny, I remember you stating in a particular thread that you were offended that a bunch of Border Patrol officers were pulling over you, your mother, and your father on a regular basis because you "looked like Mexicans", to which you stated vehemently that you are "American". You also went out of your way to state to imply that these people were being jerks and / or racists for thinking you were anything but American.
It's difficult to keep up with the various and sundry nationalities, relationships etc. you annex for purposes of lending yourself immunity to others' disapproval.
ShadowGonissa
03-09-2006, 12:36 PM
PC99 can say "You look sooooooooooooooo Mexican :P lolz" and nobody says shit to her. If I make a crack about chicks I've got four guys tripping over themselves to misspell "chauvinist". Maybe I should add inane smiley faces. Gogo double standard.
Send people with a sense of humor, plz.
The female advantage. :D
Seriously, dude, it's one thing for PC to say that, because she's obviously being silly and she's not trying to offend anyone. However, your statement was (or seemed) much more serious. It's not always easy to tell on the internet, so I'm not going to judge you on it.
But I'd still kick you in the balls. :D
She's Mexican American. When she was talking to Link, she was refering to ethnicity. When she was talking to the border patrol, she was refering to citizenship. Boy, you sure do like to insult people, you pompous male chauvinist.
GrassDragon
03-09-2006, 12:55 PM
Boy, you sure do like to insult people, you pompous male chauvinist.
Irony is so frickin funny.
ShadowGonissa
03-09-2006, 2:23 PM
Irony is so frickin funny.
Ah, but you see, I don't care.
Weeee! :D
Protosschick99
03-09-2006, 2:29 PM
The female advantage. :D
Seriously, dude, it's one thing for PC to say that, because she's obviously being silly and she's not trying to offend anyone. However, your statement was (or seemed) much more serious. It's not always easy to tell on the internet, so I'm not going to judge you on it.
But I'd still kick you in the balls. :D
She's Mexican American. When she was talking to Link, she was refering to ethnicity. When she was talking to the border patrol, she was refering to citizenship. Boy, you sure do like to insult people, you pompous male chauvinist.
w00t go Nissa, lolz :P And yeah I'm not trying to offend anyone, if Link was offended, he would of told me. So if he's not offended, I don't see why anyone else should be :P
Kingscrab
03-09-2006, 2:37 PM
But I'd still kick you in the balls. :D Why does every woman who feels the need to lash out at a guy use this feeble, cleche' response. When in doubt, kick him in the balls! Real mature.
Maybe someone should kick you in the tit. (see, sounds stupid doesn't it?) :with:
Protosschick99
03-09-2006, 2:42 PM
AHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny :P
Honestly I rarely say anything like, "I want to kick you in the balls!"
And if anyone would DARE try and kick Nissa in the boobs, and I was there--Oh heck no, no one messes with my home gurl ;)
KexMex
03-09-2006, 2:45 PM
Very well. Gonissa can expect a Swan Arabesque in the chest soon. Just kidding.
Oh well, at least I got a laugh from this male/female discussion thingy. This thread rules even more!
Kingscrab
03-09-2006, 2:50 PM
AHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny It wasn't really meant as a joke, but whatever. I think you missed the point. (There's a shocker.) :mad:
Protosschick99
03-09-2006, 3:08 PM
I understood what you said dude :P
I laughed because it was funny :P
Maybe you didn't think it was, but I did :D
Sargallikus
03-09-2006, 3:36 PM
It may be dumb to make those kind of ball kicking threats, but it still hurts when it happens. I should know, at this point any kids I have will probably be born with permanent concusions. :shiftyl:
GenocideAlive
03-09-2006, 4:29 PM
She's Mexican American. When she was talking to Link, she was refering to ethnicity. When she was talking to the border patrol, she was refering [sic] to citizenship.
She stated that she was offended because the Border Patrol thought she looked Mexican. I'm positive that I outlined that rather clearly. Here, let me quote it for you.
I remember you stating in a particular thread that you were offended that a bunch of Border Patrol officers were pulling over you, your mother, and your father on a regular basis because you "looked like Mexicans", to which you stated vehemently that you are "American".
Is that clearer now? I can quote it again if you need, let me know.
So, before you write another retarded blurb on how "Mexican" and "American" are two different classifications or how PC saying someone "looks Mexican" is somehow grossly different from Border Patrol officers saying she "looks Mexican", please do everybody a favor and try to rub your two remaining braincells together and come up with a plausible denial. I'm sure that Clayton Bigsby exists out there somewhere, but I'm relatively sure that he wouldn't be given immunity to racist censure.
Good luck; I, for one, am not holding my breath. And BTW, you're more than welcome to kick me in the balls if I can punch you in the fucking face. You're more than welcome to try whatever aenemic tuff-grrl kick in my balls you've got in your weakass frame, I promise I'll see what I can do about breaking the bones in your face in reply.
Boy, you sure do like to insult people, you pompous male chauvinist.
I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur, you bra-burning butch bitch. :)
And this thread has dissolved into off-topic flame and spam. Closed.
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