Geno
12-01-2005, 2:38 PM
So some of you that are going to college or already are in college know about the site "www.facebook.com," as a very fun place to hang out, chat, and send messages. here on EIU's campus, it's used by a lot of people for setting up meetings, groups, and sports hangout things. Well, you can also send messages between people. Let me share with you my recent message I got.
look at your icon your obviously a pathetic looser
Hmm... Nice fellow, eh? He goes to Columbia College, graduating year '08. At least, this is what I can gather from his FB Profile... Let's go on. I respond with this:
Wow. Someone's very proud of themselves. Acting like a four year old by insulting a picture. That's very impressive. Keep it up, and you might just get a time out! Wow!
Oh, and keep trying. I rather enjoy watching people try to insult others, failing miserably. By the way, however you know me, good for you. But if you just click on random profiles and tell them something? You must be a real winner with people. I can gather that you either stalk people randomly, or you have nothing better to do with your time.
Maybe go and study insults. It could help.
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
I send this to him, laughing away. Mind you, Facebook screws up the paragraphs (Fixed them here), but who cares. The message is clear.
He responds a while later...
dude, i was replying to a quote where you said "Im a pathetic Looser" It was a joke. Sorry I offended you Geno! Ass hole
Wow. Someone got up in an interesing mood. He's sorry, yet he calls me a seventh grade name at the end. Simply stunning. And I suppose his mommy is going to come over later, just to tell me how bad I am, and I should play nice. Wow. My response is this:
And I would know this how? You can't really expect me to read your mind going "Wow, it's a joke!" right off in text. I didn't exactly see the "Just kidding" or ":P" at the end of your message... Yea... Next time hit them with that. Expecially when it's some random person you don't know.
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. Way to get the last word in back there. Really makes your intelligence kick up from 7th grade name calling.
So I shot him that back, expecting him to actually try and come back. I sit and wait patiently, not getting anything, even though he was logged on when I sent him that. I found that hilarious, seeing as how he got offline a while later. I logged off, hit the sack, then got a message back later...
what ever looser
what ever looser
Yes, he sent it TWICE. Maybe that means he wanted me to know that twice as much or something. I didn't understand, nor did I feel obligated to comment about it. So I just now shot him back this response:
"what ever looser"__
Ok. Let's do this the short and simple way.__
You've come up with a classic comeback. The "Whatever" comeback, or as you've tried to do, breaking it into two words. Maybe that's more threatening than one. My gosh!__
Ok. So we've established that's a "comeback" on your case, although a weak one. Let's go further and say that you tried really hard to write something witty to come back at me with, but couldn't settling on that. Maybe I'm wrong, who knows. But as it seems, you lack creativity when trying to bully someone around to make yourself feel really great about torturing a soul you don't even know.__
So from this, I can conclude that you have no actual care for me, nor do you believe I would go further, thinking that I would "cry and whine" about this all the time, because you are *so* vastly superior to me. Very intriguing.__
So let's get this straight: If you feel that I'm a "pathetic looser" as you put it, not even spelling the word "Loser" correctly, I must be some worthless person. Last I checked, I was trying to go to college to further my skills and make a life for myself, whereas, you have gone onto an online meeting place to try to annoy people, just to make yourself feel good, and to tell your friends "Hey, look! I just made another person mad!" and such. Not exactly the cool thing here. Quite the opposite.__
Whatever your deal is, feel free to keep going with your "pathetic looser" insults. I enjoy them when you send them to me. Maybe I can post more of these online just to have people laugh some more.__
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. The "__" That has been going on are paragraph breaks, seeing as how Facebook decided against implimenting breaks in their text. *Shrug*
Yea. I found that funny as heck. I just felt like sharing this with people here, just so I can get a few laughs with me, as this is entertaining as hell.
