Embarrassing to me [Archive]

SpeedyWorm1

01-30-2006, 10:39 PM

Ok guys I have a question thats extremely embarrassing for me to ask, but i feel the need 2. Some things have.. happened in my life and there is a possibility I will be going out with the girl of my dreams. Her bf was an ass and dumped her flat, but thats a long story. Ok dont make fun of me typing this, but i need to know how to french kiss :cry: . I'm one of the few young people who's never been kissed, and this is something I think i need to do for future reference. Help please?:confused:

P.S. Does having braces change anything?

Magmaniac

01-30-2006, 10:46 PM

Heh, dude, just do what comes natural to you.
Don't try to force it though, just kind of let it flow. Once it happens, it's not really something you think about.

SpeedyWorm1

01-30-2006, 10:47 PM

Heh, dude, just do what comes natural to you.
Don't try to force it though, just kind of let it flow. Once it happens, it's not really something you think about.

What is supposed to come natural to you? I know what french kissing is, but I have no idea whatsoever what to do. If it isn't to much to ask could someone go into detaiL?:o

Moser

01-30-2006, 10:48 PM

Oh my.. that is a hard thing to try and explain. It just kind of happens, I guess. However, if she likes you as much as you like her; then she will show you and it won't matter to her that you don't know how. Some people like being the one to show somebody how to do something. :) Just let her know that you've never done it, if you feel comfortable telling her that, and I sure she will be happy to show you. ;)

Go get 'em Tiger. =p

SpeedyWorm1

01-30-2006, 10:51 PM

Xenon

01-30-2006, 10:53 PM

Moser

01-30-2006, 10:56 PM

what if im not comfortable telling her and/or she doesnt feel like showing me?
If that's the case, then you guys will probably have some sort communications down the road. In relationships you have to be "balls to the walls" and just go all out. If she is really the girl of your dreams, then you'd be comfortable telling her things like that. If she doesn't feel comfortable showing you, then you don't want her.

Or you could just buy my "Learn to French Kiss" video for 5 easy payments of $19.99. ;) Just kidding. But if all that doesn't seem right, then just go with what Magmaniac said, and do what feels natural. But I warn you, some girls are turned off by people who don't know how to kiss.. my sister said that to me the other day and I was like "Oh okay.. thanks for that information??"

SpeedyWorm1

01-30-2006, 10:58 PM

If that's the case, then you guys will probably have some sort communications down the road. In relationships you have to be "balls to the walls" and just go all out. If she is really the girl of your dreams, then you'd be comfortable telling her things like that. If she doesn't feel comfortable showing you, then you don't want her.

Or you could just buy my "Learn to French Kiss" video for 5 easy payments of $19.99. ;) Just kidding. But if all that doesn't seem right, then just go with what Magmaniac said, and do what feels natural. But I warn you, some girls are turned off by people who don't know how to kiss.. my sister said that to me the other day and I was like "Oh okay.. thanks for that information??"

I know that, which is why I started this thread in the first place :smirk: . Im not a COMPLETE idiot/

GenocideAlive

01-30-2006, 11:01 PM

what if im not comfortable telling her and/or she doesnt feel like showing me?
Oh. My. Fucking. God. How many of these "Personal Life Problems Plz Help" threads are you going to make? Ppl offer you advice, you ignore them. So now Tara Lynn Bianco is dumped and you're going to try to get her on the rebound--wtg champ. We're all proud of you that you can take advantage of an emotionally weak person so you can get your rocks off.

Here's a hint on amorous acts: it takes practice. The only way to get practice is to try it out. You're going to have the same problem when it comes to groping, masturbating your partner, sex, etc. etc. etc. and I don't look forward to those threads. Just relax and work on being a good person/vulture boyfriend. These other things are details that you're sweating way too hard.

Let's run down the list of consequences if you're bad:
1. Nobody gives a shit
2. She thinks its cute and wants to help
3. She thinks its kind of weird
4. She gets grossed out
5. She dumps you

Numbers 1, 2, and 3 are pretty much inconsequential or work out in your favor. Numbers 4 and 5 are pretty good indicators that she's a heinous bitch and/or idiot and you'd be better off anyway. I know that you don't want to hear that though, because you've deified her and totally want to fuck her.

