Countdown to Death

[Ecthelion]

Figure out when you will die, down to the day!

http://www.deathclock.com/

Mine is Friday, February 21st, 2087.

Woot!! 100 even!

[BlackHawk]

Monday, June 12, 2062.

Awesome, I'm going to live to the age of 74 >.>.

[GrimTerror]

Ah thats so ancient! I've seen it before and i'm going to die around in my mid 50's. Not reassuring at all! Make sure you set it to sadist as your thingy-type. It's pretty funny what happens soon after:P

[GenocideAlive]

I'm going to live to 97, bytches. And you KNOW that thing works.

2077, fuckers.

[KexMex]

Saturday, January 5, 2064.

Poor me.

[GenocideAlive]

Saturday, January 5, 2064.

Poor me.
You suicidal emo Swedish/Norweigans really need to stay away from sites like that. Seriously, the weather over there does something to you dudes. Nearly every Swedish/Norweigan guy I've met on the internet has some huge problems with depression and suicidal tendencies.

IT'S GOING TO BE O.K.

[Nuts]

Wednesday, July 28, 3075

On my 40th birthday, scientists will have perfected cryogenic preservation. I will fall into a cryo chamber by accident and wake up over a 1000 years later. I'll then work for an interstallar freight line and have a hot cyclops chick as my pilot.

Yeah......

Ok, so it's really Wednesday, July 28, 2060, but I can dream.

[GrimTerror]

Can you spell...F-u-t-u-r-a-m-a?:P

[RedRagToAnOrc]

Sunday December the 13th, 2048.

Wow. I'm going to live to the grand old age of 58. I feel so honoured. Does this mean I'll be the youngest of everyone here when I die?

[L2_1989]

Friday, September 3, 2088.

99?! What the...

[frazz]

80 yrs is ok. But based on the other quizes, I am going to be stabbed to death as an old man ;(

[The_Maker]

Friday, April 10, 2065

Seconds left to live...
1,868,352,293

Hmmm, indeed the saying is true. "It's not long for this world!" :P

[KexMex]

You suicidal emo Swedish/Norweigans really need to stay away from sites like that. Seriously, the weather over there does something to you dudes. Nearly every Swedish/Norweigan guy I've met on the internet has some huge problems with depression and suicidal tendencies.

IT'S GOING TO BE O.K.

Nah, I USED to have thoughts on it, but then I finally got together with the girl causing it.

Now I'm having my revenge!!! XD

No seriously, I'm fine.

[Ecthelion]

Based on my score in the "How will you die?" thread, I assume at age 100 I will wander off never to be heard from again and just disappear, probably like Montolio from Sojourn of the Dark Elf Trilogy...seems like a good way to go.

[Protosschick99]

October 30, 2077--Wow, GA and I have the same death year....:|

[zemagicmaster]

I dont need a counter telling me when I will die, im just gonna die when i die :P

*lives on past the counter*
*MWAHAHHA*
*gets shot in the head*

[Aqo]

CRAP! I'm gonna end up dead in less than 35 years! wtf! And I don't even smoke.

Suicidal thoughts FTW.

[edit] Just re-tried it, and it gave me one more year to live, w00t.

Monday, March 31, 2042

Still, I shall be declared as the youngest WB member to die a death caused by Natural Causes, unless you take into account the other test, which means that I'll get eaten.

[edit] Wtf... just retried it, and now my lifespan dropped...

Wednesday, March 21, 2040

Someone really hates me up there. :\
Pfft, I better go do something better than using that poor program, like taking some of these nice costy pills I bought yesterday with the letters "הרואין" on them.

[CODEZERO]

Friday, April 11, 2064
Seconds left to live...
1,836,895,752

[MidnightGladius]

It's obviously random to certain degree. Resubmitting it will give me a wide range of over 20 years.

Highest was 2090.

[TheGreatBrain]

Monday, June 8, 2043

And I'm only 18. Fat fuckload of good all my non-smoking will do me.

[TinyDancer]

Sometimes it tells you that if you're a smoker you'll live a good 7 years longer. It's pretty damn random.

All the same, Tuesday, May 21, 2069.

I'll be 78.

[Markpyro]

Thursday, August 5, 2083
Not Bad, 91 years.

[kongurous]

Shit... Tuesday, May 8, 2040

I'll be 58.

[Darmago]

somtime in 2040...

I don't want to experiance the collapse of human civilization for more than I have to...

[Yoda]

I looked at the site but I never bothered submitting something. There are so many other factors than what they list. And I never bother measuring/weighing myself either. Its probably generated things at random. Like I've caught a few diseases before which would shorten my lifespan considerably.

[Moser]

Well if I were pessimistic, I'd die on Tuesday, December 6, 2039
If I were normal, I'd die on Tuesday, January 31, 2062

I better get a little more on the normal side. I'm sure I could manage to stop smoking too. ;)

[Valjean]

Wednesday, December 13, 2084

I'll be 93, almost 94! ^^

[ShadeZ]

"I'm sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day"

hehe

maybe it has something to do with me typing in 1920 as my birthyear, sadistic, smoker, and over 45... unno.

but apparently I'm going to live to 1940 something....

Well, I don't know why pessimism makes me more prone to death, I acually find pessimism puts be in a better mood, makes me more happy when things go right, because I didn't expect them to.

Anyway, I tried it 6 times and all diff results so....

Liar ^.^

EDIT: Something else faulty: sadism-pessimism-normal-optimism all have your life span going up about 20 years per left/right, but BMI and smoking//not doesn't have a large scale effect. Huh.

[Holocaust]

Aw man,

"Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, January 12, 2065
Seconds left to live...

1,860,719,014"

:(
Age 74, greeeeeaaaaaat
I won't live long enough to be an octonegerian (However it's spelt)

[Wehrmacht]

I succumb to the Force on a Wednesday, August 4th, 2083... that would make me.... 101ish hot damn thats old...

[Fred1000000]

Wednesday, June 30, 2066

Whoopdee-do. 79? Mleh, s'ok.

[Aqo]

Well, I don't know why pessimism makes me more prone to death, I acually find pessimism puts be in a better mood, makes me more happy when things go right, because I didn't expect them to.
That's not real pessimism, that's having low expectations.
Pessimism is when you're not happy about it even when it goes right, and you rather point out what went wrong and feel miserable for even getting into that situation.

[Aquarian]

Lol.This thing is really really hilarious.

Friday, November 5, 2060