How will you die?

[GrimTerror]

A gurl at college showed me this link about how you will die.

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960

Its actually pretty funny, seeing all the weird and mysterious ways you will leave the earth. It might just surprise you! My top three "ways of death" were:

1 - Disappear
2 - Suicide
3 - Bomb

For the sake of keeping it tidy and to the point just post your three most likely ways you are going to die (the percentage doesn't matter.) Even if you think its a load of rubbish, it's just a bit of fun so lets not try to take this TOO seriously, ok?

[GenocideAlive]

Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

87% probability.

I'm cool with that.

[pixels]

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear - 80%
Natural Causes - 67%
Eaten - 67%

Sure yeah whatever. Someone come at let me know if this is true in the netherworlds.

[Black.Ice]

Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes 93%

[Darmago]

meh... I'll dissapear...

[Protosschick99]

You scored as Gunshot.

Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

My Top 3:

1. Gun Shot
2. Cut Throat
3. Stabbed

Wow....What gruesome ways to die......Won't happen--May try to happen, especially the kind of life I'll be leading--But won't :D They forgot to add stuff like "Thrown To Crocodiles" or "Burned Alive" or whatever, lolz.

[GrimTerror]

Notice how all of P-chicky's ways of death involve someone murdering her. I'd be worried...

[kongurous]

I'm bomb, suicide, and poison... who knew?

[CODEZERO]

im with black ice
natural causes

[Protoss_Honor]

You scored as Bomb.

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bomb 87%
Suicide 73%
Posion 67%

I dunno, I never really considered myself the suicidal type. Huh. Whatever.

Notice how all of P-chicky's ways of death involve someone murdering her. I'd be worried...Knowing Pchicky, jealous ex-boyfriend, or secret lover.

I'm bomb, suicide, and poison... who knew?WOOOT! WE ALIKE MAN! WHOO!

[frazz]

You will die from being stabbed. Yay.
Stabbed
Bomb
Gunshot
What do nice people like me and PC do to deserve this kind of violent end?

[Valjean]

Disappear, Gunshot, (insert third one [forgot it])

[DarkTempest]

Natural causes-100 % OMG!!

[King_Templar]

I got 73% for Natural Causes. I guess that's reassuring, I dunno...

[The_Maker]

You scored as Disease.



Your death will be by disease. Maybe a foreign bug or you don't brush your teeth. Ew. BRUSH!

Disease
67%

Bomb
60%

Suicide
60%

woohoo.

[Schwitzer]

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

That's crap. I refuse to be killed in such a way.

[Black.Ice]

That's crap. I refuse to be killed in such a way.

You're absoultely right. The bomb won't kill you because your will to survive will be your saving factor. You'll die from severe blood loss and trauma in the O.R. after you've been rushed to the hospital.

[Fred1000000]

Natural Causes

87%

Eaten

60%

Gunshot

60%

Wow, fun. I mean....BORING! But simple.

[Beef]

Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Poison: 73%
Natural Causes: 53%
Bomb: 53%

[Night-Hawk]

Wow I feel Special i got

1-Poison
2-drowning
3-GunShot ... yeah I know me getting shot very intresting

[BlackHawk]

"You scored as Bomb.

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Top 3:
Bomb 67%
Gunshot 60%
Poison 60%

If I were really to go out, and I planned it this is how I would go out (http://bash.org/?488793).

[frazz]

How many times did you take the test BlackHawk?
meh. I am happy knowing that I will most likely die because I rose to fame and made plentyy of enemys who were jealous enough to kill me. Then again, it is a pretty violent end.

[BlackHawk]

How many times did you take the test BlackHawk?
meh. I am happy knowing that I will most likely die because I rose to fame and made plentyy of enemys who were jealous enough to kill me. Then again, it is a pretty violent end.

I've only taken it once, why do you ask?

[Spartan-II]

You scored as Eaten.

Top Three:-

Eaten 100%
Disappear 87%
Cut Throat 67%
Awesome!