So to sum up, hold down your siblings and practice on them. Otherwise, nobody will want you.

DragonPaladin

01-30-2006, 11:02 PM

First, make sure you remove her panties. Then, place both hands on her buttocks and lift till she is above your face. Finally, insert your tongue and twirl. Pay special attention to the little man in the canoe.

I highly doubt speedyworm should try this, no matter how helpful the advice seems.

Few points I'd like to mention.

1.) Why a French kiss? Is normal kissing to 'simple' for you?

2.) I could get you the info I guess. I have a friend whose done that before :/

But I'd also like to point out you don't HAVE to French kiss -.- unless she requested it...and...yea.

Magmaniac

01-30-2006, 11:05 PM

genocide- quit being a dick

speedy - yeah though, you dont have to start out with a french kiss, just kiss with no tounge first and kind of make a transgression from one thing to another.

SpeedyWorm1

01-30-2006, 11:06 PM

I highly doubt speedyworm should try this, no matter how helpful the advice seems.

Few points I'd like to mention.

1.) Why a French kiss? Is normal kissing to 'simple' for you?

2.) I could get you the info I guess. I have a friend whose done that before :/

But I'd also like to point out you don't HAVE to French kiss -.- unless she requested it...and...yea.

plz get me the info, and quickly if possible because im about to get kicked off my computer.

Sikawtic

01-30-2006, 11:10 PM

... the world is becoming to internet dependent.

Just lick her tongue. dur ;P

GrassDragon

01-30-2006, 11:12 PM

This is ridiculous. Do you want a "For Idiots" book? Put your tongue down her throat, it's not that hard. Seriously, are we living your life or are you?

Moser

01-30-2006, 11:13 PM

As much as I hate to say it Genocide, the first half of your post was kind of rude, but the second half was true. Lets just try and help this guy out a bit, if he'll even take the advice.

As for you SpeedyWorm1 I'll share a peice of advice that was given to me by a wise man named GenocideAlive-- "grow a pair." ;) Just tell her, you'll see how she really is. If she says no, she's a bitch and if she says yes, then she cares. Simple as that. :rolleyes:

SpeedyWorm1

01-30-2006, 11:17 PM

This is ridiculous. Do you want a "For Idiots" book? Put your tongue down her throat, it's not that hard. Seriously, are we living your life or are you?

sure :smirk:

Magmaniac - stop loving the cock.

Speedy - Do some bicep curls or you'll never pull off that thing Xenon was talking about.

I DO do bicep curls :D

DragonPaladin

01-30-2006, 11:22 PM

Just lick her tongue. dur ;P

Oh yes! Let's transmit diseases! Everybody join in now in transferring bodily fluids! Skippy and GD first!

SpeedyWorm1

01-30-2006, 11:23 PM

ok i g2g 2 bed but ill be checking this in the morning to see if someone posted an idiot guide[which i need]. k night all

DragonPaladin

01-30-2006, 11:24 PM

ok i g2g 2 bed but ill be checking this in the morning to see if someone posted an idiot guide[which i need]. k night all

Wikipedia or google. Will provide you anything you need.

kongurous

01-30-2006, 11:27 PM

Oh yes! Let's transmit diseases! Everybody join in now in transferring bodily fluids! Skippy and GD first!

Yeah, let's kill this skippy dude. He sounds like he sucks.

Yoda

01-30-2006, 11:50 PM

Ok. I've never had a girlfriend before, so I can't really help you here. But I'll ask a question - what is French kissing? Someone mentioned something which suggests its where people stick their tongues into each others mouths...

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 12:02 AM

Here are your steps to the lead up of a french kiss:
Grow some balls
Kiss her
Go from there

Simple instructions. It'll come to you.

First, make sure you remove her panties. Then, place both hands on her buttocks and lift till she is above your face. Finally, insert your tongue and twirl. Pay special attention to the little man in the canoe.

speedyworm follow this advice and you will conquer this "girl of your dreams."

Oh yes! Let's transmit diseases! Everybody join in now in transferring bodily fluids! Skippy and GD first!

