Too Much StarCraft...

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

If you been here http://www.starcraftsector.com/2muchsc.shtml, then you know about the jokes. Lets start making "Too Much StarCraft" jokes of your own, see what you can think of. This thread is sapposed to be fun...

Rulze:
1. Must be a "Too Much StarCraft" joke.
2. Cannot use jokes already been used, including the ones from starcraftsector.com

Here's what I got:
- You really want to trade your dog for a zergling.
- You try to poke at animals until they explode.
- You whant your house to lift up like a Command Center.
- You call your room a bunker.
- You are afraid of laser pens becouse they might be a nuclear launch.
- You want to install a nydas canal from your house to your work or other places.
- You convinced your sister to play StarCraft.
- You call suicide bombers Infested Terrans.
- You think StarCraft strategies will work in real-life wars.
- You think the Zerg are real and will one day destroy Earth.
- You think Protoss Dark Templars are real and are spying on you.
- You want to buy a Siege Tank instead of a car.
- You go outside and lockdown cars just for fun.

[william_clinch]

Althought I dont think it's possible to have too much starcraft, but anyway...
how about
-when nothing very interesting is happening, you try increacing the speed
(sad, but true:concern: [only this one so far thoug])
the rest aren;t that good either :s
-you try and merge with someone else to become a more powerfull being
-you ride round on a bike, dropping mines
-you compair 'Everything' to starcraft (wonder if protoss have pubs, etc)
-you avoid spending money on something you need, because it could be spent on an upgrade
-on halloween, you go out hunting down all the aliens
-when you see something out of the corner of your eye, and then turn round, and there's nothing there, it's because the ghost just cloaked
-you, if a terran/protoss, squish slugs, saying "die cerabrare, die", if a zerg, ask them for orders
-if someone in a car is picking you up from a long way away, you ask them to just use recall
-you run from flying things, becuase you're a ground unit that has no air attack
-when you see someone who looks like a SC charecter, you think it's actually them (and start talking to them as if they were)
-you start building your own marine armour suit out of cardboard boxes
-you keep caling your partner/pet kerigan/ranor/fenix etc
-you put your dead hamster in a toy robot, and called it fenix
-you have your 'status' as touching zerglings (okay, it says torching, but at first I thought it said....)

[psycho42b]

You know you play too much Starcraft when you and friends make near complete coversations using only the quotes. (sad, but true.)

[BrotherGreen]

Wrong, you play too much when you and your girlfriend, who you've convinced to play, can roleplay in the bedroom using quotes from sc.

[Aquarian]

You want a Gauss Rifle more than a M16 and a Canister Rifle instead of a sniper rifle.
You find holding flame throwers weirder than having them stuck onto your hands.
You want to try stimpacks.
Calls Protoss units "Jedi"
Looks into the night sky for the Protoss.
Tries to start the "Project Purification"

[Ahzz]

You think StarCraft strategies will work in real-life wars.
Lol? Some of them do.
For example, flanking, not letting opponent to escape, try to make him concentrate on a bit, while doing a main attack somewhere else, Attack to his back, forcing to pull back his army and then attack from the front

[LordOfNukes]

- You define if people are worthy of being talked to solely by their APM in certain tasks.
- You spend at least twenty minutes every bight in your room trying to cloak in the hopes that you are psionically gifted
- When you're upset, you wanr people that their going to overload your aggresion inhibitors.
- You pray for Tassadar and the destruction of the Khala.
- You wanted to name the family pet "Devouring One."
- Your password for forums and e-mail is "SlayerS_`BoxeR`"

[Sgt.SlagRock]

When you start to teach ur children with felt cutouts such as <picture of zergling>+<picture of zealot<= Pool of blood. I swear, or not. that thats what i'm going to do to my friends kids

[LordOfNukes]

I'm going to teach my little brother to say "ZERG RUSH OH NO!!!" :D

- When your StarCraft CD breakes, you find you don't go near the computer much until you get a nwe one.
- You've e-mail Blizzard just to tell them that StarCraft is awesome.
- You've done a school report on StarCraft
- You watch StarCraft VODs/replays daily and make comments about them at the dinner table.
- You convinced your Dad to play StarCraft (heh heh, my Dad pwnz your's at StarCraft)
- You put StarCraft WAVs/MP3s on your MP3 player.

[william_clinch]

- When your StarCraft CD breakes, you find you don't go near the computer much until you get a nwe one.

you mean you dont have spares just in case? :P
or have one for each race or something.... :S

[GPMulisha]

you know when u have too much starcraft when u go to a pc place and play starcraft non-stop and die from exhaustion ;)

[Aquarian]

Hheehh...Why did we forget bout the guy who died after playing SC for 50 hours?

- You've done a school report on StarCraft

Lol.I did that before

- You convinced your Dad to play StarCraft (heh heh, my Dad pwnz your's at StarCraft)

Aw...I once played with him years ago,I defeated him with an early Zergling rush.