[frazz]

because you posted 3 different answers.

[TinyDancer]

I got a tie between

Gunshot.......80%
and
Cut Throat....80%

[BlackHawk]

because you posted 3 different answers.

I posted my top three most likely deaths (it gives you like 10 or so?).

[X-Master2]

You scored as Bomb.

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bomb: 67%
Suicide: 53%
Natural Causes: 53%

[JenJen]

1. poison
2. suicide
3. bomb

[Pisces]

Suicide 80%
Gunshot 60%
Disappear 60%
Posion 53%
Natural Causes 53%

[KexMex]

Suicide. I'll die in suicide. :( By poison. :( :( :(

[GrimTerror]

Could we try and stick to the guidelines please?

If you get suicide as an option, it sez that to look at the next one down and that is how you will commit suicide...But what if the one below it is natural causes!?

"You will commit suicide by Natural Causes"

:D

[Demon_Child]

You scored as Disappear.



Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Bomb

100%
Disappear

100%
Suicide

87%
Disease

33%
Eaten

33%
Natural Causes

33%
Accident

33%
Cut Throat

20%
Gunshot

0%
Drowning

0%
Stabbed

0%
Posion

0%
Suffocated

0%

I actually had to break a tie between disappearing and getting myself blown up. Ironically enough, with all of the sharp swords that I have in my possession, it is funny that I got low scores about getting myself killed by them. lol

[LinkTheGameFreak]

According to some guy at a spirtiual convention I went to he said that if I don't want to die, I don't have to - if you eliminate all the death urges from your body then you won't die :)



then the bastard proceeded to try and sell me term life insurance, a few of those penile enlargement pumps :rolleyes:

[GrimTerror]

It seems that people enjoyed their percentages, so here's mone (juuuust in case you were wondering.)

Disappear - 87%
Suicide - 80%
Bomb - 80%

[Demon_Child]

A lot of you are going to be suicide bombers and that makes me worry (to a degree) since I am likely going to die because of being blown to Hell.

[GrimTerror]

Either that or you'll just disappear, never to be seen again.

I'm actually glad i'll just fade away to nothingness. If i didn't i'd have to choose between getting blown to piece or suicide...But if i did have to commit suicide then i'd be blowing myself up anyway, so either way its all bad. Least i could go out with a bang though:P

[Demon_Child]

I doubt that my departure would have much of an impact on people's lives, therefore disappearing would actually be way I would truely meet my end.

[GrimTerror]

I can relate to that...

But anyway, i just love Chicky's endings. All by brutal means. I have this vision of someone sticking her when she's preaching to the world. Not to insult my favourite christian, but I think her fanatical attitude (yes she is a fanatic) will land her in some hot water one day...

[Demon_Child]

Extremist would be a better way to put it, but none the less they would be rather brutal. :/

[RedRagToAnOrc]

Suicide: 100%.

That's really quite worrying. Next was bomb, and then poison. I have to be lumbered with three really horrible ways of dying. I'm doomed. Doomed!

[Protosschick99]

I can relate to that...

But anyway, i just love Chicky's endings. All by brutal means. I have this vision of someone sticking her when she's preaching to the world. Not to insult my favourite christian, but I think her fanatical attitude (yes she is a fanatic) will land her in some hot water one day...

LOLZ! My thoughts exactly--I'll be going to many different countries where preaching the gospel is illegal. But like I said--They'll try--But they won't prevail :D The Lord has been dealing with me about this over the past few months.

[Ecthelion]

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear 73%
Accident 53%
Gunshot 47%
Bomb 40%
Suicide 33%
Posion 33%

Well that's about boring. I sincerely doubt that. My sense of direction is too strong for me to get lost. Bah!

[Aqo]

Eaten - 67%
Bomb - 53%
Suicide - 53%

I find this test quite damn inaccurate; The fact I like to tease my cat doesn't mean a bear will eat me. Just because I live in Israel doesn't mean I'll die in bombing (even though it could've been very possible 2-3 years ago when), and just because I like to sit home doing nothing and think of a good way to kill myself without causing me any major pain doesn't mean I'll suicide.