What do you have against kissing? Don't scar the child before he even french kisses.

Ok. I've never had a girlfriend before, so I can't really help you here. But I'll ask a question - what is French kissing? Someone mentioned something which suggests its where people stick their tongues into each others mouths...

French kissing is basically an open mouth kiss where you just play around with one another's tongue using your toungue. Pretty much kiss. Stick tongue in girls mouth. Enjoy.

pixels

01-31-2006, 12:04 AM

haha. this is quite funny actually.

what gives you the idea that theres a standard to kissing, anyway? theres no kissing police, so do whatever youd like.

kongurous

01-31-2006, 12:05 AM

Spartan-II

01-31-2006, 12:07 AM

Speedy - You'd better use a condom. Don't want to get her pregnant. (Kissing leads to pregnancy, it's a well knwon fact.)

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 12:08 AM

Here's how you french kiss: First, go to France. Kiss someone under these circumstances: open the Twelth Door of Power in the Land of Discord under the full moon while cats are killing each other in the Forest of Syresh. That is the sure-fire way to do it.

You forgot to mention that you have to obtain a Necklace of the Willing first ;D. This is so that you don't get hit with a level 5 bitch slap.

kongurous

01-31-2006, 12:19 AM

You forgot to mention that you have to obtain a Necklace of the Willing first ;D. This is so that you don't get hit with a level 5 bitch slap.

How could I forget? Thanks, BH!

bluemicrobyte

01-31-2006, 1:08 AM

Speedy: In my opinion (although I have absolutely no experience with this) telling her that you've never kissed a girl before will make her feel special that she's the first girl that you're going out with and kissing. You don't have to tell her that you don't know how to kiss, just that you've never done it before. She should be able to figure out the second piece of info from the first :P

And don't get TOO far ahead of yourself, step 1 is....... well it depends on where you stand with her right now, but it's probably something like getting her to go out with you in the first place..... and (in my opinion) a first date is not the time for a first kiss. But don't wait too long, or you might get "friended" (read that on the internet somewhere :P). But yeah, just keep in mind that you shouldn't go too fast. Your attention should be focused on how shes feeling and what she wants to do and then you should act accordingly.

Disclaimer: This has been one of BMBs infamous rambling posts in which he does not do any research or logical thinking, he simple pours out what thoughts may be on his mind in an un-organized fassion.

Here's how you french kiss: First, go to France. Kiss someone under these circumstances: open the Twelth Door of Power in the Land of Discord under the full moon while cats are killing each other in the Forest of Syresh. That is the sure-fire way to do it.

hahahahaha....

You forgot to mention that you have to obtain a Necklace of the Willing first ;D. This is so that you don't get hit with a level 5 bitch slap.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! 'tis even funnier!

First, make sure you remove her panties. Then, place both hands on her buttocks and lift till she is above your face. Finally, insert your tongue and twirl. Pay special attention to the little man in the canoe.

(and once again a serious thread is forcefully invaded by the[oneandonly]Xenon)

/me stares at xenon and turns him to stone.

Xenon

01-31-2006, 1:19 AM

/me wears reflective CHiPs sunglasses. BMB's basilisk gaze reflects into his own eyes turning him to stone instantly.

Sorry for not taking this thread seriously... but... come on! My advice is: Do your parents know where you plan to put your tongue? Better question: Do her parents know where you plan to put your tongue?

Try that with my daughter at your age, and you'll get shot.

Spartan-II

01-31-2006, 1:22 AM

And how old is your daughter? Eight, nine? Sounds hot. :)

Speedy: Just do it! Tell her you don't know how and she'll either teach you or not.

Xenon

01-31-2006, 1:37 AM

Actually, my daughter is 12.

Mtank

01-31-2006, 1:53 AM

Theres no kissing police, so do whatever youd like.

Thats what you think.

I dream of a world where there is only one language, one culture, one way of kissing. (To achieve such a world, it is essential that all jews and communists be wiped out. Heil.)

On a more serious note, I don't see what the fuss is all about. People don't do hours and hours of research on kissing before they actually kiss. I think you're worrying way too much about this. Relax. Theres no need to worry.