[loads_of_fun]

- You convinced your Dad to play StarCraft (heh heh, my Dad pwnz your's at StarCraft)
- You put StarCraft WAVs/MP3s on your MP3 player.
Aw...I once played with him years ago,I defeated him with an early Zergling rush.
i did kinda the same thing but
it was my bro

[ColdBlue]

I'm going to teach my little brother to say "ZERG RUSH OH NO!!!" :D

- When your StarCraft CD breakes, you find you don't go near the computer much until you get a nwe one.
- You've e-mail Blizzard just to tell them that StarCraft is awesome.
- You've done a school report on StarCraft
- You watch StarCraft VODs/replays daily and make comments about them at the dinner table.
- You convinced your Dad to play StarCraft (heh heh, my Dad pwnz your's at StarCraft)
- You put StarCraft WAVs/MP3s on your MP3 player.

Omg. I've done all of those except for the Dad and Dinner one. =| And that's because I can't do those LoL.

[Demonlurker]

- You're scared of lightning flashes because it might be a psionic storm

[Infested_Zeratul]

Too much SC? You gotta be kidding,
Starcraft est mon favorite game because I don't get bored with it. Unlike, retarded things like Diablo, Resident evil and other first person/ third person shooter games.

What makes it awesome is the editor, maps u can download and the triggers that have a trillions combinations to make something cool.


Parden my french

[william_clinch]

hey, we dont want that kind of language round hear...

um
-When you grow your hair in to long dreadlocks at the back, (and refer to any of your freinds dont, as dark templar)
-When ever you go to the cinema to watch a Sci-Fi film, you keep compairing it to SC (at the annoyance of everyone else)
-your method of barbiqueing is to lay all the food out on the ground, then to flame em (with a home made flame thrower)
-you beat a kid half your age up for saying zerg are cooler than protoss
-you set yourself on fire so you look more like an archon
-you have StarCraft imprinted on your mind, every time you close your eyes, you can zerg units moveing about/attacking. You beleive you are a celibrate/the overmind
-You dont even need a computer to play anymore, as you've played it soooo much, your neural pathways have changed, so it's constantly playing in your head
-You can actually work out what stats (health, cost, attack, speed, etc.) real life (or just non starcraft) things would have if they were in starcraft

[ColdBlue]

-You believe your dog can infest a wrecked house to produce exploding dogs
-You scream "Power Overwhelming" to become invincible during a fist fight.
-You've become attracted to the Valk's horse neigh.
-You get pissed off when people say you have 6r.
-You've rigged a "Fastest Map Possible" map for UMS cheating.
-You have minerals in your wallet.
-The voices in your head are the Overmind.
-You play all day like me.

[RedSarge]

Those are all great! :D

-Your coffin is a Dragoon.
-You will not cross the street or any large area of land without a detector.
-You constantly search your house for a "lift-off" button.
-You carefully watch any modern tank, waiting for it to go into siege mode.
-You believe that you can heal your cuts and scrapes with a flashlight.(medic)
-Your every move is controlled by an uneditable Iscript.
-You ground attack is weaker than your air attack...

[TerrainG4Force]

there is never to much STARCRAFT!

[Aquarian]

-You get pissed when you see a guy medic
-You try pulling your chin to make it look longer like a Protoss
-You call robots 'goliaths wannabes'
-You do something like this! (http://www.ubersite.com/m/60081)

[MustardChief]

-You built a Protoss Dragoon out of Babybel wax.
-You built anything from Starcraft out of Babybel wax.
I built a Dragoon once, but I'm scrapping it in favour of a model of the Doom guy that I'm going to try to make.
And if that fails, a Terran Marine.

[NerissaValkureon]

-
-You do something like this! (http://www.ubersite.com/m/60081)

That's scary :o

[MustardChief]

That's scary :o
Now that I've read it, it is. :o
Makes me think of people who dress up as characters in the movies they're going to see...

[ColdBlue]

Rofl yea like an Anime Convention. Anyone ever seen someone dressed up as Goku? It's nuts.

[william_clinch]

Rofl yea like an Anime Convention. Anyone ever seen someone dressed up as Goku? It's nuts.
see how many you recognise : P
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7704763751471387091&q=anime
I only recognised 10 out of 38 : (

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

I really do have too much StarCraft in me. When I grow up and If I become rich, Im going to ask NASSA to make me a space suite like the marines have in StarCraft.

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Heh, two years ago, i made a wraith from k'nex and hanged it up on my roof.
-I scribble marines and firebats during franch and art. I don't have a scanner, i would have put it up right now =(
-I looked at a spider and thought it was a minature lurker,
-I think every sci-fi is plagerizing SC.
-I think the guy in my business class witht he spikey gel-ed hair looks like kerrigan,
-I keep talking in real life with the SC lines :What do you want? Copy that.

Hmmm, this girl in my english class dresses up as a different anime char. every day.

I'm going to be a robotics designer (I am going to that direction) and invent seige tanks. In world war III, you'd see the whole world using my creations and fight in a bloody battle field. But then the leiutenant shot me because they don't shoot huge explosives, instead, they shoot SC IV CDs. =D