Natural Causes is also 53%, natural causes FTW!

[Seal]

Natural Causes 67%
Eaten 67%
Poison 60%

i blame the snake which might have been poisonous. and big.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Natural Causes 100%
Posion 87%
Accident 73%

Yay! I'm not going to be murderd!

[nix14085]

Natural causes 73%
Eaten 67%
Dissapear 67%

Grr and i wanted to go down in a hail of gunfire

[Night-Hawk]

Wow I jsut realized ALOT OF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DISSAPEAR ! :| like wow ! magority of the people posted at dissapear in the top 3 thats scary lol

[Stonehand]

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bomb
93%

Disappear
87%

Disease
73%

hmph... at least there's 0% chance of Cut Throught or Gunshot

[The_Maker]

I have a 14% chance of drowning :P

Meh, this test is kinda weird...
I don't like it :shiftyl:

[Sauvastika]

Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide 87%
Disappear 73%
Eaten 67%

Suicide by disappearing. Eh...I guess.

[pixels]

Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide 87%
Disappear 73%
Eaten 67%

Suicide by disappearing. Eh...I guess.

haha its more funny if you suicide by eaten.

[GrimTerror]

I swear a massive bunch of Warboards members are just going to disappear one day. After a bit of studying, it seems the disappear option was based on a high score in the depression/loner questions. While i can't deny this myself, i'm pretty sure this isn't the case for most members that got this score, right?

[Aquarian]

What the hell...Really really crap man.

Your death will be by a slit/cut throat, maybe beacuse you are a foreign person or in some gang. Don't do gangs.

1.Cut throat
2.Suffocated
3.Stabbed

OMG,I'm gonna be murdered?!

[hammocksleeper]

Top three:

1. Gunshot
2. Eaten
3. Accident

Bottom three (how I'm least likely to die):

11. Suffocated
12. Drowning
13. Disease

[Neo]

Being eaten as a cause of death sounds really odd. What your just sitting there letting yourself get eaten? O_o

So odd >_>

And i refuse to the test! For I intend to live forever by haunting the INTARWEB.

I find GA's cause to be pretty odd, I can imagine him as an official O.o

-Neo

[Pisces]

There are stories of rare cases where people who went into a coma had been partically eaten by their pets if not found early. I have been woken up by my cat licking my face occasionally, I'm sure he's just waiting for the day I don't wake up. Must remember to implant a bomb in my cat and the detonator in me set to detonate if I go comatose or die, no way he's getting a free meal off my corpse. Evil evil cats, thats why I love them :D

[Demon_Child]

There are stories of rare cases where people who went into a coma had been partically eaten by their pets if not found early. I have been woken up by my cat licking my face occasionally, I'm sure he's just waiting for the day I don't wake up. Must remember to implant a bomb in my cat and the detonator in me set to detonate if I go comatose or die, no way he's getting a free meal off my corpse. Evil evil cats, thats why I love them :D

/me holds a cleaver behind her back and tries to talk like the Swedish Chef

Here, fishy! fishy! fishy![/off topic]

Though how does one commit suicide by disappraring? It makes them seem as though they purposely wanted to go down the wrong path. Or better yet, suicide by being eaten? Now that would have to be one really screwed-up motive. I think I feel like going out and getting myself eaten by a wild animal.

[Pisces]

Well if they jumped off a bridge and the body was never found I think it could be classed as suicide by dissappearing. If somebody wanted to be the first person to be eaten by carnivorous snails, they can grow up to a metre but I'm not sure if they could eat a body if given a chance and would take a while too, but if they did then they would have had to go into the forest for find some carnivorous snails and so their body probably wouldn't be found. In that case they would have committed suicide by dissappearing AND being eaten ;)

[GrimTerror]

You scored as Disappear.

