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Protosschick99
03-30-2004, 2:38 AM
Yes I know, the whole alliance thing is dead.....BUT--I wrote a story about it :D I was gonna post it sooner but I became distracted and I forgot about it and before long, the whole alliance thing was dead, lolz.
Well, I figured that I can at least post what I wrote so that way it won't have gone to waste!
And without further ado, I give you Chapter One:
The Gurl Gamer Alliance vs. The Topless Gamer Alliance
And it BEGINS!! :D
--CH. 1: Betrayal--
**At the GGA Headquarters in a Top Secret Location**
Gonissa storms into the GGA Headquarters furious at the news that she has found out. She has a file in her hand which is half crumpled from holding it too hard and too much.
Gonissa: WHERE’S PROTOSSCHICK?!?! :mad:
Everyone looks up from what they are doing. Shana Stonesmith stands up among the others who are too shocked to say anything to the angry Gonissa and speaks up.
Shana: She’s uhh...Let me take you to her Gonissa....
Says Shana with a bit of fear in her voice. Gonissa rarely ever gets mad and when she does, everyone knows that they gotta keep their distance. Everyone except Protosschick. PC likes to roll with the punches and everyone knows that. She’s the only one that can handle Gonissa when she’s angry.
Shana Stonesmith leads Gonissa over to PC’s office.
* * * *
**Meanwhile, inside PC’s office...**
Protosschick is on the phone with her supplier from E-Bay.
Protosschick: ...Oh really is that so? Well then! Put me down for ten of ‘em! I’m gonna bid right now Mr. Montoya—Just you watch!
PC clicks around on E-bay to a specific auction. She is cradling the phone between her head and shoulder while talking.
Protosschick: Okay here it is! I’ve found it sir! It says righ—
-SLAM!!!-
Gonissa slams the door open and throws the file in her hand onto PC’s desk. Protosschick ruffles her brow as she looks up at the outraged Gonissa.
Gonissa: READ THIS!!!!!
Protosschick covers the reciever with her hand and whispers quickly into the phone—
Protosschick: Umm... I’m gonna have to buy those ten different weaves some other time. I’ll call you back. Bye!
PC hangs up the phone and gathers the file up and opens it.
"Shinitenshi", it reads in huge writing at the top of the page profile.
PC looks up at Gonissa confused. Shinitenshi is an ally to the GGA.
Protosschick: Shinitenshi? What about him? He’s a worthy ally to the GGA.
Gonissa: Read the file and look at those pics!!!
Protosschick: Alright alright, calm yourself woman.
Gonissa is seething with anger. Protosschick reads the smaller writing below....
"Shinitenshi has been found harboring and affiliating with the enemy, The Topless Gamer Alliance."
PC grows angry and looks up at Gonissa. Now she knows why Nissa was so furious.
Protosschick: WHAT?! SHINI HAS TURNED ON US????
Gonissa: Yes!!!!!!
Protosschick:] That ghetto piece of—
Gonissa: Well, look at the pics I got!
PC looks down at the file angrier this time. She reads the rest of the writing.....
"At 1400 hours on 01.13.2004 Shinitenshi was seen speaking to Mordecai2k, opposing leader and founder of the TGA at Club Spectrum in San Diego, CA."
PC looks at the attached picture, it shows Shini and Mord shaking hands with one another and smiling as if coming to a satisfying agreement. PC’s eyes narrow as she looks the pic over. PC reads more.....
"On 1.03.2004 at 0500 hours, Shinitenshi was spotted at his home opening his door to ShawnManX, member of the Topless Gamer Alliance. ShawnManX was carrying what seemed like a heavy package. Contents of the package were never infiltrated."
PC looks at the next picture and sees ShawnMan coming into Shini’s house. She puts the picture down and looks up at Gonissa.
Protosschick: Great!! Just great!!! At a time like this we have a traitor?? And from somebody that was on my homies list too!! :(
Gonissa walks closer to PC’s desk and plants her finger on another picture.
Gonissa: Take a look at this filth!!
Protosschick looks down at the paper and the pic. She reads what the paper says.....
"On 1.09.2004 at 1400 hours, Shinitenshi is shown gaming topless inside his home."
PC’s angry look is filled with disgust. She moves all the other pictures aside and picks up the one Gonissa pointed at. She is shocked! Shinitenshi is gaming without a shirt on!! PC leaps up from her seat.
Protosschick: The NERVE HE HAS TO GAME--TOPLESS!!! I am disgusted!!! I AM—
Gonissa: Appalled?
Protosschick: Yes!! APPALLED!!! :mad: It’s time Gonissa. Gather the GGA!! We’re having a meeting at 2000 hours in the conference room! Shinitenshi will regret this mistake.....Big time.
And with that, PC walks out of her desk area with the picture of Shini gaming topless. She takes Gonissa’s knife and tosses the picture in the air and the knife straight at it causing it to be pinned against the wall.
Protosschick: Traitors will never prosper.
Says PC angrily but quietly. She exits her office very upset at the news. Gonissa whips out her cell phone and calls Scorch. It rings and she hears him pick-up.
"Yeah?
Gonissa: Scorch.
"Yeah who’s this?"
Gonissa: It’s me Gonissa.
"Oh....Why are you calling me just Scorch? You remember what I liked to be called."
Gonissa rolls her eyes.
Gonissa: Scorch there is no time for this!! I have a task for you!! I want you—
"I am not listening.....How can I listen if I do not hear my rightfully earned name...??"
Gonissa takes in a deep annoyed breath.
Gonissa: Whatever Scorch!!
"Huh? Who’s Scorch?"
Gonissa: I swear Scorch! Do you want me to tell PC about this?? She’s not in one of her "jolly" moods like she usually is today.
"Okay fine. But can you call me it just once?"
Gonissa rolls her eyes again.
Gonissa: Fine. Commissar Scorch, I have a task for you, straight from PC herself.
"I will do my best to complete the appointed task at hand Lady Gonad—Err, Gonissa."
Gonissa: What did you say?!?!
"Nothing, I said that I would do the task or whatever, especially if it’s from PC herself."
Gonissa: No you didn’t! Okay you know what? Whatever—Scorch, I want you to gather up your officers and have them all come to the conference room at 2000 hours. PC has called a meeting.
"Yes mam. Will do. Commissar out."
*click*
They both hang up the phone. Gonissa sticks her phone in her pocket and walks over to the wall where her knife and the picture of Shinitenshi is. She takes her knife out of the wall and looks at Shinitenshi’s picture. She is so angry, he was her friend. And he betrayed all of them........
Gonissa: You did the wrong thing Shini. Now you’re gonna die!!
Protosschick99
03-30-2004, 2:43 AM
I apologize if I got anyone's personality wrong. :p I'm doing my best :) Wait until ya get a load of CH. 2!
I'll post that in two days, Or maybe tomorrow at midnight? Yeah! Tomorrow at midnight :D (Well technically that is two days, lolz.)
Anywayz, whattya ya'llz think? I'm adding everyone who was a part of the alliance's. I made sure to get a whole list down of everyone before the alliances died. If anyone wants in, PM me! :D
i want in! I want in!
after being shunned in the first two parts of duddits story, im desperately looking for some uber cool story action....
Protosschick99
03-30-2004, 5:13 AM
You're already in it :D Dun worry. I think you're in chapter two or three.....I should check :)
Duddits
03-30-2004, 5:36 AM
LADY GONAD!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!! Where's the rollin' smily at :D :D
*regains controll*
That was awsome PC! Scorch was great in it. Can't wait for chapter 2!
*waits impatiently; nagging every couple seconds*
Is it done yet?
Protosschick99
03-30-2004, 6:30 AM
Glad ya love it Duddits :D I got a great part for you too :p :)
Wait until ya'llz see what the TGA is up too--It's hilarious!
Carnage
03-30-2004, 6:53 AM
<Pictures Shinitenshi without a shirt and vomits uncontrollably>
Glares around the room, thinking who and where everyone will be after this is done...
"I have a bad feeling about this, PC... Very bad... I don't believe our lungs can take the extreme laughter..."
Geno then proceeds to slump in his chair, waiting for part 2... o.O
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
LXM-Designs
03-30-2004, 8:58 AM
Hahah, great stuff PC, 2 bad you and I don't know eachother that well :(
Ark-templarius
03-30-2004, 9:50 AM
... *sigh* Why me?
Mtank
03-30-2004, 10:47 AM
Why you?
"because...its tuesday!" -joker, superman comic (he was guest starring)
havnt you guessed? its because you often act mild and mature. Mature people are always the target.
