Man escapes from jail by losing weight.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

I found this on the BBC News website, and I think you'll agree with me when I say "this sounds like it's come straight out of a film".

Enjoy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4635956.stm

[LinkTheGameFreak]

hahaha, very nice, I'm impressed :D

[Battlecruiser]

Smart, smart. Haha, I like the idea of using fluffed pillows. I do it all the time.

[Vhaeraun]

What I find funny is that he was too "mentally ill" to stand trial, so they put him in jail.

[BlackHawk]

Haha, I guess he showed them up didn't he.

[TinyDancer]

OMG VHAE DON'T POST ONE MORE TIME

Sorry. Wow..that's insane..I wish I could lose that much weight in a couple of weeks.

[MidnightGladius]

Prison food does that to you. Supposedly, at least.

Random trivia: Sodexho, the corporation that provides for American prisoners' food, also supplies school lunches for over 95% of American schools!

[King_Templar]

OMG VHAE DON'T POST ONE MORE TIME

Sorry. Wow..that's insane..I wish I could lose that much weight in a couple of weeks.
Oh, cool! Vhaeraun's post count (at the time of this post) is 1337.

Uh, anyway...how long do you think it'll be before he releases a diet called something like "The Escaped Convict" or something? heh.

[Aquarian]

W00rt!Now if I'm in jail,I can just slip past the bars :D

[Yoda]

Would they really have bars so thin that someone could squeeze through them? This does look like its right out of a film. I'll call the film "X-Men."

[Aquarian]

But that guy was rubber!

[Leosam096]

i don't think its really that smart to let men lose weight so fast.that guy has served an example to all those fat criminals i should say.

[zemagicmaster]

Haha this is an example of just plain out wacky cartoonish stuff. Think about it. Slipping out between the bars? I started laughing so hard its not funny. If hes in a high security cell why didnt they notice that he had chipped away at his window?

[Esperanto]

Prison food does that to you. Supposedly, at least.

Random trivia: Sodexho, the corporation that provides for American prisoners' food, also supplies school lunches for over 95% of American schools!

Hey, lay off Sodexho. Their food is much better than the crap at my college. It's what got me through boot camp.

[Leosam096]

sodexho products are that good,eh?

[Esperanto]

They aren't the food of the gods, but, at least as they were prepared down there, they were very decent, especially compared to Bon Appetit, the company that does the food at Case Western Reserve University.

[Neo]

Yeah, I rather enjoyed Sodexho, they are pretty good. Prisoners have it to good if you ask me.

-Neo