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

I think it's more of a "getting lost" disppear. Like going into the woods and never returning. My Geography, Navigation and instincts are all good so i'd hardly see this happening to me, despite what the thing sez! Which means it would be suicide...Which isn't really much better...

Oh well

[Ragnarox]

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

1- Bombing
2- Gunshot
3- Posion

Eh, tough luck I guess...maybe this a foreshadow of me wishing to go to Israel...

[Nickodemus]

Posion

67%
Bomb

60%
Suicide

53%
Disappear

53%
Accident

53%
Eaten

47%
Natural Causes

33%
Drowning

33%
Suffocated

27%
Stabbed

27%
Disease

27%
Cut Throat

20%
Gunshot

0%

[Leosam096]

You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

gunshot 67%
natural causes 67%
cut throat 53%
stabbed 27%
suicide 20%
disappear 20%
poison 13%
accident 0%
disease 0%
drowning 0%
bomb 0%
eaten 0%
suffocated 0%

call this life boring?guess again when consulting horoscopes.

[KexMex]

* Demon_Child holds a cleaver behind her back and tries to talk like the Swedish Chef

Here, fishy! fishy! fishy![/off topic]

Though how does one commit suicide by disappraring? It makes them seem as though they purposely wanted to go down the wrong path. Or better yet, suicide by being eaten? Now that would have to be one really screwed-up motive. I think I feel like going out and getting myself eaten by a wild animal.

Who the Blarghinator is the Swedish Chef?

[Leosam096]

Who the Blarghinator is the Swedish Chef?

sounds like a new psycho from sweden.
"The Swedish Chef is a sorcerer i tells ya, burn him, burn him!"
-he tries to make you a big a pizza.
and all i'm doing is playing with jokes.

[Dark_Viper]

WOO!

Natural Causes60%
Bomb53%
Posion40%
Gunshot27%
Suicide27%
Disappear20%
Stabbed 20%
Disease20%
Eaten20%
Cut Throat13%
Suffocated13%
Accident7%
Drowning7%

[Demon_Child]

Who the Blarghinator is the Swedish Chef?

sounds like a new psycho from sweden.
"The Swedish Chef is a sorcerer i tells ya, burn him, burn him!"
-he tries to make you a big a pizza.
and all i'm doing is playing with jokes.

I am guessing that the two of you either haven't seen or never heard of "The Muppet Show." In any case, here is a link to some of the Swedish Chef's moments from "The Muppet Show." click here (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/muppets/)

[KexMex]

I am guessing that the two of you either haven't seen or never heard of "The Muppet Show." In any case, here is a link to some of the Swedish Chef's moments from "The Muppet Show." click here (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/muppets/)

They have no idea how Swedish people are. :P

EDIT: And yes, I do know of the Muppet Show. But only watched it once, for ten minutes, then I had to leave the TV so my mom could watch some boring shit.

[GrimTerror]

Death by Swedish Chef? That's Original...

I think it would have been better if they had more options. Like Capital Punishment, Lightning Strike or Frozen.

[Nickodemus]

I have reahed a blocked website so am unable to know when i will die. O' well I guess I will have to learn it the natural way

[sololop]

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Wow.. hope I don't make too much of a mess. :P lol..

[SHISHKABOB]

bomb
accident
eaten

Oh yay being eaten sounds like fun...

[GrimTerror]

Depends on how you are eaten...

Take one Flesh-eating ant and a couple of years and you're history.

I'm supposed Death by "eaten" is death by animal mauling, biting etc as opposed to being fully eaten (although that is a possibility)

[singo]

Gunshot
Bomb
Eaten

Well well well. I wonder what I will be eaten by?

[SHISHKABOB]

Well when i saw eaten i thought of cannabilism but I suppose i could be swarmed by ants or mauled by a hippopotamous.

[L2_1989]

Gunshot
Bomb
Natural Causes

I don't really care, but I would die of a gunshot wound.

[Kazeofwinds]

Poison(tied)
Disappear (tied)
Bomb
Suicide/Natural Causes/Accident (all also tied)