Protosschick99
03-30-2004, 10:55 AM
Sorry Shini, I needed a name of someone who wasn't involved in any alliance and yours was the first one that popped in my head :)
Mtank
03-30-2004, 11:20 AM
ahh...it sounds so innocent...the "diss Shini" alliance is very, very secretive....
ShawnManX
03-30-2004, 11:49 AM
You are all just sooooo lucky that my computer broke the week we were doing that
because I was going to kidnap a volunteer and make them game topless and then you'd have to come save them, but by that time we'd make that perosn into a toplessly gaming cyborb, and it would be a big battle, and soooo many plans down the drain because my computer broke. Oh well, there's always next time.
Protosschick99
03-30-2004, 12:34 PM
LOLZ! Actually, I kinda added something like that into the story :D Oh btw ShawnMan, you are in chapter 2.
Chapter 2 and 3 are kinda slow though. I don't know what to title them. I'm still trying to decide where Chapter 4 starts........And I dunno where Chapter 5 will be, lolz.
Let's see....Who's in CH.2? *Thinks hard* lolz
Mordecai, ShawnManX, teh_spoon, Kaervek, Zykon, and I think In.Bred, Inuyasha, GhostOperative, and Jawa.
That's all I can remember off the top of my head. I even mention something about the wizard robe and hat joke :p It's so funny, I laugh everytime I read it :D lolz.
Hahah, great stuff PC, 2 bad you and I don't know eachother that well :(
Why's that? Do you want in it too? Just say the word and I'll add ya! :bigsmile:
LXM-Designs
03-30-2004, 12:57 PM
That'd be awesome :D
Duddits
03-30-2004, 1:59 PM
... *sigh* Why me?
-poke- Because you changed you name.
Mordecai2k
03-30-2004, 6:38 PM
Ah, the alliance stuff. Everyone was so worked up about it. I still have the TGA list saved somewhere on my computer, i'll dig it up when the time comes.
Man, I think the GGA secret area is still online, somewhere... It might still be in my favorites... o.O
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. WHen do I come in, and how stupid do I sound? o.O
You should add me in there. I was a member of the Non-Allied Alliance thingamig. We could be a neutral party.
ILLEGAL ARMS SALES TO BOTH SIDES!!! YEAH!!!!
yes...ender will specialise in the illegal trade of spam grnades and spam cannons...even a ban cannon or two...
o.O Ban cannon? Where?! *Ducks*
~Larry "Uh oh... Geno" Meyers
P.S. This ban cannon wasn't ever here. Got it? Good...
Battlecruiser
03-30-2004, 9:46 PM
... *sigh* Why me?
hey now fair. You changed your name.
Protosschick99
03-31-2004, 1:32 AM
In order to help everyone out--So that way they know who is on who's side--I have compiled a list of all the members of the TGA and the GGA. Here it is!
- = -GGA- = -
Protosschick99 (Founder of the GGA)
Skyline_VSpec-II (Website Founder)
Scorch
Gonissa
SupaManGuyDude
Shana Stonesmith
Modred
Stronghold
Crybaby1117
xFallen Cloverx
Mtankha
Subjukator
Dragon Master
wra|zyr
Tau-Invasion
Geno
Banana-Man
Captain Hair
Demon Child
Gorbet
Chaos
Duddits
Kamikaze_Chicken
TGA
Mordecai2k (Founder of the TGA)
Jawa
UndeadBastard
RogueRed2
ShawnManX
insuranceman
cole
Ordin-FrostBane
Phoenix/Carnage
Inuyasha
Werewolf91
GhostOperative
In.Bred
teh_spoon
ZykoN
Kaervek
DieHard88
JakobderLudner
drahcir9
If you are not on this list and you were a part of the TGA or the GGA, PM me or post in here. Oh and if you were never a part of the alliances but want to be in the story, just say that ya wanna be and pick who's side ya wanna be on or if ya wanna be neutral. Thanks a bunch! :D Anywayz, here is CH. 2!!
--CH. 2: The Plan--
**Meanwhile, Kaervek, ZykoN, and teh_spoon are at Mtankha’s house in secret**
Kaervek, being under strict orders by Mord, was commanded to t-p Mtank’s house and let him know that the TGA is and always will be the superior alliance. Kaervek, ZykoN, and teh_spoon jump out of their car dressed in black. Since ZykoN is the newb, he gets to carry the supplies.
Kaervek: Man.....You’d think Mord would give me regs to command instead of newbs....
Mutters Kaervek under his breath.
Kaervek creeps over to Mtank’s house and hides behind the bushes. He motions to spoon and ZykoN.
Kaervek: Comon you freak’n newbs!! Get your butts over here!!
He whispers fiercely.
teh_spoon: We’re com’n your majesty!! -_-
They both come running to Kaervek. But ZykoN seems to be struggling with the huge bag he’s got. He trips and falls on the front lawn dropping the bag and spilling the contents all over the lawn.
ZykoN: Ahhhh!!!!!!!
-*-BEEP-*-BEEP-*BEEP-*-
Mtankha’s front flood light shines directly onto ZykoN and his whole house alarm goes off. Kaervek curses up a storm at ZykoN.
Kaervek:#@$%&*!@!!!!#$%$#^&@
* * * * * *
**At the TGA base**
ShawnManX picks up the reciever and hears Kaervek’s voice come over the intercom.
”We were unsuccessful X! ZykoN here dropped the freak’n BAG!! Mission failed—I repeat—Mission failed!”
ShawnManX rolls his eyes and sighs. He presses the comm button to speak to Kaervek.
ShawnMan: Affirmative. Carry out plan G....
Shawn scratches his forehead in frustration and sets the communication device down. He bangs his hand on the table in front of him.
ShawnMan: DANGIT!!!
Mordecai looks at him from across the many tables and computers set up for war against the GGA. He motions at Shawn with a questioning look.
ShawnMan: Mission failed.
Mord clenches his hands into fists angrily. This is the 7th time that they have failed! Mordecai2k, leader and founder of the TGA strides over to ShawnManX.
Mordecai: What’s the status on team topless?
ShawnMan: They haven’t checked in yet.
Mordecai: Well call them up and find out!!
ShawnMan nods and picks up the receiver to contact team topless.
ShawnMan: This is X Calling Team Topless....Repeat, Team Topless—Do you copy?
* * * * * *
**Meanwhile.....GhostOperative, Jawa, Inuyasha, and In.Bred are following through with their mission**
GhostOperative hears his radio begin to receive static. He takes it off his belt and holds it up to his ear.
”....Team Topless—Do you copy?”
Ghost presses the comm button to speak back.
Ghost: This is GhostOperative, we copy X.
At this moment, Ghost motions with the wave of his hand at Inuyasha, Jawa, and In.Bred to come over and be quiet. Stealthily, (With it being nightfall and everything) they run over to Ghost as ShawnMan communicates with them.
”What’s your status on Operation ‘Naked Nexus’? Over.”
Ghost: We are in position and ready to commence action! Over.
”Excellent. Complete this mission and you all will be looking at a rank promotion. Fail the TGA and Mord here will take matters into his own hands. X out.”
All four TGA members sigh. Ghost presses the button again.
Ghost: I copy that X. Ghost out.
Ghost puts the radio back onto his belt. He looks over at Inu, Jawa, and Bred.
Ghost: Well boys, this is it. Let’s make TGA proud!
All three nod.
Jawa: Just one question Alpha Leader Sir.
Ghost: Yeah?
Jawa: What ever happened to our cool code names?
Ghost rolls his eyes, all night Jawa has been coming up with stupid code names calling him Alpha Leader or whatever.
Ghost: Just call me Ghost okay??
Inu: I like Smacking Dragon Sir!
Bred: Call me Squatting Bear Sir!
Jawa: And I’m Crotchless Tiger Alpha Leader Sir!
Ghost rolls his eyes and gives them all a “what the heck...?” :annoy: look. He pushes all three of them away from him.
Ghost: Just go already!!
Inu: Will do Alpha Leader Sir! Smacking Dragon out!
Inu aka Smacking Dragon salutes Ghost and sneaks away to his position. Ghost slaps his forehead in frustration. This was starting to get on his nerves. Bred and Jawa aka Squatting Bear and Crotchless Tiger approach Ghost and salute him.
Ghost: What?!
Bred: Squatting Bear—
Jawa: And Crotchless Tiger—
Bred: Ready for action Alpha Leader Sir!
Ghost: Did you not hear me when I said go already??
