Cataclysm Comics.

[Fenguin]

This is similar to the previous iteration of my eager floccinaucinihilipification; it is meant to inflict massive hemorrhaging on the lobes of your brain responsible for aestheticism.

Note that unlike the last version which was scanned and then meticulously traced in Illustrator, this one will be drawn freehand using a mouse.

These two were drawn under the influence of sparkling blood orange & cranberry juice from Costco.

#001 Drink Coke: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=1

#002 Throw Rocks: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=2

[Neo]

Feng you scare me and excite me at the same time.

-Neo

[BlackHawk]

I think they're great just because they don't look terrible but it's not like you went all out. I dunno, I just think they're cool.

[The_Maker]

Uhm yeah... what Neo said.

Scary yet... entertaining in a strange bored-out-of-your-mind kinda way

[BIGDB]

The first one was mildly funny and reminded me of my uncle's obsession with pepsi.

The second one was simply freaking hilarious. Hurrah to random thought patterns!

[Aquarian]

OMG.At first I though you've just drawn pics of nude people.Then LOL!

Gr...I'm gonna help my Pepsi comrade!for teh MytherFactory!

[Schwitzer]

Fenguin is almost as crazy as the voices in my head ;)

Hurry up and vectorise my logo, plskthxbye. :D

[Protoss_Honor]

OMG! Scary, yet funny, and weird, and insane. Add that to the fact that you draw better then I do, and These are great! Great job Fengy Fenguin.

Fenguin is almost as crazy as the voices in my head ;)

Hurry up and vectorise my logo, plskthxbye. :DMy voices can beat up your voices.:P

[GrassDragon]

Very cool. I liked the few you've done before, and I like these. Do more!

[Darkslayer633]

just a thought, can I use the coke one in my avvy, I like it.
Edit: I forgot to mention, it almost looks like you're trying to suck, which adds to the overall leetness.

[EvilEggCracker]

Its... unique. Very nice. Please to make more:)

[Sikawtic]

Pepsi > Coke.

[DragonPaladin]

:/ I love the insanity.

[BSTRhino]

Funny, I like them. It's the thought, not the drawing ability, that makes them a pleasure to look at. Although a drawing ability sure helps.

[Whiteknight]

The way they're drawn makes them all the funnier. Make more!

[Fenguin]

Haha @ Canada.

#003 Hudson Bay: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=3

Edit:
just a thought, can I use the coke one in my avvy, I like it.
Sure.

[Shortyland05]

the first lot ROCKED!!!! GO COKE!!!! I dunno bout the 2nd lot though... (keep in mind im from NZ)
Keep it up!

[hammocksleeper]

LAUGHING

MY

FUCKING

ASS

OFF

feng those are some of the funniest things i have ever seen. all of them. amazing. i want more :o

"HAHA just kidding i have a jillion arms!"

[EvilEggCracker]

Ha!That US/Canada one was funny, but I think you went a little overboard on making it look crude:)

[Nickodemus]

You shall be on my list of looney toones from now on. D that was fucking hilarious. I love the beating up canada one. Although your sequel should be canada hitting us with a hockey stick.

GO COKE!! THE REAL DEAL!!!

[Battlecruiser]

Canada got OWNED. Game over.

[Holocaust]

Haha @ Canada.

#003 Hudson Bay: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=3

Edit:

Sure.
It's amusing
Yet demoralizing :(

[Whiteknight]

Poor Canada. :(

[BlackHawk]

Poor Canada. :(

Seconded.

10secondedchars.

[The_Maker]

Mexico is too curvy :P
And why does america have two different sized pupils? 0_O

[Fenguin]

Mexico is too curvy :P
And why does america have two different sized pupils? 0_O
Way to rub it in mang. :D

[GrassDragon]

Feng, I went to your site but didn't see your previous comics in your portfolio... Will you be hosting those again for my viewing pleasure? I like the new site layout by the way.

[Protosschick99]

/me looks at comics.

/me laughs*

LOLZ!! That was great Fengy :P Do some more!!! :D

[Sikawtic]

I say you have these printed on some shirts. They'd be cool.

[EvilEggCracker]

I second that!

[Night-Hawk]

3 words for you Feng

...

[Fenguin]

3 words for you Feng

...
Woh those words are crazysmall :o

[pixels]

haha mexico looks like something else now

MOAR

[Sikawtic]

hehe, mexico does look rather funny :D

[Night-Hawk]

Woh those words are crazysmall :o

I got skill :P

[GenocideAlive]

The way they're drawn makes them all the funnier. Make more!
Dance! Dance for my pleasure, monkey!

[Protoss_Honor]

Hilarious! GO FENG! YOU ROCKS! Keep up the good and funny work.

[TinyDancer]

I love these. Are you drawing on a wacom tablet or something similar? They just don't look like click and drag sort of drawings.

EDIT (after rereading first post): Duh. I feel retarded now. Nevermind.

