View Full Version : Clownz are cool :/
SubwayEater
12-06-2005, 7:26 PM
A few years ago,a mother and father decided they needed a break,so they wanted to head out for a night on the town.So they called their most trusted babysitter.When the babysitter arrived,the two children were already fast asleep in bed.So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.Later at night,the babysitter got bored and went to watch tv but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want the children watching too much garbage).So she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parents' room.Of course the parents said it was ok,but the babysitter had one final request.She asked if she could cover up the clown satue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth,because it made her nervous.The phoneline was silent for a moment,(and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time)said....take the children and get out of the house....we'll call the police...we don't have a clown statue...the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown.It turned out to be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.If u don't repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next to your bed at 3:00 am with a knife in his hand...
...Someone got really, really bored...
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
SpeedyWorm1
12-06-2005, 7:57 PM
That would be FUKING scary. Now I'm gonna have to lock my door........
loads_of_fun
12-06-2005, 8:26 PM
That would be FUKING scary. Now I'm gonna have to lock my door........done, done, and done
Black.Ice
12-06-2005, 8:28 PM
I literally fell out of my chair, and was laughing.
The story seemed good, and I was expecting the punchline but then I saw it was chain lett- post.
BlackHawk
12-06-2005, 8:55 PM
I've heard 'scary stories' like this before, though not with the annoying "If you don't pass this on..." ending ;D.
kongurous
12-06-2005, 9:00 PM
I'll take my chances, thanks.
Mindslaver
12-06-2005, 9:06 PM
I'm doomed.
People get so freaked out over clowns... Although I admit that the previously mentioned scenario would be scary as hell, I don't see why so many people are afraid of clowns in general. I mean really... If some random guy dressed up as a clown tried to eat me, I'd beat the living shit out of him. Problem solved. ^_^
Aquarian
12-06-2005, 10:01 PM
Whoah...Reminds me of Ike the Clown,the horror show that made me piss in my pants when I was 4...
GrassDragon
12-06-2005, 10:22 PM
I literally fell out of my chair, and was laughing.
You and me both.
GenocideAlive
12-08-2005, 3:03 PM
Why would you ask if you could cover a statue?
...and tell the clown that he'd better pass on the chain letter or I'll be standing at his bed.
UnHoly-Assassin
12-08-2005, 3:43 PM
I saw that clown last night, with a puny dagger probrably the size of his crotch. Needless to say, as he neared me I kicked him where it counts, and defenestrated him. Then all is well again, and I went back to sleep.
EvilEggCracker
12-08-2005, 4:06 PM
How could a clown be at so many beds at the same time?
I know!Evil, magical clown powers! Not even Cyborg Jesus can save you from the clown...
Ecthelion
12-08-2005, 6:04 PM
OMG! That would be so scary! I hate clowns the way it is, now I'm gonna lay in bed for two hours convincing myself that there will be no clowns in my room! Possessed dolls/toys are creepy too.
That would suck so badly. You're just talking to them on the phone staring at this crazy looking clown "statue" and they reply, "We don't have a clown statue." OMFG! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
How could a clown be at so many beds at the same time?
I know!Evil, magical clown powers! Not even Cyborg Jesus can save you from the clown...
Cyborg Jesus? The ultimate mockery of Christianity.
Protosschick99
12-08-2005, 6:33 PM
*Reads story*
LOLZ!!!!! That was freaky man--But that chain letter thing at the end is SOOO not true :P
SpeedyWorm1
12-08-2005, 6:42 PM
omg i put myself in that position and i feel my heart freeze up. lol nice story i copy-pasted it and scared the shit outta my friends on myspace lol........ 6 people reposted LOL
Protosschick99
12-08-2005, 7:29 PM
Ppl actually believe that stuff??
*Rolls eyes*
lolz :P
Aquarian
12-08-2005, 8:28 PM
How could a clown be at so many beds at the same time?
I know!Evil, magical clown powers! Not even Cyborg Jesus can save you from the clown...
I think Unholy's killed it...Now it's ghost can apparate!
GrassDragon
12-08-2005, 8:54 PM
How could a clown be at so many beds at the same time?
I know!Evil, magical clown powers! Not even Cyborg Jesus can save you from the clown...
Cyborg Jesus maybe, but what about Astronaut Jesus?
http://www.rotofugi.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/astrojesus_lg2.jpg
CODEZERO
12-08-2005, 8:58 PM
thats bullshit im not lieing even if their is a fucking clown in my room with a knife i got Katana to slice his hands off :P
Aquarian
12-08-2005, 9:02 PM
Cyborg Jesus maybe, but what about Astronaut Jesus?
http://www.rotofugi.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/astrojesus_lg2.jpg
I remember dancing Jesus from one of the Simpsons episodes and Dark Jesus from Uncyclopedia
SubwayEater
12-20-2005, 11:29 AM
Sorry about posting this stupid thing...
Just was on the WoW forums and saw this... and it was awfully close to 3:00....
EvilEggCracker
12-20-2005, 11:37 AM
Cyborg Jesus? The ultimate mockery of Christianity.
No,Bible 2 is the ultimate mockery of Christianity. Which, coincidently Cyborg Jesus stars...
Moser
12-20-2005, 12:11 PM
Clowns. It kind of makes me mad when I always hear people say "I'm afraid of clowns!" Yes, I'll agree that clowns are somewhat disturbing looking, but most people arn't even afraid of them like they say. They only say it because everybody else does. So pft.
But yes, story was decent until I saw that "If you don't pass this on... blah blah." Chainletters. *Thumbsdown*
Darmago
12-20-2005, 12:21 PM
Somone posted this on my myspace... I just showed it ot my friends and went to bed.
My logic being Broadsword>Knife
GrassDragon
12-20-2005, 1:17 PM
Clowns. It kind of makes me mad when I always hear people say "I'm afraid of clowns!" Yes, I'll agree that clowns are somewhat disturbing looking, but most people arn't even afraid of them like they say. They only say it because everybody else does. So pft.
Yeah, I never understood why the fear of clowns was so widespread among teens either. Then I realized it's because they think it's cool :\
TinyDancer
12-20-2005, 4:27 PM
You and me both.
Him and you and me....er....throth? Thrice? Too? Whatever.
Aquarian
12-20-2005, 8:20 PM
Sorry about posting this stupid thing...
Just was on the WoW forums and saw this... and it was awfully close to 3:00....
Hey,want to know what I do when I receive these type of chains?Well,I repost it,but without the chain ending:D
TheGreatBrain
12-20-2005, 8:51 PM
i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. I have no nose or mouth. I am dead. If you do not send this message to 15 people within 5 minutes, i will appear next to your bed tonight and kill you. if you send this message something good will happen to you at 9:22 tonight.
Aquarian
12-20-2005, 9:01 PM
i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. I have no nose or mouth. I am dead.if you send this message something good will happen to you at 9:22 tonight.
Talaaa!I still remember the dead boy who wants you to...*Ahem*..."Massage" his *Points points*
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