Both Jawa and Bred look at each other and smirk. They both look back and Ghost and nod.
Jawa: We heard you sir!
Bred: We are just waiting for orders Alpha Leader Sir!
Ghost: OMG JUST LEAVE!! GO! GO DO WHAT WE WERE TOLD TO DO!!
Both Bred and Jawa nod and salute.
Bred: Yes Sir! Alpha Leader Sir! Squatting Bear out!
Inu: As you wish Alpha Leader Sir! Crotchless Tiger out!
Bred and Inu take off running. Ghost sighs.
Ghost: Why oh why did they give me regs that act like newbs to lead??
Mutters Ghost. Ghost takes his sniper rifle off his back and looks through the scope. He is lying on the floor surrounded by bushes so as to conceal his location. As he looks through his scope he notices something......It’s Skyline_VSpec-II himself!
Ghost smiles mischievously, this is going better than he thought it would. Camping outside his house to steal two of his Skylines and even Skyline himself would be perfect.
Crotchless tiger?! Haha... Oh man, that's grand... I can't wait to see what the funny in part 3 is...
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
LXM-Designs
03-31-2004, 9:00 AM
Lol, Squatting Bear? Crotchless Tiger? Smacking Dragon? LOL, how do you come up with this stuff? Great stuff ! xD
Mtank
03-31-2004, 11:07 AM
please tell me i have a sizable role later....
*prays*
Protosschick99
03-31-2004, 12:54 PM
Of course, I haven't even mentioned everybody yet. I just barely added another group of ppl in CH. 3. As a matter of fact, I should post CH. 3 now....I kinda got in trouble this morning and I'm moving out of my room. My mom left to go on errands right now and she's very angry with me. She said that if I don't get everything together he's gonna come in and throw all my stuff away :(
But anywayz, I'll post Ch.3 now! *Rummages through hard disk files*
Protosschick99
03-31-2004, 1:35 PM
--CH. 3: Just Chill'n--
**At the GGA Headquarters in a secret location; Gonissa’s office**
Gonissa sits at her computer and types in a message. That message would go straight to the GGA super computer’s scrolling marquee all throughout the GGA Headquarters.
”Attention Staff and Members! PC has requested a meeting with everyone in the conference room at 2000 hours! Your presence is required—Thank you.”
Gonissa leans back in her chair and reads the message over. She is pleased with what she wrote and presses enter. The electronic scrolling marquee in her office above her door begins to display the message.
* * * * * *
**Meanwhile, a few of Protosschick’s officers: Shana Stonesmith, Stronghold, Subjukator, and Crybaby1117 converse in the war room**
Sub: Hey did you guys hear about what the TGA tried to do at Mtankha’s house tonight?
Shana: What did those crackheads do now?
Crybaby laughs, she already knows.
Crybaby: Heh, yeah I heard about that incident. Banana-Man told me.
Stronghold: What happened?
Sub: They tried to TP and vandalize his house!! But one of their newb members ruined it somehow.
Shana: Naw aw? Really??
Shana, Stronghold, Crybaby, and Sub start laughing.
Stronghold: What a bunch of idiots!!
Sub: And Kaervek led the whole operation.
Crybaby and Shana roll their eyes.
Crybaby: I dunno about you guys....But for some reason the TGA has been hitt’n up the GGA officers....Which is us!
Shana: Aww crap!!
Stronghold: Hey I’m not worried.
Sub: Ladies ladies.....No need to worry. Subjukator is here. ;)
At this point Scorch walks by. He interrupts their conversation.
Scorch: Sub, what we need is dedicated members--not a flirtatious ladies man. Straighten up!
Everyone smiles at Scorch. Sub knows he was just kidding so he grins. He feels so complimented.
Crybaby: Flirtatious eh? That sounds funny coming from you—What’s up w/ you and PC? Huh Scorchy??
Scorch feels his collar go tight. Crybaby crosses her arms and looks at him intently. Sub, Shana, and Stronghold all turn to look at him too. Since Scorch outranks them all, he gives them orders to be as they were before he came.
Scorch: As you were!
And with that he turns and leaves. Everyone looks at each other with knowing smirks and snickers. Except for Stronghold, he’s got no idea what’s goin’ on.
Stronghold: What was that all about?
Crybaby: You don’t know? Scorch and PC flirt all the time!
Shana: I know, it’s so obvious.
Sub: You haven’t noticed Stronghold?
Stronghold looks at everyone embarrassed....He hadn’t figured it out—But then again, he hasn’t been around PC and Scorch long enough.
Stronghold: Oh.....Well umm, no.
Sub claps him on the back.
Sub: Hey it’s cool. You’re still new. Just watch them for a while.
Crybaby and Shana nod and smile knowingly.
* * * * * *
**Meanwhile in Wra|zyr’s office**
Wra|zyr sits at his computer desk with his dinner. Both Geno and PC were busy so he was eating dinner alone today. As he takes the lid of the plastic bowl of pasta, he notices the electronic scrolling marquee has changed. He reads the blue writing as it scrolls by.
Wra|zyr: Hey there’s a meeting tonight....No wonder PC’s so busy.
He shrugs his shoulders and stands from his desk. He picks up his bowl and heads over to the GGA Kitchen. On his way over there he sees SupaManGuyDude. Supa nods in Wra|zyr’s direction.
Supa: Hey Wra|z! Did ya hear about the meeting going down tonight?
Wra|zyr smiles and nods back while holding his pasta bowl.
Wra|zyr: Yeah, I just noticed that a few minutes ago.
Supa: Any idea what’s goin’ on? It seems pretty top secret or something.
Wra|zyr: Naw, I haven’t heard anything from PC except the fact that she’s busy.
Supa: Well alright. I’ll catch you at the meeting later okay wra|z??
Wra|zyr nods again.
Wra|zyr: Yeah sure—Later.
Supa turns and leaves to his cubicle and wra|zyr heads down to the kitchen. Once he opens the door, he finds Modred there warming up his food as well. As soon as wra|zyr opens the door, Modred looks over from the microwave to see who it is. He smiles when he sees it’s wra|zyr. He nods his head.
Modred: Hi wra|zyr—Eating your dinner alone too?
Wra|zyr nods.
Wra|zyr: Yeah, Geno and PC are busy, so I was just gonna have a quiet dinner in my office.
Modred: Mind if I join you?
Wra|zyr’s face lights up.
Wra|zyr: Sure why not?? We’re hav’n a meeting in a few hours anyway.
The microwave beeps and Modred takes out his food. Wra|zyr smells fried chicken and mash potatoes—It smells good.
Wra|zyr: Hey—that smells good.
Modred nods approvingly.
Modred: It is good—It’s KFC.
Wra|zyr walks to the microwave and sticks his bowl of pasta inside. He punches in “Dinner Plate” and the microwave zaps to life. Wra|zyr leans against the microwave hutch with his arms crossed and looks in Modred’s direction.
Wra|zyr: So how is the training with those newbs coming along?
Modred sighs, PC put him in charge of training the new GGA members and so far it was not going all that great.
Modred: One of them quit today....
Wra|zyr: Who??
Modred: I dunno, some n00b.
Wra|zyr gives Modred a sarcastic grin.
Wra|zyr: Well that really narrows it down!
Modred shakes his head trying to convince Wra|zyr.
Modred: I’m serious! I have no idea. All I know is that they couldn’t take the heat from Chaos. According to my sources.....He put on his wizard robe and hat in front of them and they freaked out and left. I don’t blame ‘em really. If Chaos put on his wizard robe and hat in front of me I’d run too!
Wra|zyr starts laughing insanely at the words ‘wizard robe and hat’.
Wra|zyr: That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!
*Beep! Beep! Beep!*
The microwave beeps as it finishes heating up Wra|zyr’s pasta.
Modred:According to Chaos, if you can’t take that then you don’t belong in the GGA.
Wra|zyr: Thank God we got in before Chaos was in charge of training newbs as well!
Modred: Tell me about it.....
Protosschick99
03-31-2004, 1:47 PM
Here's CH. 4. I have a feeling that I'll be away from the comp for a while, so...Until I get back, amuse yourselves with this one :D
--CH. 4: Victory!--
**Meanwhile....Inside Scorch’s office**
Scorch takes out his unfinished Warhammer 40k Space Marine mini’s from his desk drawer. He starts to paint them in a very detailed manner when Protosschick bursts into the room and shuts the door cautiously.
Scorch looks up from his work and smiles at PC’s presence. She frowns as soon as she sees what he’s doing. Putting her hands on her hips, she scolds him.
