Dumb people warz!!!

[madman5]

Rp is in the process of being closed. More details soon....

[Graeme]

I would imagine this is better suited for the roleplaying forums . . .

[madman5]

Rp is being closed......

[Battlecruiser]

you didn't match the colors perfectly. I could read it without even highlighting it (well if I tried hard enough)

[madman5]

Rp is being closed.......

[Protosschick99]

lolz! This is retarded....I love it! :D

[OboeGuru]

Yeah the old Diplo trick ([color=#e4e4e4]) wasnt workin well so i made my own color:)
It doesn't look like it blends when you do "Preview Post", but it's definitely the right color code. Just trust. ;)

[ShawnManX]

I'd join the the slackerz, but I'm to lazy =P, sounds fun, but I think it needs to be moved.

[Whiteknight]

Definately needs to be moved, but it needs a bit more... description, at least I think so.

[Duddits]

-blinks-

--=WARNING=--
Partaking in this RP may be hazardous to your health. Symtoms include nausia, irratabilty, strained eyes, drooling, violent outbursts, insombia, mental breakdown, epilepcy, liver disease, and in rare cases, death by asfixiation.
--=WARNING=--

Now that that's done been said, I'll pull a Blizzard and become a hybrid of slacker/smart. Call me Infessted Duddits.

[Protosschick99]

Can I be 2nd in command to Duddits?? :D If not, I'll just be a smart person :)

[madman5]

Rp is being closed......

[Whiteknight]

I will be a smart person, since I'm oh so smart myself :) Then again, I'm a slacker too.... uhh.......

Hm, I still can't believe this has not been moved.......

[OboeGuru]

Yada yada yada... I've been busy making the site for my HS's Marching Band. ;)

Movedled.

madman5, might I suggest putting your little list in a single column instead of a (sad attempt at a) table? :)

[Duddits]

Sure, 2nd Commanding Officer PC ^^

Gogo weee!

[Jimbob]

ill be the leader of the ??????

[Valjean]

I wanna be a smartz0rz. ^_^

[ShawnManX]

/me enters trhe office of head slacker, Madman 05.
"You rang?" I say slowly.

[madman5]

Rp is being closed......

[Jimbob]

i am being ignored

[Valjean]

no you aren't. Look at the first post. O_o

***In Character***

Werewolf walked through the halls to Duddit's office. Werewolf wore a thick titanium battle suit and had a red amulet around his neck. Werewolf's Helmet was in his hand, revealing Werewolf's Wolf-like head and face.

As he got to Duddit's Office, he stood up straight and held his head up high with pride. Werewolf knocked on Duddit's door.

[ShawnManX]

"Certainly I will join Duddits for lunch, what day, and time, and where at?" I ask, while placing a large stack of pink papers on his desk, "Here's whiteknight's report, they ran out of white printing paper so this is what was left."

[Valjean]

Werewolf, hearing no responce, entered Duddit's Office.

"Sir?"

"Come in" said a voice from behind a big leathery chair.

"We have spotted a Slacker Tank headed for our base. Shall I continue with operation chitty-chitty?"

"Yes, Werewolf. Continue with operation Chitty-Chitty." answered the voice.

"Thank you, sir." Werewolf said, leaving the room. After closing the door, Werewolf exhailed deeply and then put on his battle helmet. Then, Werewolf walked back down the corridor.

[HackingVictim]

In the bushes the slacker people whached as the decoy tank rolled up to the headquarters.
haveing the 20 pound bomb inside the tank they waited for the smart people to react . I reached for the detanater.


(BTW, I'm the co-leader of the slackers)


They saw a wolf like man aprouch the tank. he sent some of his men to check it for esplosives.


The slacker captian wispered to hackingviticm to push the button on the detanter.

The tank blew up. unfortanly the wolfish man had dove under a nearby truck and was not harmed.

The slackers slipped away with the pride of killing 20 smart people.

======One Day Later=====

At the Slacker headquaters in Black Forest, Germany.

I walked thru the underground cordors to a heavy metal door. I typed a 109 diget code and the door eased open. "Sir! Operation anti-chitty-chitty was acomlished Sir!" A voice answered from a computer speaker " well done Viticm here is your reward..." A steaming bowl of white rice apeared on a table. "ahhh Sir can I please have some soy sause?"

"Sure any thing you want."

[Valjean]

A man ran to Werewolf inside the fortress of the Smartz.

"Sir, roughly 20 of our forces were killed by an explosion from a drone tank. Your brother barely made it out of there in time." said the man.

"Damn, why would they go up to the tank?! *sigh* Oh well, I'm still going to comence with plan Chitty-Chitty. That is, assuming there are more tanks ?"

"Yes sir, about 5 headed for our walls. You'd better get ready soon, none of our men can prepare in time to stop-"

"I am going to be the only one. My brother tried to steal the glory away from me by trying to destory the tanks another way, but never expected explosives in them. Now he has to deal with the fact he lead 20 desent men to their deaths. I'm not in this for the glory, I'm trying to make things safe for us."

And, with that, Werewolf ran out of the fortress to the side of a hill. He had a large weapon on his back. He took the amulet from his neck and carefuly placed it in a small compartment in the gun.