Of course, should you fail, the kissing police will be forced to send you to a concentration camp and gas you. :)

KexMex

01-31-2006, 2:36 AM

SpeedyWorm1, you can borrow my sister and practice on her. :P

Mtank

01-31-2006, 2:57 AM

SpeedyWorm1, you can borrow my sister and practice on her. :P

So. You like the idea of your sister being used as some sort of 'practice doll' by another kid? You're fine with the idea of him jamming his tongue down her throat?

More importantly, will you still think it ok when speedyworm wants to go further? Try out new things? What will you do then?

I doubt you even have a sister. In fact, I wouldnt put it past you to dress up as your "sister" to try to get Speedy to french kiss you.

KexMex

01-31-2006, 3:17 AM

So. You like the idea of your sister being used as some sort of 'practice doll' by another kid? You're fine with the idea of him jamming his tongue down her throat?

More importantly, will you still think it ok when speedyworm wants to go further? Try out new things? What will you do then?

I doubt you even have a sister. In fact, I wouldnt put it past you to dress up as your "sister" to try to get Speedy to french kiss you.

Geez, chill down Mtank. It was a joke.

Mtank

01-31-2006, 3:22 AM

Geez, chill down Mtank. It was a joke.

Ironic that you are quick to point out your joke, yet fail to recognize mine.

KexMex

01-31-2006, 3:24 AM

Ironic that you are quick to point out your joke, yet fail to recognize mine.

Oh, sorry. ^_^ *Bows* I didn't know it was a joke.

Hawthorne

01-31-2006, 3:46 AM

bluemicrobyte

01-31-2006, 3:56 AM

Easiest thing in the world, plus it depends on her if she wants it, most girls like the idea where I'm from but most of them are unexpirienced, so she might be unexpirienced even if she's had a boyfriend before you cuz you can't be sure what he'd be up to ;)

I can tell from our little AIM chat going on right this very second as I write this. America is quite different than that, things move much more slowly here.

Schwitzer

01-31-2006, 5:14 AM

I have to say that I am almost completely in agreement with Genocide's first post in this thread.

Everybody has a "first time" - sure, some have had it sooner than you. Some will have it later. The bottom line is you have to start somewhere.

Coming online and asking erotic advise on a gaming forum may have seemed like a good idea, but in practice it will not work. Even after you filter all the advise out from people with no more experience than you, you're going to find it hard to apply it.

It's like coming online and asking "How do I ride a bike?" Sure, you might get some very detailed answers, but that's not going to help you actually learn to ride properly, is it?

Aquarian

01-31-2006, 9:13 AM

Hhaha.Don't be too sure and kiss.It just happens.Don't force.

Close your eyes only AFTER your lips meet.Or you'll miss.
Hug her.
Tilt your head abit,or you'll get a nice headbutt

And,braces don't effect much,unless you're the type who likes to lick the mouth ;)

GenocideAlive

01-31-2006, 10:50 AM

I just had a visual image of him trying to follow all of your advice. It's really funny.

Seriously, speedy--dump some hormones. This is what you've been waiting for, so stop acting like a total desperate cheeseball and maybe work on your relationship skills instead. You're going to be using those a lot more, and I seriously doubt you're going to make her want to stick with you by how well you can tongue wrestle.

Schwitzer

01-31-2006, 11:18 AM

Additionally, you can't be in the middle of taking the "next step", and be feeling the urge to say, "Hang on... I've just gotta go ask on a gaming forum what I'm supposed to do." ;)

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 11:30 AM

Additionally, you can't be in the middle of taking the "next step", and be feeling the urge to say, "Hang on... I've just gotta go ask on a gaming forum what I'm supposed to do." ;)

That's why you get a cellphone with wireless internet. While he's kissing he brings the phone up behind her and looks at it while they're kissing ;D.

"Feel boobs."

"Hrm...alright."

"Uhh...Speedy...that's my kneecaps you're feeling..."

GenocideAlive

01-31-2006, 11:35 AM

"Feel boobs."
I think we're significantly far from feeling her up. He'd probably pop his cork and then we'd have that distinct awkwardness. For now I'd stick with "look at boobs".