Protosschick: Oh my gosh, you’re still wasting your money on those stupid mini’s??
Scorch blushes and puts them away. He stands to his feet and moves around his desk over to Protosschick.
Scorch: If you don’t like it, just say the word and I’ll get rid of ‘em.
He says with sincerity. PC shakes her head.
Protosschick: Don’t get rid of ‘them cuz I tell you to. Get rid of them because they are a waste of money!
Scorch crosses his arms and grins.
Scorch: Is this what you came in my office for? To scold me about my mini’s?
Protosschick bites her lip in embarrassment. She smiles sheepishly and answers back.
Protosschick: No.....I uhh....*She sighs* Have you heard what ppl have been saying about us?
Scorch nods.
Scorch: Yeah, does that bother you?
Protosschick: *While looking down at the ground* Umm.....I dunno. I’m just...concerned is all. What if they find out about us?
Scorch moves closer to PC, takes her hand, and leads her to a chair. She sits down and looks at him while he kneels on one knee on the floor in front of her.
Scorch: I’m not too big on letting everyone know, but if they find out, then they find out.
Protosschick: You know that we already have enough drama as it is.....More tension about us would just add to our troubles.
Scorch nods.
Scorch: I know what ya mean Darlin’...I guess that means that we need to be more careful.
Says Scorch with a wink. He gives PC’s hand a gentle squeeze and kisses her on the cheek.
Scorch: Don’t you have a meeting to get ready for?
Protosschick nods.
Protosschick: Yeah.....I guess I should go get ready...*She stands to her feet—Scorch stands up as well* I’ll see you at the meeting okay sweetie?
Scorch nods as PC smiles sweetly at him. She reaches over to hug him. He hugs her back and then they both exchange a kiss. PC turns to leave and closes the door behind her.
* * * * * *
**Right Outside Scorch’s Office**
As Protosschick turns around to leave for her office, she bumps into DemonChild. Without seeing who they both bumped into, they both exchange apologies when all of a sudden, DC recognizes PC. Taken aback, PC jumps backwards surprised.
Protosschick: Uhh.....My bad DC.....I didn’t see you there.
DC looks at the name on the door that PC just came out of and reads it. She smirks and gives PC a humorous look.
DC: Paying Scorch a visit PC?
Protosschick’s hands begin to shake with nervousness which she covers up by shoving them under her arms.
Protosschick: As a matter of fact yes, I was. I was telling him about meeting times and such.
DC smirks and chuckles to herself. She leans against the wall and crosses her arms.
DC: Sure PC.....And I’ve taken a vow of poverty and chastity and have converted to become a nun.
Protosschick tries to laugh casually. She starts walking to her office and says—
Protosschick: Okay whatever, think what you want DC. I’m going to my office.
And with that PC leaves DC standing by herself. DC looks at Scorch’s office door again.
DC: Meeting times eh...? Heh.
Mutters DC.
* * * * * *
**Jawa and In.Bred kneel in their position surrounding Skyline’s house**
Bred: Man why do we gotta be the streakers??
Complains In.Bred while he and Jawa take their clothes off.
Jawa: We are the diversions so Alpha Leader and Inuyasha—I mean, Smacking Dragon can steal Skyline’s Skyline!
In.Bred throws his shirt in the bag that they brought.
Bred: Whatever.....Just don’t look at me okay??
Jawa: Why the heck would I wanna look at you while we’re naked??
Jawa takes off his belt and sticks it inside the bag.
Bred: Well ya never know!
Jawa throws Bred a dirty look.
Jawa: Whatever, just don't trip on my schlong okay?
Says Jawa mockingly.
Bred: What schlong?
Jawa: *Smacks In.Bred in the head* Shut up! Look, hurry up and take your clothes off! We got some streak’n to do!!
Bred: *Rubs the back of his head* Yeah yeah, sure sure. Whatever.
And with that they both remove all their clothing and crouch in the bushes. Jawa signals at Ghost and Ghost signals back. Jawa nods at In.Bred and holds up his hand.
Jawa: One....*Holds up one finger*.....Two...*Puts a second one up*.....Three!
Both Jawa and In.Bred run to Skyline’s front door and bang on it. When they hear his foot steps they take off running and they knock over his trash cans while they are at it. Skyline hears the racket and runs outside. All he sees are two white butts running away as fast as they can. It is disgusting because of how much they jiggle everywhere. Skyline holds up his hand to shield his eyes.
Skyline: OH DEAR GOD!!!!!”
Screams Skyline. As he is blinded by the whiteness of both gluteus’s, Ghost throws a bag over Skyline and knocks him out with one quick blow with the butt of his rifle. Skyline falls to the floor unconscious.
Ghost grins.
Ghost: VICTORY!!! We did it!!
Ghost does an irish jig before getting on his comlink radio.
Ghost: This is Ghost, Inuyasha do you copy?
* * * *
Inuyasha aka Smacking Dragon is busy trying to get inside the car. He has a soldering iron and is trying to “hot wire” it by soldering a wire to the key hole of the door.
All of a sudden, he hears his comm radio begin to give off static.
”I repeat, this is Ghost, Inuyasha do you copy??”
Inuyasha takes the radio off his belt and presses the button.
Inu: Did you forget my name Alpha leader? It’s Smacking Dragon!
”No I did not forget you imbecile!! What’s your status on the vehicle??”
Inuyasha looks at his work and frowns. For some reason, the hot wiring isn’t working. He presses the button again and speaks into it.
Inuyasha: I’m not sure sir! I keep making the wire hot with the soldering iron on the door but nothing’s happening!!
* * * *
”... but nothing is happening!!”
Ghost smacks his forehead out of frustration. He presses his comm button provoked at Inuyasha’s stupidity.
Ghost: No NO NO!! MUST I COME OVER THERE AND DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!?!
Shouts Ghost into the reciever.
* * * *
Inuyasha pulls the radio away from his ear. He doesn’t understand why Alpha Leader is so angry—He’s doing his best.
”I’m coming over there Inuyasha, get Jawa and Bred on the radio, let them know what happened.”
Inuyasha presses the comm button and says—
Inu: Yes sir Alpha Leader sir! Smacking Dragon out!
Wewt! I have dinner with PC! Meh... As long as Scorch doesn't kill me, I'm good ^.^
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
Protosschick99
04-01-2004, 1:36 AM
lolz, he won't kill ya :p
I'm writing CH. 5 tonight, hopefully I'll be able to post it after I get home from work :)
ShawnManX
04-01-2004, 4:25 AM
Sorry, I havn't been on, and probly won't be for a while because it's finally nice outside, last night I slept on a hill overlooking the highway for some odd reason, it was that warm, like +17 at night.
lolz, he won't kill ya :p
I'm writing CH. 5 tonight, hopefully I'll be able to post it after I get home from work :)
Wewt! Where do you work? And then, how much do you make? Hehe... You all know where I work (Olive Garden for all of you newbies or people that don't read my other posts. I also make 7.00 an hour ;)), but I like to find out where our forumers work. I'm kind of doing a little research on forums I visit, so I can figure out something for a long term project. What it is, are 'What are most forumers doing with their lives other than searching forums?' which is actually interesting. RP'ers are another part of it, which is why I asked a few questions there. Anyways, yea... Post when you can, I can't wait! Oh, and is that the only part I'm in? o.O *Eats alone with PC* and then I'm mentioned again later... o.O Weird... Then again, I do kind of tend to hide in shadows, so no worries ;)
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
Protosschick99
04-02-2004, 1:57 PM
I work at Taco Bell actually. I make $7.25 an hour :D I work mostly evenings (Thurs., Fri., & Sat.) And any other days they assign me to have. I work in either the Drive-Thru or the front counter. (I'll PM ya with the details of what I do regularly :D)
But anywayz, I better start working on that Alliance story :p
I work at Taco Bell actually. I make $7.25 an hour :D I work mostly evenings (Thurs., Fri., & Sat.) And any other days they assign me to have. I work in either the Drive-Thru or the front counter. (I'll PM ya with the details of what I do regularly :D)
But anywayz, I better start working on that Alliance story :p
Wewt! Tacos! Send me a few taco, and I'll send you a few pieces of our 'Black Tie' Cake... It's the shizzle my nizzle (fo dizzle? Pa snizzle!) and all... Food trade!
But yea, I can't wait to see more of this story! This is great! :)
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
Duddits
04-02-2004, 4:28 PM
Shizzle... that's all I understood.
I work in the underground DVD and CD market, which has many ties with the drug trade.