Keep 'em coming!

[Dark_Viper]

Haha @ Canada.

#003 Hudson Bay: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=3

Edit:

Sure.

Hay.. Fenger..

dont make us burn your whitehouse for a 3rd time ^.^
besides .. you have the size of canada all wrong.. remember.. its larger then the US 0.<
*walks off whistling*

theye funny in a way.. like to see more.. i like th coke one the best

[william_clinch]

hopefully Coca Coal will use the first one for there next advertizeing campaign : P

[Ecthelion]

In my earlier thread, I was curious about what ran .pls files. My answer: WinAmp. However, I am now faced with a new scenario:

When I try to play the playlist, which is being streamed off the Internet, it connects, prebuffers, then plays. No problem. However, it never finishes prebuffering. It gets to either 47% or 71% then attempts to play the list without finishing. After two or three seconds, it stops playing and tries to prebuffer again, to the same result. After 3 or 4 tries, it stops playing and prebuffering altogether. When you click 'play' again, it starts connecting again, renewing the vicious cycle.

How do I make it stop doing this?

Indeed. They're......original? The coke one is by far the best. And the Canada one is just (a.) lacking proper proportions and (b.) thoroughly amusing due to the classic "WABAM" sound effect. I reiterate:

Indeed...

[Fenguin]

Blah, my creative juices aren't flowing today.

#004 Black Hole: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=4

[pixels]

haha. frame number 3 is great. the expression is so 'OMG WTF'

[Sikawtic]

I concur. frame#3 is awesome!

[GrassDragon]

Your next strip has to be him coming out the other end.

[Protoss_Honor]

That was... interesting. hehehe, good work Fengy. Keep it up.



pea dot ess dot I noticed you changed the thread name. I like it better this way.

[kongurous]

Blah, my creative juices aren't flowing today.

Don't play with black holes.


That's sexy, and pretty funny, too.

[The_Maker]

How did this thread get changed from "Yo mang Feng, Seriously cannot draw" to "Cataclysm Comics"? o_O

Meh, anyway... frame #3 is the best :P

[Seal]

well, because Fenguin (supposedly) changed the thread title.

[BlackHawk]

Haha, I love it Fenguin.

How did this thread get changed from "Yo mang Feng, Seriously cannot draw" to "Cataclysm Comics"? o_O

Those are the comics he draws randomly and posted on his site (can't find them anymore, if I could I would link you). So I guess he's continuing to do them...

[Fenguin]

Those are the comics he draws randomly and posted on his site (can't find them anymore, if I could I would link you). So I guess he's continuing to do them...
BlackHawk's right; I've just started drawing them again and so I'm in the process of writing the code for my site.

[Fenguin]

Two remakes of old ones.

#005 Natural Selection: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=5

#006 Wrong Bow: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=6

Edit: I've changed all the images to links instead to save bandwidth in this thread.

[Stonehand]

0.o

It took me a while, but I finally gotten the joke of #5

BWAHAHAHA Loved #6!!!

[BlackHawk]

Haha, classics :). Keep 'em coming.

[Mtank]

Number six is gold.

The comics are nice. Their brand of humour is a bit more sophisticated than normal, and the drawing style is pretty neat too. (I especially like the eyes of the characters.)

[Sikawtic]

I actually got #5 this time round! I so want to put that on a t-shirt.

[Forsaken_One]

These are great.

Imo, "Natural Selection" is the best... I can totally see that in mu mind.

Tank: "Hhmmmmmmmmm.... That one!"
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Others: "Haha, sucker!"

[Fenguin]

Another remake:

#7 I'm So Happy!: http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=7

[Schwitzer]

Ooh. I've never seen Fengy's site before. Very pretty. :)

I have a rather twisted sense of humour, so I'm quite amused by the "I'm so happy" one. :D

[Aquarian]

Aww...You've haven't seen his site till now?I still like the old blue template.(With the green and red one)

LMAO.I now (http://www.fenguin.net/cataclysm/archive.php?id=4) have a good idea to how to kill someone without being blamed. :D

[Basan]

My fav' was the "Natural Selection" one... but perhaps that's just because I'm such a tiny runt (at heart). :smirk:
And next the "Wrong Bow" one.

[Seal]

you know, your drawing style is like toothpastefordinner if you ask me, feng.

[Fenguin]

you know, your drawing style is like toothpastefordinner if you ask me, feng.
Haha, I think it's most like toothpastefordinner's wry humor mixed with Don Hertzfeldt's characters. :D

[pixels]

Haha, I think it's most like toothpastefordinner's wry humor mixed with Don Hertzfeldt's characters. :D
i would agree with seal. now that i see the comparison made, it certainly is similar.

also.. hertzfelt is amazing :) id agree with that, too.


NO SILLY HATS.

[Schwitzer]

My spoon is too big!

[Whiteknight]

you know, your drawing style is like toothpastefordinner if you ask me, feng.

Except actually funny.