Have a good laugh

[LinkTheGameFreak]

1. Go to Google
2. Type in "miserable failure"
3. Click "I'm feeling lucky"
4. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

:D

[bluemicrobyte]

hahahahaha! Now how on earth does that make sense? the phrase "miserable failure" doesn't even appear on that page..... Perhaps that poor guy really is a miserable failure and somehow got to be the #1 search result for that phrase :P

[Basan]

Ok, you can make it official LtGF (no quote on siggy please :P), this is the 1st find of yours (http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html) that I found funny from the get go.
But then again (thinking of it better), I'm solely waiting for Nuts to come about trashing it... :devil:

[LinkTheGameFreak]

honestly, I don't give a shit if you found it funny ;) :P I'm not really a comedian, do I look funny to you boy?! Huh!? :o

Nuts: bring it on :zzz:

[Demon_Child]

It still isn't as good the French military victories (using the I'm feeling lucky) search. ;)

[Basan]

honestly, I don't give a shit if you found it funny ;) :P I'm not really a comedian, do I look funny to you boy?! Huh!? :o

One word for you... chill. Well then again, perhaps two, chill out. ;p
/me looks again in WB's Nominations[/I] thread (][I) at 'some' of it's categories* :smirk:

[pixels]

how can you be on the internet and not know about this

failures, all of you

[LinkTheGameFreak]

One word for you... chill. Well then again, perhaps two, chill out. ;p
* Basan looks again in WB's Nominations thread (http://<i>wb's%20nominations</i>%20thread) at 'some' of it's categories* :smirk:
idk, I'm kinda pissed that some people seek so much approval from others on internet chat boards - it's kinda sick in a way...
as for the nomination, I'm happy I was nominated for the jester/puppet but I honestly don't deserve it... Carny really was the guy who should have gotten it last year :( shame... and this is what makes this approval sick - carnage left after not getting picked for jester last year - he based his social life and everything around the internet and he shut himself off from even that when he himself was rejected, in a way...
and as for the chill out notice - duly noted, but also remember I havent had sleep in a while so don't expect much out of me ;) jk :)

[Basan]

idk, I'm kinda pissed that some people seek so much approval from others on internet chat boards - it's kinda sick in a way...
...
and as for the chill out notice - duly noted, but also remember I havent had sleep in a while so don't expect much out of me ;) jk :)

One of the reasons 'cause I still haven't (publicly) voted this year is... nvm, it's personal (as in, having some extreme bad mood lately). Plus, I don't wanna give any discontentations to some members that aren't nominated for the spots available. :smirk:
Well, to be flat out honest I don't look for approval over the WWW. It's the Net afterall and I'll leave it at that. Relationships, fine but nothing else more (read, mostly friendly environment or even e-friends). ;)

My 1st guess was that you were having a bad day, but then again my tip of advice for ya when having those is to think twice on situations trying to analyse it's full impact without the steam factor hovering by. That's what I usually do and it pays off in the long run. :)

[Mtank]

how can you be on the internet and not know about this

failures, all of you


I agree. Even I knew about this. And thats saying something.

[Nuts]

Why would I trash the collective efforts of a bunch of loser internet liberals whom have nothing better to do than Google bomb George W Bush? I mean seriously, am I so transparent? ;)

[Leosam096]

ahahaha...i laugh at your misery...i'm joking also.

cheers!

[EvilEggCracker]

Saw this ages ago. The French military victories is very funny:)

[Basan]

Why would I trash the collective efforts of a bunch of loser internet liberals whom have nothing better to do than Google bomb George W Bush? I mean seriously, am I so transparent? ;)

After seeing your current siggy... I'll rest my case. :smirk:
"I hunt mental retards for challenge! And I've got my own pseudo-sophisticated overly elaborate rules system, and if you don't follow it obviously you're not respectful! Dur dur dur dur..."

[Nuts]

My sig is a direct quote from our very own Genocidealive, so pffffft! ;)

[GrimTerror]

It still isn't as good the French military victories (using the I'm feeling lucky) search.;)

For any who haven't seen it yet...

Did you mean: french military defeats (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html)

Go see it for yourself if you don't believe it. Notice that the word "victories" has no resembelence whatsoever to the word "defeats.":)

[SHISHKABOB]

Thats just funny, both of them. No offense to any GwBush lovers out there. It would be funny in many situations, it's just that he's our pres right now and he has... ummm done a bit of work that needs fixing.

[GrassDragon]

Google bombing is still funny, regardless of the target. But it is more funny when it's the French :P

[Darmago]

lol.. the GB one is as old as his election :P

[KexMex]

... That is the oldest joke ever.

[Aya]

That joke's older than most of DC's undies, and I should know, I've checked and compared! >_>

[Mtank]

That joke's older than most of DC's undies, and I should know, I've checked and compared! >_>

I was wondering why you were sniffing and kissing those dirty grey bedsheets... :P

[Demon_Child]

That joke's older than most of DC's undies, and I should know, I've checked and compared! >_>

And yet you still haven't gotten over the time I left you handcuffed to the bed in the hotel room completely naked? :_owned:

As for you, Mtank. Well, I would have hate to see what happened to all the other tanks (from Atank to Ltank).

[Stonehand]

It the immortal words of George Harrison while he was a guest at The Simpsons: "It's been done."

I've seen this before, funny the first 50 times.

[UnHoly-Assassin]

It was on the news a while ago. Appearently they just had a bunch of people link from their blogs the phrase "miserable failure" to that url :/.

[KexMex]

And yet you still haven't gotten over the time I left you handcuffed to the bed in the hotel room completely naked? :_owned:

As for you, Mtank. Well, I would have hate to see what happened to all the other tanks (from Atank to Ltank).

How did you get into that situation...? -_-

[Demon_Child]

I think the real question is how did Aya get himself in that situation? ;)

[KexMex]

I think the real question is how did Aya get himself in that situation? ;)

No... why... were you in a hotel room... with a naked Aya...?

[Demon_Child]

Because I felt like pulling a prank and he just so happens to be the unsuspecting sucker, er I mean bystander I found at the time. :D

[kongurous]

Because I felt like pulling a prank and he just so happens to be the unsuspecting sucker, er I mean bystander I found at the time. :D

That's enough spam out of you, I think.

[Mtank]

As for you, Mtank. Well, I would have hate to see what happened to all the other tanks (from Atank to Ltank).

Atank, my great, great, great, great grandfather, was killed a couple of centuries ago in Meerut, when he contracted an STD from a town prostitute. (So that was YOU!)

Btank, his first cousin, killed himself soon after. It is rumored that he had recurring nightmares about his experiences in a local bar, where a strange woman tried to dry hump his leg and bit his thigh, refusing to let go. (Damn you, DC. He was a good man.

Ctank, Btank's third cousin (once removed) met his end a good seven years later. He travelled to Italy, where, in a small town off the coast, and was killed by a mad woman who claimed she needed his thumbs to stick in her nose. (A fine line of Tanks was ended that day. I hope you burn for that.)

Dtank, Atank's oldest son, also travelled abroad, to Spain. He died in Guernica, trampled by a donkey who had (again, strangely enough) a mad woman, wearing nothing but a barrel, riding it backwards, screaming in spanish some terribly uncouth curses. (Luckily, he had already had two children by then, or the Tank family line would have been ended by DC, for Etank,his younger brother, had no children.)

The rest of the Tanks met similar fates, all involving a crazy old hag in various stages of undress, and quite apparantly insane. You might call it a family curse, of sorts.