Well, not really but really. I also work at a local business.
Protosschick99
04-04-2004, 5:32 AM
Okay ya'llz, I just wanted to let ya know that I have not forgotten nor neglected the Alliance story. I've just been extremely busy with work and church and life :p
Every chance I get I sit down and write/type up more stuff. When I'm on my break at work, I get out my notebook and just write out things. (Which I type up later.) I've already got chapter five done but not typed out. Hopefully I'll be able to post it tomorrow.
I just thought I'd update ya'llz :D
Mordecai2k
04-04-2004, 10:47 AM
i don't like taco bell. i don't like authentic mexiacan food either. the last time i had a burrito i hurled. ^_^
Protosschick99
04-05-2004, 4:37 PM
Go to PG 6 for CH. 5
That's awesome...Barbies...
SoulreaverELITE
04-05-2004, 6:26 PM
Am I ever going to be let in on this? I joined the GGA on BF, check my profile there if you don't believe me. Very interesting story by the way PC. ;)
Protosschick99
04-05-2004, 8:11 PM
Sorry ya'llz, I was gonna post last night, but my mom came out and saw me on and I got in trouble (Cuz it was so late my time [3:00 a.m.]).
Which is why I never posted last night. So sadly, I'm gonna have less time on here :( She said that I am "no longer allowed to go on this computer" :(
I'll see what I can work out. Anywayz--More is coming! :D
Take your time... This is classic... I love the Barbie and Britney references... Those are great... And what's better, is you got me and Duddits hanging together... That's perfect... He's like the drunkard, and I'm like the designated driver... o.O
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
Duddits
04-06-2004, 10:35 PM
Drunkard?!
Drunkard?!
*Nods* Look at your sig. You tell me what else would fit ;)
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. I'm eagerly anticipating the next installment... But I won't be able to get it until about 10:00... I'm going out tonight to (Finally) see The Passion... Took long enough, but it'll be worth it...
Duddits
04-07-2004, 3:20 PM
I could have been a Drunkard Zealot... BTW, I'm gonna change my sig pretty soon. I have been messin' round with my new C4D now.
Mordecai2k
04-07-2004, 4:20 PM
Why is your mom so mean protosschick? She seems really strict...
Protosschick99
04-12-2004, 5:59 PM
Cuz she can be. :p
That's okay though--I'm grateful towards her :D If it wasn't for her strictness, I'd be a repulsive little brat :p lolz
Cuz she can be. :p
That's okay though--I'm grateful towards her :D If it wasn't for her strictness, I'd be a repulsive little brat :p lolz
Geno wonders how much longer until PC can get the next episode up? o.O
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
ShawnManX
04-13-2004, 4:39 PM
/me wonders the exact same thing.
Protosschick99
04-14-2004, 1:31 AM
I'm typing it out tonight and tomorrow--It'll be up soon! :D
I'm typing it out tonight and tomorrow--It'll be up soon! :D
/me pouts, because he wants it now... x.x
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
Protosschick99
05-26-2004, 2:51 AM
Okay, just wanted to let ya'llz know that the "TGA vs. GGA" has not died yet! I am still writing it every day! I just need to post it is all :D
So, just thought I'd update ya'llz :)
Ender
05-26-2004, 12:41 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!
Protosschick99
05-28-2004, 5:00 PM
I've had the next chapter finished for a long time.....I just need to plug in my laptop and save it onto my A drive.
But, it's kinda difficult when the power in my house keeps going out on one side and has been out on one side for almost a month now!! >.<
RogueRed2
05-28-2004, 5:29 PM
woohoo I play barbies!
/me goes on playing with Ken and Barbie
Protosschick99
06-09-2004, 2:49 AM
Omg everyone, I just realized that I messed up with my story!! :( I'm deleting chapter five and I'm gonna post it all over again. Here is the REAL chapter five:
--CH. 5: A New Prisoner--
**At the GGA Base in a secret location; Protosschick’s office**
PC comes into her office to grab her jacket. She is joining Geno and Duddits for dinner tonight. On her desk is a note. That’s strange....She thinks.
Moving closer to her desk, she picks it up and reads it. It’s from Shinitenshi!!
”Dear Protosschick,
I’m leaving the GGA. I cannot explain why but I must. I apologize for leaving you hanging like this. Please forgive me. I hope that you have a great many years after this war with the TGA is over. Good luck and goodbye.
-Shini”
PC squeezes the letter tightly in her hands. She is very angry.
Protosschick: So you’ve gone on over huh? Two can play at that game boy!!
Protosschick hurries out of her office over to where Geno and Duddits are waiting for her.
**At the TGA Base in a secret location; Phoenix's Quarter's; half an hour later**
”I’m a slaaaaaaaaave—For you! ”
Phoenix lip sings with a hair brush and dances to a popular Britney Spears song. At this point, Werewolf91 walks in on Phoenix and gives him a look of disgust.
Werewolf: OMG!! What are you doing Phoenix?!?!
Shocked that Werewolf has walked in on him singing and dancing, Phoenix turns beet red and shuts his Stereo off quickly. He looks at the hairbrush in his hand and throws it away from him as if he had nothing at all.
Phoenix: Umm.....Uhhh.....Errr....Nothing! Why?
Werewolf looks at him in disbelief.
Werewolf: Mordecai told me to come and get you. Comon--We have a new prisoner.
Phoenix grins. A new person to torture.
Phoenix: A new one eh?? Who is it??
Werewolf shrugs.
Werewolf: I dunno, someone important I imagine.
Werewolf wasn't what he seemed. Really, he was a secret spy for the GGA and the only reason he was sticking around was to go tell Pchick and all the officers who it was that the TGA had kidnapped. Inside, Werewolf was trembling. If he didn't do something quick the prisoner would be forced to do things unimaginable--Such as gaming.....topless......Werewolf shuddered at the thought of it.
Both Phoenix and Werewolf stride down the halls. Werewolf turns to Phoenix and says--
Werewolf: Hold on, Mordecai told me to get RogueRed2, and Diehard88 together as well.
Phoenix nods as Werewolf opens the door of RogueRed's room. He doesn't bother knocking, he has never felt the need to. Everyone yells at him for that but he doesn't care--He doesn't like them......They game topless......
As Werewolf and Phoenix step inside, the lights are all off and RogueRed is sitting on the floor with two small items. As they get closer they see that RogueRed is playing with two dolls--Barbie and Ken. Sadly, he hasn't heard Werewolf and Phoenix walk in on him.
RogueRed: *Mimics Ken's voice* No Barbie you cannot leave me! *Mimics Barbie's voice* I have to leave you. We've been together so long and I'm getting tired of looking at you! *Mimics Ken's voice* What must I do to have you stay with me?!? *Mimics Barbie's voice* Nothing! I am leaving you! I have found someone else anyway--He is a boogie boarder from Australia named Blaine ;) *Makes Barbie walk away from Ken and then mimics Ken's voice* Noooooo!!!!! Not for a dang Aussie!!!
Werewolf and Phoenix flip the lights on. RogueRed freezes and looks at them both.
Werewolf: Ahem.
Phoenix starts busting up laughing. RogueRed darts his eyes quickly about the room and clutches both Barbie and Ken close to him. Werewolf is smirking and is trying so hard not to laugh--But he has too!
Phoenix: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLZ! What the heck are you doing Rogue?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLOL OMG UR teh sU(Kz0rrz!!!
Werewolf is laughing so hard that he is clutching his side.
Werewolf: OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You’re playing with BARBIE’S!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1 LOL!!!!!!!
RogueRed stands to his feet still holding onto Barbie and Ken. He looks at them both smugly.
RogueRed: Barbie is a the name of the girl—Not a stereotype for all dolls. Ken is the guy.
Werewolf and Phoenix look at RogueRed like he’s an idiot. Phoenix holds his stomach, it hurts from all this laughing. He nudges Werewolf in the side.
Phoenix: He’s telling us the names—Omg!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!
Werewolf: Where’s Blaine huh Rogue??
RogueRed: He hasn’t come out on the market yet, Matell is still designing him.
Werewolf and Phoenix look at RogueRed again—This is sooo black mail material. After wiping their eyes, Werewolf straightens up.
Werewolf: Okay look—Mordecai told me to come and get you. We have a new GGA prisoner. Comon.
RogueRed nods and tries to hide his embarrassment. He follows both Werewolf and Phoenix when Werewolf stops, turns around to face Rogue and says—
Werewolf: Leave the dolls here Rogue. You’ll be mocked endlessly over those stupid things.