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 12:18 PM

I think we're significantly far from feeling her up. He'd probably pop his cork and then we'd have that distinct awkwardness. For now I'd stick with "look at boobs".

I meant in the future -- well the far future.

Fred1000000

01-31-2006, 12:36 PM

EvilEggCracker

01-31-2006, 12:44 PM

Holy crap. I finally saw this and decided to bless it with my advice.

Grow a penis! This is so funny "I dont know how to kiss" how old are you? 7?

Its pretty simple, Insert tongue into her mouth. Jesus. Seriously dude, she might ask you to "touch" her soon (if your at the age I hope you are) and youll probobly come on here saying "What do I do!?!" just go with the flow!

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 12:46 PM

I have the answers to all your questions.

DO SOMETHING ELSE. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, until people get the hint.

DON'T try to get into relationships that won't last. And if somebody comes up with the "expieriment with other girls" suggestion......GIRLS ARE NOT EXPIERIMENTS. Lab rats are.

So instead of getting experience now he's supposed to wait until he finds the 'perfect girl' he's going to marry and then he'll have no idea even how to kiss? Yeah, great idea.

90% of your relationships won't last. But they're fun anyway, there's no reason to be afraid to enter one because it probably won't last. How are you going to get anywhere with the ladies if you don't start learning how to deal with them now?

I'm sorry Fred but that's the worst advice. Ever.

Fred1000000

01-31-2006, 12:48 PM

90% of your relationships won't last. But they're fun anyway.
That's EXACTLY what I'm saying you SHOULDN'T do. Have them for FUN. Relationships like that are supposed to be pure. You're supposed to bind yourself with the other, and enjoy a nice life! Not just hitch up with somebody only to be dumped in a week!

Believe me, this is one of the more intelligent things I've said.

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 12:53 PM

That's EXACTLY what I'm saying you SHOULDN'T do. Have them for FUN. Relationships like that are supposed to be pure. You're supposed to bind yourself with the other, and enjoy a nice life! Not just hitch up with somebody only to be dumped in a week!

Believe me, this is one of the more intelligent things I've said.

Relationships are SUPPOSED to be fun. If you just sit around discussing your marriage or whatever the hell you want to do with yours then you WILL be dumped. You're acting like he should be looking for the girl he's going to marry. He's like 13!

Honestly, do NOT follow Fred's advice -- unless you want to freak the girl out with you're "let's have a pure relationship and spend the rest of our lives together" talk.

EvilEggCracker

01-31-2006, 12:53 PM

Believe me, this is one of the more intelligent things I've said.

I dont think it is. Relationships ARE fun when you go out with any hot chick that meets your fancy. Usually relationships last for more than a week. Maybe your doing something wrong....

Fred1000000

01-31-2006, 1:00 PM

That's it, I've had enough BS. If you're just going to treat females like objects meant to give you joy, I'm outta here. No more WB's for me. Well, at least no more of this topic.

I HATE RELATIONSHIP TOPICS. FIND A DATING BOARD FOR ADVICE.

EvilEggCracker

01-31-2006, 1:02 PM

What do you use women for? Children? Seriously, when are you gonna cut the BS. How old are you? Well when your 13/14 you arent thinking about marriage and kids. Your thinking about your really hot girlfriend and whether or not she will give you the crazy sex.

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 1:04 PM

That's it, I've had enough BS. If you're just going to treat females like objects meant to give you joy, I'm outta here. No more WB's for me. Well, at least no more of this topic.

Hahahahaha. My god Fred maybe if you would realize that he's 13 and not 30 you could understand the fact that he's not going to go into a relationship hoping for marriage. It's not just guys that do this, girls aren't going into relationships when they're teenagers looking for their husband -- they're doing it for fun and to learn how to deal with men for when they're older.

I'm glad you're leaving this topic -- you're making it seem like it's a sin for him to want to have fun in a relationship. Great advice. You're gonna scare the kid away from every relationship he may get.

I HATE RELATIONSHIP TOPICS. FIND A DATING BOARD FOR ADVICE.

They would give him the same advice as us.

Prozerran

01-31-2006, 1:54 PM

This is a funny topic.

