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Nuts
01-30-2006, 9:12 AM
In this thread, I will give you a set of guidelines. I will be testing your ability to follow rules. Before we begin, let me assure you that I am far more intelligent than any of you. I fully expect that many of you will fail miserable, while some of you will meet my very low expectations. If you get it right, your name will go on my list of people that are moderately smart, but not as smart as me. If you get it wrong, you name will go on a list of dumb people and we will laugh and point and call you names like doody head.

All you are ONLY allowed to write in your post is the following information:

2 + 2 = ?


This is all you can write. Post your answer in the thread.

Example

2 + 2 = 7

But if you like, you can modify your answer to include the square root of 345,747. You may include the answer after the last letter of your initial answer. You can not post anything but this, period.

You may also include a color in your answer, but it must only be colors that are listed in the paint chart at Home Depot. Using Lowe's paint colors will disqualify you immediately and subject you to the ridicule of the dummy list. Under no circumstances can you post anything other than this.

However, if you desire, your answer may be served on a plate of cabbage, but be certain, the cabbage must be hot, not cold. If you serve up your answer on a plate of cold cabbage....you guessed it, you go to the dummy list. I don't want to see anything else in your answer, do you understand?

Ok, so answer the question, or just copy and paste the example, or something. Post whatever you feel like, it's not as if I really care what you write, I just want to make you look stupid and laugh at you and call you names like doody head. Haha, doody head.

Schwitzer
01-30-2006, 9:16 AM
?

Edit: I have successfully passed Nuts' test. To discourage cheating, he has asked that I do not reveal my unique answer as others may blatently copy my genius.

loads_of_fun
01-30-2006, 9:17 AM
2 + 2 = ?

edit: hay we only posted like 10 seconds
apart i only saw your anser when i saw my
post too

GrassDragon
01-30-2006, 9:27 AM
2 + 2 = ?
<<HOT CABBAGE>>

EvilEggCracker
01-30-2006, 10:16 AM
2 + 2 = ?

(Im a doody head :()

Spartan-II
01-30-2006, 10:37 AM
There is no 2 + 2 = ?.

BlackHawk
01-30-2006, 11:43 AM
2 + 2 = ?

Off the record: the last few paragraphs of that post were hilarious. Dunno why :\.

LinkTheGameFreak
01-30-2006, 1:56 PM
http://www.linktgf.kupatrix.org/images2/tard.gif

Valjean
01-30-2006, 2:46 PM
2 + 2 = ?

Nickodemus
01-30-2006, 2:51 PM
2 + 2 = one


And i'm already an idiot. I pride myself on that fact for I am a dad and all dads are idiots, mental, and otherwise stupid beyond compare, just ask our children.


See, i flunked. I'm just enjoying the fact that i will be mocked and ridiculed by the one true NUTZ. just think at least you arn't a pair

GenocideAlive
01-30-2006, 3:03 PM
2 + 2 = ?


This is all you can write. Post your answer in the thread.

Example

2 + 2 = 7

But if you like, you can modify your answer to include the square root of 345,747. You may include the answer after the last letter of your initial answer. You can not post anything but this, period.

You may also include a color in your answer, but it must only be colors that are listed in the paint chart at Home Depot. Using Lowe's paint colors will disqualify you immediately and subject you to the ridicule of the dummy list. Under no circumstances can you post anything other than this.

However, if you desire, your answer may be served on a plate of cabbage, but be certain, the cabbage must be hot, not cold. If you serve up your answer on a plate of cold cabbage....you guessed it, you go to the dummy list. I don't want to see anything else in your answer, do you understand?

Ok, so answer the question, or just copy and paste the example, or something. Post whatever you feel like, it's not as if I really care what you write, I just want to make you look stupid and laugh at you and call you names like doody head. Haha, doody head.

Black.Ice
01-30-2006, 3:38 PM
2 + 2 = ?


This is all you can write. Post your answer in the thread.

Example

2 + 2 = 7

But if you like, you can modify your answer to include the square root of 345,747. You may include the answer after the last letter of your initial answer. You can not post anything but this, period.

You may also include a color in your answer, but it must only be colors that are listed in the paint chart at Home Depot. Using Lowe's paint colors will disqualify you immediately and subject you to the ridicule of the dummy list. Under no circumstances can you post anything other than this.