As for me? I'm off to class. Maybe he'll respond back before computers, and I'll nail him a good one >: )
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. I already shared these with a few people. My roommate cracked up, the neighbors found it funny as heck, and a couple college friends I have online shot him back their own hate, one of which originally hated me in high school, but upon seeing my retorts, he felt obligated to crack this dude hard XD
look at your icon your obviously a pathetic looser
Hmm... Nice fellow, eh? He goes to Columbia College, graduating year '08. At least, this is what I can gather from his FB Profile... Let's go on. I respond with this:
Wow. Someone's very proud of themselves. Acting like a four year old by insulting a picture. That's very impressive. Keep it up, and you might just get a time out! Wow!
Oh, and keep trying. I rather enjoy watching people try to insult others, failing miserably. By the way, however you know me, good for you. But if you just click on random profiles and tell them something? You must be a real winner with people. I can gather that you either stalk people randomly, or you have nothing better to do with your time.
Maybe go and study insults. It could help.
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
I send this to him, laughing away. Mind you, Facebook screws up the paragraphs (Fixed them here), but who cares. The message is clear.
He responds a while later...
dude, i was replying to a quote where you said "Im a pathetic Looser" It was a joke. Sorry I offended you Geno! Ass hole
Wow. Someone got up in an interesing mood. He's sorry, yet he calls me a seventh grade name at the end. Simply stunning. And I suppose his mommy is going to come over later, just to tell me how bad I am, and I should play nice. Wow. My response is this:
And I would know this how? You can't really expect me to read your mind going "Wow, it's a joke!" right off in text. I didn't exactly see the "Just kidding" or ":P" at the end of your message... Yea... Next time hit them with that. Expecially when it's some random person you don't know.
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. Way to get the last word in back there. Really makes your intelligence kick up from 7th grade name calling.
So I shot him that back, expecting him to actually try and come back. I sit and wait patiently, not getting anything, even though he was logged on when I sent him that. I found that hilarious, seeing as how he got offline a while later. I logged off, hit the sack, then got a message back later...
what ever looser
what ever looser
Yes, he sent it TWICE. Maybe that means he wanted me to know that twice as much or something. I didn't understand, nor did I feel obligated to comment about it. So I just now shot him back this response:
"what ever looser"__
Ok. Let's do this the short and simple way.__
You've come up with a classic comeback. The "Whatever" comeback, or as you've tried to do, breaking it into two words. Maybe that's more threatening than one. My gosh!__
Ok. So we've established that's a "comeback" on your case, although a weak one. Let's go further and say that you tried really hard to write something witty to come back at me with, but couldn't settling on that. Maybe I'm wrong, who knows. But as it seems, you lack creativity when trying to bully someone around to make yourself feel really great about torturing a soul you don't even know.__
So from this, I can conclude that you have no actual care for me, nor do you believe I would go further, thinking that I would "cry and whine" about this all the time, because you are *so* vastly superior to me. Very intriguing.__
So let's get this straight: If you feel that I'm a "pathetic looser" as you put it, not even spelling the word "Loser" correctly, I must be some worthless person. Last I checked, I was trying to go to college to further my skills and make a life for myself, whereas, you have gone onto an online meeting place to try to annoy people, just to make yourself feel good, and to tell your friends "Hey, look! I just made another person mad!" and such. Not exactly the cool thing here. Quite the opposite.__
Whatever your deal is, feel free to keep going with your "pathetic looser" insults. I enjoy them when you send them to me. Maybe I can post more of these online just to have people laugh some more.__
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. The "__" That has been going on are paragraph breaks, seeing as how Facebook decided against implimenting breaks in their text. *Shrug*
Yea. I found that funny as heck. I just felt like sharing this with people here, just so I can get a few laughs with me, as this is entertaining as hell.
As for me? I'm off to class. Maybe he'll respond back before computers, and I'll nail him a good one >: )
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. I already shared these with a few people. My roommate cracked up, the neighbors found it funny as heck, and a couple college friends I have online shot him back their own hate, one of which originally hated me in high school, but upon seeing my retorts, he felt obligated to crack this dude hard XD