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Schwitzer
03-06-2006, 10:44 PM
Having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse... The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better?
pixels
03-06-2006, 10:47 PM
no matter what the cost all seals must be rehabilitated.

and no, i dont have bad days.

but more iraqi's need to send insufficiently postaged bombs :)
wa123
03-06-2006, 10:49 PM
lol... thank you Schwitzer, hope those having a bad day feel better now.

I cant believe that he put his return address there...
GrassDragon
03-06-2006, 10:55 PM
The rehabilitated animal story is the epitome of irony. I love irony.

Here's another fun one:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/rofl.jpg
hammocksleeper
03-06-2006, 10:56 PM
haha GD i remember that one
ScottieIWU
03-06-2006, 11:05 PM
. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.Killer Whales FTW!

Those are some bad days, but i think only if all of those were combined would it be that bad. I mean, if you get blown to bits...your day being bad is really the least of your worries.
Sargallikus
03-06-2006, 11:31 PM
Mmmmm, rehabiltated seals taste fresher... :)
dunchy
03-07-2006, 12:56 AM
we could all work where i do...i think that tops the list.

i build boxes...sounds cool at first...but oh so boring!
kharne
03-07-2006, 1:46 AM
HA HA HA


I love irony.:D
Kazansky
03-07-2006, 2:58 AM
Oh, something like this?

http://lemonodor.com/archives/images/grisly-bot-3-s.jpg
CAPTION: An Israeli robot drags a critically injured Palestinian suicide bomber whose bomb exploded prematurely.
GrassDragon
03-07-2006, 7:56 AM
i build boxes...sounds cool at first...but oh so boring!
Weren't you in tech support way back when? I'm not sure that job is preferred over building boxes though...
Kingscrab
03-07-2006, 9:18 AM
no matter what the cost all seals must be rehabilitated. Huzzah! Here are some shots i took at my volunteer gig. But, yes, they are plump and juicy treats for killer whales i'm afraid. :o
GrimTerror
03-07-2006, 11:48 AM
I've seen all of those before (do I hear amused.com?)

Yes I am having a bad day. Note I have to write down and research about that damn Exxon Valdez Oilspill for Geography. Think i'll get any extra marks for including the costly seals getting eaten?
dunchy
03-07-2006, 7:49 PM
Weren't you in tech support way back when? I'm not sure that job is preferred over building boxes though...

Oh yeeeeah, something else that happened when i was away.

My ass got.... fired.
I need bold + Italics for that actually, let my try that again.

My ass got FIRED!
GrassDragon
03-07-2006, 9:06 PM
My ass got.... fired.
Oh, I think I remember that. You posted about it. You got fired for a lame reason right?
King_Critter
03-08-2006, 6:38 PM
Think i'll get any extra marks for including the costly seals getting eaten?

Yes. Asumming your teacher has a sense of humor, anyway.
TheGreatBrain
03-08-2006, 7:45 PM
Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.Hahaha, this is wonderful.
frazz
03-09-2006, 4:45 PM
that seals thing is funny. All that work and nature just takes its course and nothing changes.