Here's how it works when you're young. A boy's stronger motivation to date girls is to explore the physical nature of relationships (kissing, groping, etc...). Girls are motivated to date boys because they want boys to like them. It's never been any more complicated than that. Just treat girls with RESPECT and play nice.

Fred1000000

01-31-2006, 4:23 PM

THANK YOU, Prozerran! That's what I was attmepting to say! These guys's heads are too thick to get it past them! RESPECT and enjoy thier presence, and don't just use them as little toys.

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 4:32 PM

THANK YOU, Prozerran! That's what I was attmepting to say! These guys's heads are too thick to get it past them! RESPECT and enjoy thier presence, and don't just use them as little toys.

If you wanted to say that then just say 'respect her' you don't have to go all like "zomg leik marry her or dont leik get a gf ten kk????" When did we ever once say to disrespect her? We didn't, we just told him how to kiss her. Big deal.

Oh, and what happened to not viewing the thread...?

GenocideAlive

01-31-2006, 4:35 PM

Meh, it's easy to learn french kissing. It's much harder to be a good person and someone that a girl would want to be around when she doesn't want to hump. One thing at a time, though...I'd say the former would lead to awkward sex sooner, while the latter would at least make the awkward sex bearable.

Edit: In before the lock! :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:

Vhaeraun

01-31-2006, 7:05 PM

DON'T try to get into relationships that won't last.
But then what happens when you get married, only to get a divorce? Is that a "relationship that won't last" too?

GIRLS ARE NOT EXPIERIMENTS. Lab rats are.
So, you're telling him to learn to french kiss on a lab rat? That'd be awkward as hell, both for himself AND the rat...

Fred, you sound to me like the typical christian that thinks that people are supposed to abstain from love till they find someone they can live with forever. Reality check: That never happens anymore. And if it does, I never see it. So chill out and learn that not everyone shares your narrowminded point of view.

Magmaniac

01-31-2006, 7:08 PM

Wow.
I was reading through this thread, and I read something from someone (I won't say who or what) that made me change my viewpoint on relationships completely.
I both despise and love you for what you have done. Thanks to that asshole, whoever he is.

Back to topic: Fred is a douche.

GenocideAlive: No.

Speedy: Just do it.
Plain and simple.
Everyone is different so there is no way to explain it correctly.

TinyDancer

01-31-2006, 7:52 PM

Put your tongue down her throat, it's not that hard.

/me gags. Um, it's not that simple.

what gives you the idea that theres a standard to kissing, anyway? theres no kissing police, so do whatever youd like.

But don't put your whole mouth over hers, under any circumstances. That's gross, and it makes it hard to breathe.

Here's how you french kiss: First, go to France. Kiss someone under these circumstances: open the Twelth Door of Power in the Land of Discord under the full moon while cats are killing each other in the Forest of Syresh. That is the sure-fire way to do it.

You forgot to mention that you have to obtain a Necklace of the Willing first ;D. This is so that you don't get hit with a level 5 bitch slap.

How could I forget? Thanks, BH!

Lol.

Relationships are SUPPOSED to be fun. If you just sit around discussing your marriage or whatever the hell you want to do with yours then you WILL be dumped. You're acting like he should be looking for the girl he's going to marry. He's like 13!

Honestly, do NOT follow Fred's advice -- unless you want to freak the girl out with you're "let's have a pure relationship and spend the rest of our lives together" talk.

No kidding. It's really creepy when you go out with a guy for a month and he asks you how many kids you want.

I'm not necessarily the best person to answer this, but at least I've been on the receiving end of quite a few bad kisses. None of them were French, though maybe they were meant to be and I just didn't open my mouth? Ick. Anyway. When you go to kiss a girl, don't start with your mouth open. That doesn't work. Start with your mouth closed, and slowly part your lips a tiny bit. If she does the same, usually that's permission to go further. If she does nothing, or pulls away, you'd better take the hint.

As for boob grabbing..not a good idea on a first date. Not that it isn't fun.. ;)

Magmaniac

01-31-2006, 8:02 PM

Don't listen to TD.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
;)

Valjean

01-31-2006, 8:10 PM

Heh, the girl ends up giving the best advice about kissing a girl. =P

Logical, and yet for some reason funny.