RogueRed: Fine—But if you say anything about this to anyone—I’ll come looking for you!
Phoenix rolls his eyes.
Phoenix: What are you gonna do Red? Run us over in Barbie’s convertible?? LOLZ!!
Werewolf and Phoenix start laughing again. RogueRed becomes angry and smacks Phoenix upside his head.
Phoenix: Owww....*Rubs back of his head*
Werewolf: Serves you right Phoenix.
Phoenix looks over at Werewolf, he was laughing too! How come he didn’t get smacked? RogueRed puts both dolls on his desk and joins Werewolf and Phoenix.
RogueRed: Okay let’s get going. I don’t wanna keep Mordy waiting.
Werewolf nods.
Werewolf: We have one more stop to make.
RogueRed: Where’s that?
Phoenix: DieHard88’s quarters.
After a few minutes, All three get to DieHard’s quarter’s. This time Werewolf bangs on the door loudly. He doesn’t wanna know what DieHard does behind closed doors.
DieHard answers within a few seconds topless of course.
DieHard: Whattya want Wolf?
Werewolf: Mord told me to come and get ya. We have a new prisoner. Get a shirt on and let’s go.
DieHard: Fine.
DieHard closes the door. When he opens it again he’s fully dressed in his TGA uniform.
Werewolf: Okay let’s go.
All four TGA members head down to the TGA torture room.
Chapter Six!
--Ch. 6: Dinner and a Moment--
**Meanwhile; At the TGA Base in a secret Location; Mordecai2k’s office**
Mordecai has just received word that Team Topless was successful and they even captured Skyline himself. Mord, Shawn, and Mord’s assisstant insuranceman are inside Mordecai’s office.
Mordecai: *Evil laughter* Muhwahahahahahaha!! Finally! We have succeeded in our fight against the GGA!!
ShawnManX and insuranceman look at Mordecai as if he was stupid.
insuranceman: Uhh....Pardon me sir, but all we did was kidnap a member of the GGA. We haven’t exactly won yet.
Mord stops laughing and turns to insuranceman sharply.
Mordecai: Just let me have my moment okay??
ShawnX steps forward.
ShawnMan: Mordecai, we should go to the prisoner.
Mord smiles maliciously.
Mordecai: Ahh yes.....That ski linear....err—ski line—
ShawnMan: Skyline?
Mordecai: Yes!! That is what I meant—And do not interrupt me while I am speaking!
Shawn rolls his eyes. "Whatever..." He thinks.
ShawnX, insuranceman, and Mord stand there a few seconds in silence. Mord crosses his arms impatiently. He looks at the two disgruntled.
Mordecai: Well?? Aren’t you going to take me to that sky linear guy?
insuranceman sighs.
insuranceman: Yes...Let Shawn and I take you to Skyline.
* * * *
Skyline’s eyes flutter open quickly. As he comes to his senses, he sees four people standing near him. He tries to stand, but he finds out the he can’t. His feet and wrists are bound together, along with some duct tape covering his mouth.
His head is throbbing from where he was struck. Then it hits him—The TGA is behind this!! :mad:
Angrily, he looks at his captors who are talking amongst themselves. Skyline looks about the room that he is in and looks for a means to escape. There are no windows. Only a few air conditioning vents. He notices a table full of networked computers and one desk with a "special" computer it seemed.
There was a strange chair with metal clasps and chains were connected to the desk.
Since he was silent, his captors had no idea he was awake....Until GhostOperative saw him.
Ghost motions with his hand at Inuyasha, In.Bred, and Jawa.
**GGA Headquarters in a secret location; Protosschick’s Private Dining Quarter’s**
Protosschick has sat down to have dinner with Geno and Duddits. They are her best conspirator’s when it comes to planning things against the TGA. Though Duddits is no officer, PC likes to keep him close to her. He’s an excellent source of advice when it comes to tactics against those in the TGA.
PC swallows some of her salad. She reaches for her glass, takes a sip, and sets it down. She looks at both Geno and Duddits with a seriousness that they have never seen before. After wiping her mouth with her napkin, she address them both.
Protosschick: I have you two here for a reason.
They both nod.
Protosschick: I’m going to let you two know about something that is very important and crucial to the GGA. You both know that I always come to you two whenever we must plan some type of attack against the TGA. Well, I need your input.
Gonissa has informed me and has provided excellent evidence that Shinitenshi has indeed turned on us and has gone over to the TGA. He has been in with them for a few months now. He has just recently disappeared leaving a note behind which was sent to my desk. Here—
Protosschick hands the note to Geno. He reads it and passes it over to Duddits. Duddits reads it as well and shakes his head. He liked Shinitenshi, and knowing how PC and Gonissa are, they’ll never let it go until he is completely and utterly destroyed as a person.
Geno: What do you want us to do PC?
Asks Geno. Duddits agrees and joins in.
Duddits: Yeah, what kind of plan do you want? How bad do you want to get Shinitenshi back?
PC crosses her arms.
Protosschick: That’s the thing—I don’t want him back. I want him dead. He’ll serve as an example to those who have had thoughts of turning to the TGA.
Geno and Duddits exchange shocked glances.
Duddits: Shouldn’t he get a fair trial first?
Geno: Yeah, like.....Maybe we should capture him first, bring him back here, and make him stand trial for crimes against the GGA.
Protosschick: Stand trial?? For what??!! We already know his crimes!! It’s already been proven! Having a trial would just give him hope. And hope is not what we want to give him.
Geno: Dang PC, what happened to you? Have a heart. If you’re gonna do anything, go capture him, but make a huge covert op out of it causing some serious damage to the TGA base.
Duddits: How about we capture him and incarcerate him for life?
PC grumbles. She’s not gonna win this fight......Maybe she was a little hasty in saying that she was gonna kill Shini. PC sighs.
Protosschick: Okay fine. Let’s do that instead.
Geno: Incarcerate him?
Protosschick: Yeah. It’ll be better that way.
Geno and Duddits smile. They were kinda shocked there for a minute.
Duddits: Alright PC, give Geno and I a few hours and we’ll have something concocted before the meeting.
PC smiles.
Protosschick: Okay no problem :) Oh by the wa—
PC is cut off by the ring of her cell phone.
Protosschick: One moment please.....
She smiles at them politely and digs her phone out of her pocket. After fishing around, she pulls it out and answers.
Protosschick: Hello?
"Hello is this Protosschick?"
Protosschick: Yeah, who’s this?
"Oh you don’t know me, but I found your number in a bathroom stall—"
PC’s eyes go wide with surprise.
Protosschick: WHAT?!
Duddits and Geno look at PC wondering what’s going on.
"Ummm....Yeah—Look, I’m looking for a good time and from what I hear, that’s what your business is. What time is good for you? I’m a very generous spender, you can pick whatever place you want. I’ll pay for everything!"
Protosschick: Where the HECK did you get this number from again?!?![/I]
"A bathroom stall. It says that you’re the best one. And some dude named Mordecai2k recommends you."
Protosschick: Okay look—I don’t have sex with strangers and I am definitely NOT a hooker! Go take your money elsewhere and don’t call this number AGAIN!!!!
Shouts PC into her phone. Geno and Duddits look over at PC surprised. This is one of those moments where you don’t know whether to laugh or feel disgusted.
Geno: Who was that?
PC rolls her eyes angrily.
Protosschick: Apparently the TGA is writing my cell number down inside bathroom stalls telling ppl to call me for sex!! And Mordecai2k recommends me! I’M NO HOOKER!!—The nerve he has!! :mad: That’s it!! They all are gonna get TP’d, egged, silly stringed, water balooned, and they are gonna get a strong laxative shoved down their throats!! The TGA is goin’ down!!
UndeadBastard
06-09-2004, 5:55 AM
Kekekekkekekek, good stuff. :D
Mordecai2k
06-09-2004, 12:11 PM
ProtossChick89 is good for sex, she is a hooker. Hi pchick :)
Protosschick99
06-09-2004, 2:38 PM
Glad you peeps like it :p
And Ender, you start off CH. 7 :D I'm waiting for more reads though. I'll post CH. 7 Tonight :)
O Total Swtness! All Of You, Fear My 1337ness!
Whiteknight
06-09-2004, 5:01 PM
Hehe. Funny stuff.
