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Considered impolite of one to shout PENIS.
But that is not the point of this thread. The point is that the bar on the site of my accommodation has just had an "open mike" night. I.E, anyone that has anything whatoever to say can say it to the whole of the "rat bar" (Ratcliffe road bar). anyway, I have just told necrophilia jokes to an audience of more than 100.
Can anyone top THAT?
But the question remains, did they laugh?
The_Maker
11-30-2005, 6:34 PM
Uhhhhhm....
Ok?
GrassDragon
11-30-2005, 6:51 PM
Go back for dead baby jokes.
BlackHawk
11-30-2005, 7:18 PM
Tell a racist joke about white people, see what happens.
Actually, I really want to hear a racist joke about white people, like would it be "this white guy was at a club right? And then...*chuckle* HE TRIES TO DANCE!"
But the question remains, did they laugh?
Disturbingly yes....
Darmago
11-30-2005, 7:39 PM
The worst I've done is the "In my pants" game
where you end every sentance you say with "In my pants"
You can have hours of endless fun in my pants.
I am not particualrily extravagant.
BlackHawk
11-30-2005, 7:42 PM
I am not particualrily extravagant...
in my pants.
Haha. I like it.
Black.Ice
11-30-2005, 7:52 PM
Haha, great one Singo in my pants. I'm sure the necrophilia made them laugh in my pants.
And Darmago, your suggestion is wonderful in my pants.
BSTRhino
11-30-2005, 8:05 PM
Oh Darmago, there's so much I need to learn about stuff in your pants.
Hmmm... what rude things have I done. When I was eleven, we had science class and the teacher told us to do stuff and then left the room. As soon as she left, the whole class started talking, and the chtter just built up to a huge volume. A teacher from the other room came in and told us all to shush, but after she left, the chatter just built up again. Then at one point, the room went silent for a second (by coincidence) and I said "shut the fuck up" in a kind of funny way, and everyone burst out laughing. Not really as exciting as your experience singo, but that's the only thing I can think of.
kongurous
11-30-2005, 8:24 PM
Ok, let me put it this way.
First, get some Vicodin. Then, take a drink of something, preferably a Bahama Mama or rum or something. That, my friend, is fun.
But impolite stuff and others? There is a karaoke bar. I go there every once and awhile. Try to sing a rap song while whammed. Nuff said.
Oh, and all of you are awesome in my pants.
Aquarian
11-30-2005, 8:28 PM
Tell a racist joke about white people, see what happens.
Actually, I really want to hear a racist joke about white people, like would it be "this white guy was at a club right? And then...*chuckle* HE TRIES TO DANCE!"
And rap...And hop...It was kinda funny watching him specially at the time when he whipped out a tiny Glock 18 when we took out our AKs...(GTA :D)
Xenon
11-30-2005, 11:10 PM
This thread was amazingly boring, until I put it in my pants!
DragonPaladin
12-01-2005, 12:47 AM
Xenon is cynical in my pants.
Darmago
12-01-2005, 6:23 AM
he always tends to be in my pants
he always tends to be in my pants
Yes. I'm always in your pants.
BlackHawk
12-01-2005, 1:49 PM
Yes. I'm always in your pants.
Except for that hour last night when you were in my pants.
Hawthorne
12-01-2005, 2:07 PM
All of you can have chilli with vinegar in my pants.
Anyway stupid things I've done:
1. I planted a controlled fart machine under my teacher's chair, every time she said something importantg I ade a loud fart, and since these things are foreign to Bulgaria it took her 5 minutes to get an idea it wasn't her.
GrassDragon
12-01-2005, 4:28 PM
That game is really contagious in my pants. I just can't stop playing around in my pants. You know how hard things are in my pants.
I need to stop now. In my pants.
Not much of a prankster myself though.
BlackHawk
12-01-2005, 4:36 PM
You know how hard things are in my pants.
I think I have some idea of how hard things are in my pants.
I'm suprised this thread has lasted this long in my pants. Usually threads like these don't have a great survival rate in my pants.
I once took a dump, a real dump, live on stage as part of a play in front of about 1000 people. *sigh* I miss college...
Getting back to what's important --in my pants.
BlackHawk
12-01-2005, 4:49 PM
I once took a dump, a real dump, live on stage as part of a play in front of about 1000 people. *sigh* I miss college...
Are you fucking serious in my pants? Hahahahaa, that's awesome in my pants.
Black.Ice
12-01-2005, 7:12 PM
I feel an urge to do something ... in my pants. However, I want to hear more about Xenon's story. ;)
TinyDancer
12-01-2005, 10:48 PM
I like playing this game in my pants. I've also played it with fortune cookies in my pants. You end up with things like:
"You will always be surrounded by true friends in my pants."
"Unexpected offer deserves serious consideration in my pants."
"The most direct approach isn't always the best in my pants."
"Strange new experiences add to your joy of living in my pants."
"You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble in my pants."
"Part of the joy of a vacation is getting there-Have fun in my pants."
"A visit with friends will prove an enjoyable occasion in my pants."
"Good fortune in love as well as well as a better position in my pants."
"Glory is reached by many different roads in my pants."
"You will relax in the lap of luxury in my pants."
And the top 3 in my pants!
"You have found good company. Enjoy in my pants."
"One who cares will speed you to your destination in my pants."
"An old friend will introduce you to new people and pleasures in my pants."
I've also heard it played as the "in bed game" in my pants. You say "in bed" instead of in my pants in my pants. :D
Protoss_Honor
12-01-2005, 10:50 PM
I like to play the computer in my pants. This thread is pointless in my pants. Why am I typing this in my pants? WHy am I here in my pants? I am leaving in my pants. I am going to annoy skippy in my pants.
kongurous
12-01-2005, 10:57 PM
TinyDancer, I'd love for you to have a drink in my pants;)
Xenon
12-01-2005, 10:59 PM
Can't we all just get along --in my bed?!
BlackHawk
12-01-2005, 11:07 PM
Can't we all just get along --in my bed?!
I want to hear more of your story in my bed in my pants.
chibi
12-01-2005, 11:08 PM
This thread is too much in my pants. It has no point in being here in my pants. I like these fun games especially when i am in my pants in my bed. :P in my pants.
kongurous
12-01-2005, 11:09 PM
This thread is too much in my pants. It has no point in being here in my pants. I like these fun games especially when i am in my pants in my bed. :P in my pants.
That sounds really kinky.
BlackHawk
12-01-2005, 11:11 PM
That sounds really kinky.
In my pants.
Come on skippy get with the new lingo or forever be cast aside to cry the corner of the room in my pants.
I dont know whether to close this in my pants, or leave it open in my bed.
-Neo
BlackHawk
12-01-2005, 11:21 PM
I dont know whether to close this in my pants, or leave it open in my bed.
-Neo
Leave it open in MY bed. Please in my pants?
kongurous
12-01-2005, 11:24 PM
In my pants.
Come on skippy get with the new lingo or forever be cast aside to cry the corner of the room in my pants.
Shut up and get on your knees in my pants.
The_Maker
12-02-2005, 2:16 AM
I smell a spam thread in my pants... and its going to be closed in my bed.
/me shudders in his pants
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