Darmago

01-31-2006, 8:12 PM

meh... abstaining from going too far is'nt too hard where i live... touch a boob on the first date, even on accident, is grounds for a serious beating...(and protect your balls, 'cause thats their favourite target)...

but meh... don't listen to that... Dates are supposed to be fun, and used to enjoy the prescence of another person(of the opposite sex more often than not), just a little bit more romantically. There is no point in getting all nervous about not knowing how to french kiss... Be yourself, and don't worry about it.

SpeedyWorm1

01-31-2006, 8:14 PM

thanks for the advice guys, I think i'm gonna rough it but one last thing are there any definite do's and dont's? if so could someone tell me them?

Darmago

01-31-2006, 8:16 PM

just dont rush it... which is what I thought you said at first :P

BSTRhino

01-31-2006, 8:18 PM

Yeah, TinyDancer's post was the best in the thread. I think I'm going to print it out, recite all of its words several times a day and make recordings of my recitations and play them back to myself while I'm asleep.

I wish some of you guys would be more sensitive about this, it's not like this has been easy for SpeedyWorm1 to make such a thread. I have a lot of respect for you SpeedyWorm1 after seeing you had the courage to do this, and I wish I could offer you advice but my advice would probably involve buying the entire series of Dawson's Creek of DVD, and I don't think that's what you want.

Valjean

01-31-2006, 8:19 PM

Don't say/touch anything that you might regret saying/touching.

GrassDragon

01-31-2006, 9:24 PM

* TinyDancer gags. Um, it's not that simple.
Honestly, it is. There's no magic about it.

Valjean

01-31-2006, 9:28 PM

Heh. Well, if you french kissed her with your mouth open and over hers with your tongue trying to rip its way past her lips, I'm pretty sure that she'd not like that, especially considering her post. =/

GrassDragon

01-31-2006, 9:39 PM

TinyDancer

01-31-2006, 9:41 PM

thanks for the advice guys, I think i'm gonna rough it but one last thing are there any definite do's and dont's? if so could someone tell me them?

Like I said.

Don't put your mouth over hers. It's gross.
Don't go for a kiss with your mouth open. Start with it closed, and go from there.
Don't be too aggressive.
Don't "jam your tongue down her throat." It's not a competition to see how far down you can get it. That WILL make her gag, and choke, and probably hit you, and/or vomit all over you.

Do be nice, but not too nice. That can get annoying too.
Do kiss her neck. That is sooo nice.
Do take it slow, but not too slow lest you get "Friended" (which does happen, I've done it.).

That's about all the advice I can give you. Good luck!

Honestly, it is. There's no magic about it.

As you just admitted on AIM, you've never been on the receiving end of a bad one. So you really can't talk. GG, n00b.

Fred1000000

01-31-2006, 10:24 PM

If you wanted to say that then just say 'respect her' you don't have to go all like "zomg leik marry her or dont leik get a gf ten kk????" When did we ever once say to disrespect her? We didn't, we just told him how to kiss her. Big deal.

Oh, and what happened to not viewing the thread...?
And then, there's Xenon's comment back on page 1. Ugh.

And I only said I wouldn't view this if the BS continued.

And Magmaniac is a douche.

Spartan-II

01-31-2006, 10:45 PM

We're giving our advice and Xenon was being funny. If you don't want your fragile little puritan mind warped, don't subject yourself to us. We could break you, you know.

BlackHawk

01-31-2006, 11:39 PM

And then, there's Xenon's comment back on page 1. Ugh.

And I only said I wouldn't view this if the BS continued.

And Magmaniac is a douche.

It's a joke. Learn to tell the difference.

Magmaniac is awesome.

hammocksleeper

02-01-2006, 12:01 AM

wow, this thread got huge, fast. also, dont start flaming and bitching please.

Actually, my daughter is 12.
I've seen her, you've got a beautiful child really.

Yeah I would feel shameful giving away all the panty-wetting secrets i have collected on kissing...

But one thing i can offer, that for some reason no one has mentioned yet....don't forget that she's probably a bad kisser too. some people are just bad, doesnt matter how much experience you have