*Cough* Now what was that number again? ;)
UndeadBastard
06-09-2004, 5:18 PM
I havent seen myself in action yet. =/
Wheee! I'm the trustworthy one! Duddits, let's go get you drunk, and then you and I can come up with that award winning plan... I mean, C'mon, PC... Duddits is drunk 90% of the time or more... Who's plans are they now? Really? :p
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. No offense to Duddits, but it's just that habbit he can't hide ;)
Mordecai2k
06-09-2004, 5:31 PM
I havent seen myself in action yet. =/
UDB = 8=======D~~~~~~((~)) = Pretty Lady
k thanks.
UndeadBastard
06-09-2004, 5:47 PM
Hi Mord, <3 UNF UNF
Kekekekekkek.....
Protosschick99
06-09-2004, 7:02 PM
I havent seen myself in action yet. =/
You're time is com'n UB! Trust me, it's kinda hard to keep adding ppl cuz there are a whole lot of ppl that I haven't added yet :p
You're in it though, dun trip :D
UndeadBastard
06-09-2004, 7:25 PM
Now I feel like I forced myslef in it. =/
^_^
Protosschick99
06-09-2004, 10:20 PM
Well, here's CH. 7 ya'llz! :D
--Ch. 7 : Rip off--
**Meanwhile; Inside a dark alley; The TGA/GGA weapons supplier plans to meet another client...**
EnderWiggin looks around the dark alley for anybody out of place. He clutches the suitcase close to him and quietly makes his way down to the dumpster to the left of him. After a few minutes, he hears footsteps coming out of the shadows.
He whistles the secret tune, the TGA theme song taken from "Du Hast". The tune is whistled back. It’s them.
EnderWiggin meets his client with a smile.
"You got the goods? Asks the TGA member.
Ender: Don’t I always? You got the money?
The TGA member nods.
"As usual. Show me yours first."
EnderWiggin sighs and opens his briefcase revealing the state-of-the-art silly string and toilet paper. He grabs a roll of tp and holds it up in the dim light of the alley.
Ender: It’s super soft so that way when you wet it, it’ll stick a lot better. And this--
He holds up a can of silly string while placing the tp back.
Ender: Sticks to a persons body for over 24 hours before it can come off. It’s some good stuff! Btw, what’s your name again?
drahcir9 takes the can from Enderwiggin.
drahcir: Names are confidental....But since you asked—Drahcir9. Call me drahc for short.
Ender nods. This will go down into his memory banks forever.
Ender: Okay drahc—What do ya think? Are these good enough for the TGA?
drahcir nods.
drahcir: Yeah. We’ll be expecting another shipment alright?
Ender: Another? How soon do you need it?
drahcir: Two days.
Ender: That’ll cost you extra.
drahcir: How much?
Ender: Fifty more than usual.
drahcir: No can do.
Ender: It cost extra because of the rush boss.
drahcir: Thirty five.
Ender: Forty five.
drahcir: Forty.
Ender: Forty Three.
drahcir: Fine! But the TGA expects the best out of your services Mr. Wiggin.
EnderWiggin smiles.
Ender: And that is what you’ll get drahc. Now give me my money and I’ll be on my way.
drahcir9 throws him his briefcase full of cash. $10,000.00 to be exact. They both go their separate ways. As drahcir9 disappears inside his car and drives away, EnderWiggin snickers to himself.
Ender: What a loser! These things of toilet paper and silly string can be bought at the 99 cent store!! All I do is change the labels ;) Genius....Pure Genius Ender!
* * * * *
*At the TGA Headquarters in a secret location; The TGA Torture room*
Skyline’s eyes flutter open quickly. As he comes to his senses, he sees four people standing near him. He tries to stand, but he finds out the he can’t. His feet and wrists are bound together, along with some duct tape covering his mouth.
His head is throbbing from where he was struck. Then it hits him—The TGA is behind this!! :mad:
Angrily, he looks at his captors who are talking amongst themselves. Skyline looks about the room that he is in and looks for a means to escape. There are no windows. Only a few air conditioning vents. He notices a table full of networked computers and one desk with a "special" computer is seemed.
There was a strange chair with metal clasps and chains were connected to the desk.
Since he was silent, his captors had no idea he was awake....Until GhostOperative saw him.
Ghost motions with his hand at Inuyasha, In.Bred, and Jawa.
Ghost: Well well well! You’re awake!
Skyline gives them all dirty looks.
Ghost: Let us be the first to welcome you to the TGA torture room!
Ghost and the others laugh.
Ghost: Mordecai2k is on his way, I suggest that you stand to your feet!
As soon as he finishes his sentence, Ghost kicks him in the beck. Skyline grunts because it’s kinda hard to yell when your mouth is covered.
In.Bred and Jawa roughly grab Skyline and bring him to his feet. All TGA members laugh, amused at the damage that they are and will afflict on Skyline.
Inuyasha punches Skyline in the stomach—hard. Skyline gasps, or tries to at least, but the duct tape is in the way. He doubles over and is breathing hard through his nose.
Inuyasha: Where’s the GGA huh??--
Mocks Inuyasha. Everyone laughs as they pick on Skyline. All of a sudden, the door flies open and Mordecai walks inside. Ghost and the rest of his team stop where they are and salute.
Mordecai nods at them all. He is followed by insuranceman and ShawnX. Mord looks over at the prisoner pleased. He is one of the GGA’s highest ranking officers. This is a good day for the TGA.
Mordecai: Well done Ghost—Inuyasha, In.Bred, and Jawa. You may take your leave.
Ghost and the rest of his team frown. They wanted to stay, but they all obey willingly as to not face the wrath of Mord. They all salute again and walk out the door. Skyline sighs, he’s a bit of a bloody mess, but he’s glad they’re gone.
Mordecai looks over at Shawn and nods. Shawn grabs a chair and forces Skyline to sit down. Insuranceman leans against the wall and crosses his arms.
insuranceman: Don’t hurt ‘em yet Shawn. We got special ppl coming in remember?
ShawnMan: Yeah yeah, I know.
Mordecai: Where are those dipsh—
Werewolf and the rest walk in right on time.
Phoenix: You called Mordie?
Mordecai: You’re late.
DieHard: So.
insuranceman: Whattya mean so?
Mord shoots a look at insuranceman. These four are his favorites. He lets them do what they please.
RogueRed: So as in—We don’t care. We’re here aren’t we?
Mordecai: Let’s just get down to business shall we??
All members nod.
Mordecai: This—Is our prisoner. *Gestures towards Skyline* Sky......Err *Snaps fingers trying to recollect his name* Uhh, someone help me out here!
ShawnMan: Skyline.
Mordecai: Yes! Skyline. I want you boys to show him what the TGA is made of!
Phoenix approaches Skyline and looks him square in the eyes. He knows about this guy.
Phoenix Hey, isn’t this like one of Pchick’s 2nd in command?
While all this is going on, Werewolf is doing his best to keep his cool. This is bad......This is really really BAD. Skyline is right up there with Scorch and Gonissa.
Werewolf tries not to look worried. He keeps glancing Skyline’s way and Skyline him. Werewolf looks at him like, "Don’t worry—As soon as I can I’m going to slip away and go tell PC and the others..."
Mordecai: Okay boys, get what you can out of him. But first, we must offer him the privilege and the opportunity to join oour fine alliance. And if he refuses.....Kill him.
Skyline looks around wildly. He doesn’t wanna die! All TGA members except for Werewolf laugh.
Phoenix: No prob Bob. :p
Mordecai claps his hands together.
Mordecai: Okay, I have to go. I’ve got an appointment that I’ve gotta keep.
Werewolf: What’s that?
Mordecai: I’ve got a hair styling appointment.
All TGA members twist their faces in surprise. Mord meets their looks.
Mordecai: What? You guys have never gotten your hair done before?
Everyone shakes their head no. Mord stands there moted.
Mordecai: Oh....Well, Hidalgo will be mad at me if I cancel on him again. Tell me how everything goes with the prisoner when I get back.
And with that, Mord, ShawnMan, and insuranceman exit the room. Leaving Skyline to face his doom with the grinning torture team—All except Werewolf. He isn’t grinning, his face is blank.
Dum dum dum... Very nice... Nice indeed...
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. *Is on the end of his seat*
Whiteknight
06-09-2004, 11:23 PM
Woo! Go evil persons!
It's fun to cheer for anyone who is evil as they rarely win. ^_^
King_Templar
06-10-2004, 12:22 AM
Very good. Keep up the good work Protosschick99!
Ender
06-10-2004, 10:19 AM
DUDE! I'M FUCKING 1337! THAT WAS AWESOME, I LOVE IT! YEAH BABY!
I can't wait until I reappear, and take on my ultimate role!
Of course, I have no clue what it is...Something good I hope...