"Energy/Plasma Cannon Online. Good After Noon, Werewolf." droned a hollow female voice from the gun. Werewolf aimed at one of the approaching tanks with his weapon, charged it, and fired. After he fired, he moved to a different spot. When he was situated, he saw the Tanks scanning the area. After they seemed satisfied, they continued on. Werewolf fired two more times and destoryed two tanks. Werewolf moved quicker this time to a new spot. The tanks scanned and after a longer wait, continued. Werewolf charged his Cannon again. He fired at the fourth tank, destorying it. Then, he charged his cannon again, forgetting to move. Time seemed to slow down. The tank turned to Werewolf and fired a shell. The shell flew through the air, slowly. It seemed like and eternity. Then, Werewolf jumpped as the Shell started to land. As the shell hit the ground, Werewolf was high above it. His cannon was fully charged. The tank, believing Werewolf to be dead, continued on and was almost at the wall. Werewolf fired. The huge energy ball of black and red demonic energies swirled and headed right for it's target. The energies seemed to scream, "Death...DEATH..." over and over. Finally, in a chaotic explosion, the tank self distructed and was hit by the blast at the same time. The walls were blackened slightly. Operation Citty-Chitty was a success. With that, Werewolf went inside the fortress and reporte what had happened to his superior, Duddits.

(ooc: oh, and NEVER EVER try to control my character again. :)

And no, Shawn is the 2nd in Command. You would be the third in command.)

[Whiteknight]

(OOC: *Ahem* Werewolf? I seem to be 3rd in command, you are fourth, now who would your superior be? :))


"Certainly I will join Duddits for lunch, what day, and time, and where at?" I ask, while placing a large stack of pink papers on his desk, "Here's whiteknight's report, they ran out of white printing paper so this is what was left."

(OOC: Hehehe.)

Whiteknight walked around the fortress, examining various things. The slackers had the advantage of numbers and he had to develop strategies to defeat them. Nothing was coming to mind so he was pretty pissed off, and looking for someone to take his anger out on. A door closed in front of him, and a wolf-man was walking away.

"Werewolf!" The wolf looked around and stopped.

"Yes, sir?"

"What the hell was that?!"

"Uhh... that, sir?"

"You are f***ing going behind my back, arn't you? Sucking up to Duddits, eh? I am your commanding officer, you report to ME! That's the way it works here. I think you are trying to get a raise, force me down. You WILL NOT, GET IT? YOU REPORT TO ME! If you continue to go behind my back to Duddits, remember that I know your secret." Werewolf's eyes opened wide. "Yes, I know that... ...you failed kindergarten!"

Whiteknight walked away, laughing maniaclly.

[Valjean]

(OOC: *Ahem* Werewolf? I seem to be 3rd in command, you are fourth, now who would your superior be? :))(ooc: You, PC, and Duddits? I only report to my boss. Not the person one rank ahead of me. :) :tu: )

Werewolf rolled his eyes.

"That was my BROTHER! God, can't anyone tell us apart?! And I'll report to anyone I want to, Whiteknight. Just because you out rank me doesn't mean you're allowed to threaten or intimidate me. I'll speak to whoever I want to. And besides, I'm good friends with Duddits. If kissing up to Duddits would actualy work, then I'd already have your position. Duddits wouldn't promote me if I sucked up to him and that's not even what I'm doing. I'm reporting to our boss. His approval is more important than yours." spat Werewolf. And with that, Werewolf stormed off.

[madman5]

Rp is being closed.....

[madman5]

Rp is being closed.....

[HackingVictim]

(WELL CAN I JOIN?. Sorry about the not signing up part.)

==========RP============

"Sir, all of our tanks were some how destroyed. We do not know how but we think the SMART people have made some type of new weapon that we have never seen before. We maneged to get a messege from the last tank.


=========================
To:headquarters:<><><><><><><>
There's some kinda weapen behind a hill.
were aiming at it right now. (Shell fired)The
man there is now dead. Proceding toward w-
alls. WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!...................
............(Static).............................. .......
End of Messege<><><><><><><><>
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"We're thinking if we send 20 tanks, we can overrun this new weapen and destroy it"

"Very well proced with Operation: OverRun "

" Thank you Sir!"

==========At Smart People HeadQuaters========

HackingViticm looked though the screen at the tanks going toward the hill.

" ARM the missle, were going to destroy this Unknown weapen"

[madman5]

Rp is being closed....

[Valjean]

EDIT: Ahh! >_< Damn you Madman! >_<

And what's a SEAL?

[madman5]

Rp is being closed.......

[HackingVictim]

So you will be working for the smart people and the slackers? Can you have both o.O?

[ShawnManX]

"Fine, but I get to pick what pizza hut, last time we went to the one in Daventry and they overcharged us and the pizza tasted like crap."

[madman5]

Ok do to lack of intrest in this Rp, I have disided to close it after I open my new Rp up. It will be based upon the Slackerz vs. Smartzorz War. Here is the working title; Codename: ARTANIS

I hope it will be great! After that I will devote my time to making my video game. Enjoy!!

[Valjean]

No!! >_<

...

So....will it kick off from before or what?

[madman5]

It will use the storyline I set up here and will be more elaborate.......

I will be Codename:ARTANIS

[Ole-The-Murder]

I'll look into it... Artanis? Like in the protoss hero?
* Brings some meat wagons, burning the thread, and finishing it off with some blows from siege thanks and marine rush taking the bulk perimeter, and cascading the front lines, KABOOF!...Dumb People WarZ..

[madman5]

OK! I HAVE FINISHED WRITING THE STORY! Click Here (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?p=39013#post39013) to go to it!