However, if you desire, your answer may be served on a plate of cabbage, but be certain, the cabbage must be hot, not cold. If you serve up your answer on a plate of cold cabbage....you guessed it, you go to the dummy list. I don't want to see anything else in your answer, do you understand?

Ok, so answer the question, or just copy and paste the example, or something. Post whatever you feel like, it's not as if I really care what you write, I just want to make you look stupid and laugh at you and call you names like doody head. Haha, doody head.

Protoss_Honor
01-30-2006, 4:25 PM
2 + 2 = ?


This is all you can write. Post your answer in the thread.

Example

2 + 2 = 7

But if you like, you can modify your answer to include the square root of 345,747. You may include the answer after the last letter of your initial answer. You can not post anything but this, period.

You may also include a color in your answer, but it must only be colors that are listed in the paint chart at Home Depot. Using Lowe's paint colors will disqualify you immediately and subject you to the ridicule of the dummy list. Under no circumstances can you post anything other than this.

However, if you desire, your answer may be served on a plate of cabbage, but be certain, the cabbage must be hot, not cold. If you serve up your answer on a plate of cold cabbage....you guessed it, you go to the dummy list. I don't want to see anything else in your answer, do you understand?

Ok, so answer the question, or just copy and paste the example, or something. Post whatever you feel like, it's not as if I really care what you write, I just want to make you look stupid and laugh at you and call you names like doody head. Haha, doody head.

Valjean
01-30-2006, 4:36 PM
BI and P_H are cheaters. ;)

Protoss_Honor
01-30-2006, 4:42 PM
BI and P_H are cheaters. ;)and how is that? For all you know, we could have very well not seen GA's post. I I might have not seen BI's post either, but yeah.

SHISHKABOB
01-30-2006, 4:57 PM
?



i cant just put this so ignore this stuff

GenocideAlive
01-30-2006, 5:20 PM
Don't lie, you freaking plagerizing pillow biter assfairy. You KNOW YOU COPIED ME. Skanks.

Protoss_Honor
01-30-2006, 5:22 PM
Don't lie, you freaking plagerizing pillow biter assfairy. You KNOW YOU COPIED ME. Skanks.Yes, I know I copied you, you know I copied you, they know I copied you, but who else knows I copied you? Eh? Got you there, don't I? BTW, whats an assfairy?

SHISHKABOB
01-30-2006, 5:24 PM
A fairy is usually a gay person, an ass is an ass, make a picture for yourself.

Darmago
01-30-2006, 5:44 PM
meh... there is no point now... because even if you post the right answer people will still think you cheated

Black.Ice
01-30-2006, 6:14 PM
Haha, that's funny. I didn't even see GA's post, or read any of the replies. I just scrolled down and pasted it. :)

Great minds do think alike. I'm not sure about P_H though...

Valjean
01-30-2006, 6:39 PM
BI is a good liar under pressure. ;)

Protoss_Honor
01-30-2006, 6:39 PM
Haha, that's funny. I didn't even see GA's post, or read any of the replies. I just scrolled down and pasted it. :)

Great minds do think alike. I'm not sure about P_H though...Oh shut up. My mind is just as great as yours is. Or it would be if I actually used it.

ShadeZ
01-30-2006, 9:25 PM
2 + 2 = ?

Darmago
01-30-2006, 9:54 PM
If great minds thought alike... we probably wouldnt be nearly as technologically advanced as we are now

Xenon
01-30-2006, 10:49 PM
I win.

GenocideAlive
01-30-2006, 11:05 PM
I win.
OMG, they wrote an article on the Internet to you, Xenon!

Are you guys twins, or what?

DragonPaladin
01-30-2006, 11:15 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Dragonpaladin/Gah.jpg

Ok, if you don't know what it is, it's suppose to be the words <<<HOT CABBAGE>>> written in paint hexidecimal color #000588.002551, which is the square root of 345747.

Nuts
01-31-2006, 8:45 AM
The answer is "4."

Thank you

You all are doody heads.

GenocideAlive
01-31-2006, 10:52 AM
Nuts' lame little time waster aside, I want some props for my photo find there. That was pretty awesome. If you don't think so, you clearly suck.