Protosschick99
06-10-2004, 8:22 PM
lolz, just wait and see homie....:D I've got lots planned for everybody! :)
Scorch
06-11-2004, 12:36 AM
Scorch was enjoying a root beer at the pub, when the call came. "Fired up." was his husky reply.
"Scorch, I have to tell you something." It was PC99. "Good news right?" He asked hoping that she'd finaly relented on giving him trouble over his hobby. "Well I think it is. God is telling me to break up with you. But don't worry, I'm still giving you point duty so you can die without too much suffering."
A shreiking laugh rang out, followed by silence. Scorch was numb. So this is what betrayal feels like.
An iron resolve grabbed hold of him. That hussey had been using him from day one, but it would take more than a poisined knife in the back to kill him. If Pc99 no longer found him ammusing, there wereo thers who would put propor value on his military skill. He reflected on everything that had gone on. Had it all been a lie? A mere fling for her? Then it dawned on him. She was a fanatic.
A fundamentalist. The woman was clearly out of her mind. There was nothing more for him in the GGA. That very night, he vanished into self imposed exile, beyond the sight of both alliances, and now contemplates a full on defection to the TGA.
Protosschick99
06-11-2004, 12:39 AM
OMG YOU ARE SO STUPID SCORCH!! LEAVE THIS THREAD ALONE AND ME TOO! You make me look like the bad guy! You don't understand what happened! If you did you wouldn't be acting like this.....Omg, I'm so mad I'm trembling!
For once I'm not gonna be the bigger person--I'm gonna be immature--YOU SUCK!!! :mad: Sometimes I wish you would just....Oh Jesus....Whatever--I'm gonna finish typing up the next chapter and post.
Scorch
06-11-2004, 2:50 AM
Words of betrayers are a waste of air. You betrayed me. You have yourself to thank and no other.
I cut you a ton of slack for being a fundie, but betrayal is the worst of all. I understand perfectly what happened, traitor. I trusted you. I moved heaven and earth for you. And you thanked me with
an underhanded backstab.
I'm gonna be immature--YOU SUCK!!! Sometimes I wish you would just....Oh Jesus....Whatever
They may be hope for you, at least now I can be sure you're human and not a drone.
At any rate I've said all I intend to say to you. Of course you'll want the last word, it makes you feel better if you get it. However much you deny it you'll know deep down you chose to turn on me.
You are now Excommunicate tratoris.
Protosschick99
06-11-2004, 4:09 AM
Whatever--In Jesus Name I call you blessed Tim! :)
Anywayz, here's CH. 7. It's awesome :D Btw, the girl named ^wHiTnEy^ that you see in this chapter is a girl that I used to fight with a lot on my days on b.net, lolz. Just thought I'd explain before hand :)
--CH. 7 True Betrayal and Torture--
LXMDesigns sits in the driver's seat of his black Dodge Viper. He taps the steering wheel impatiently. EnderWiggin is taking along time......
After a few minutes, EnderWiggin approaches the door and comes inside. He looks over at LXM.
LXM: So....How did it go? Did you get the money?
Ender opens the suitcase and shows LXM the ten grand. LXM smiles and begins to laugh.
Ender: Don't I always get it?
LXM: OMG these guys are losers!! Good work man. Let's go get some grub.
Ender: Let's go to the usual place. I'm buying.
LXM starts the engine up and they speed away.
**Meanwhile, inside Scorch's Office...**
Scorch sits at his desk and taps out an e-mail to Mtankha. As he does so, his cell phone rings. Scorch puls it out of his pocket and answers.
Scorch: Yeah?
"Hey Sexy..."
Says a woman's voice all seductive like. Scorch's eyes go wide and his heart begins to pound.
Scorch I told you not to call me while I'm at work!
Whispers Scorch fiercely. The voice on the other end sighs.
"I know sweetie but I miss you..."
Scorch: I know, I miss you too darlin'. But I'm surrounded by people all day. And then when I get a chance to be alone, Protosschick comes to see me.
"What?! She's STILL coming around you?? When are you gonna get rid of her like you said that you would? So that we can be alone together...."
Scorch sighs.
Scorch: It's not that easy sweetheart. Protosschick would kill me..."
"Then why don't you kill her??"
Scorch feels as though his heart has just fallen to the ground. He could never do that to PC.
Scorch: Why are you suggesting such a thing like that??"
"Because I'm tired of sharing my man with that hoe!"
*Knock-Knock-Knock*
Someone knocks on Scorch's door. He looks up at the door and then crouches low behind his desk.
Scorch: I gotta go, someone's coming, love you ^wHiTnEy^, bye!
Whispers Scorch into the phone quickly. Scorch puts his phone into his top desk drawer and acts casual.
Scorch Come in!
The door swings open and Captain Hair steps inside.
Scorch Capt. Hair! What do you need?
Captain hair nods in greeting.
C.Hair: Comisar Scorch, Gonissa needs your assistance in her office.
Scorch: Why didn't she just call me?
C.Hair: She said your line was busy.
Scorch looks down at the ground.
Scorch: Oh yeah.....Okay, well tell her I'm on my way.
C.Hair: No problem Scorch.
Capt. Hair leaves and closes the door behind him. Scorch looks at the e-mail he was typing, it'll have to wait. He shuts off the moniter and walks over to Gonissa's office.
He knocks on her door. There is no answer. He knocks again. She still doesn't answer. Finally he opens the door.
Scorch: I'm coming in!"
He announces. He steps inside his office only to find Gonissa poring over some file on her desk.
Scorch: What Gonissa? You wanted me?
Gonissa looks up from her files and nods.
Gonissa: Scorch. I thought you should know this. The TGA is writing down PC's cell number on bathroom stalls. Telling the public that she is a hooker.
Scorch's eyes go wide with shock and surprise.
Scorch: WHAT?!
Gonissa: Tell me about it! I'm angry too! :mad:
Scorch looks down at the ground, he hates the TGA. This is it, he's furious now. Nobody messes with PC!
Scorch: So what are we gonna do?
Gonissa: PC is in a meeting with Geno and Duddits right now. They'll figure out what to do and we can follow up with our ideas later.
Scorch sighs angrily. When will this all stop??
Scorch: Fine. Though waiting is something that I don't like to do....
Scorch turns around and begins to open the door.
Gonissa: You're a very lucky man Scorch.
Says Gonissa casually. He turns around to look at her. She is the only one who knows about him and PC. After all, she is PC's best friend.
Scorch nods and smiles. He feels guilty for doing so.
Scorch: I know......I know....
And with that he walks out the door and heads down to his office to finish up that e-mail.
**Meanwhile, at the TGA Headquarter's in a secret location; the TGA Torture Room**
RogueRed: DO IT!!! You have too!!!!
Yells RR in Skyline's ear. Skyline looks straight ahead and tries to ignore everyone. DieHard backhands Skyline across the face. Skyline breathes heavily and rapidly through his nose....He's angry.
Pheonix: We're only gonna give you so much time Skyline. Tell us where your headquarter's are!!
Skyline looks down at the ground. His mouth is still be duct taped, and he's glad, because he will say NOTHING.
DieHard: Being stubborn now are we?
Diehard looks over at Werewolf.
Diehard: Werewolf, get me the sharp vice. The small tiny ones!
Werewolf nods. He is trying hard to keep his composure. He walks to the far side of the wall where an array of weapons lay up against the wall. The sharp vice was on the right. Basically it was a regular vice used to clamp things together except, where it was supposed to be flat, it was sharp and had jagged edges.
Werewolf grabs the two small ones and walks them over to Diehard. Everyone laughs.
Pheonix: Stick those on his moobs!!
Yells Pheonix. And if you all didn't know, moobs are Man Boobs :p Skyline's eyes go wide with fear. He catches a glimpse of the sharp vice's as Werewolf hands them to Diehard. Diehard smirks at Skyline.
Diehard: Yes, you should be worried--These things'll make you bleed!!
Werewolf begins to sweat profusely. He must go NOW!
Werewolf: Uhh guys.....I'm not feeling too well.....I need to take a breather......
Everyone looks at Werewolf and nods.
Pheonix: Fine whatever Wolf. You're gonna miss the fun though!
Werewolf tries to smile.
Werewolf: It's okay....I'm not feeling good. Carry on. See you guys later.
Diehard grunts a goodbye as well as RR. They are too far into their work to care if Werewolf leaves. As Werewolf steps out the door, he goes straight to his quarter's and changes into black clothing. It is night fall already, and if he slips out quietly, he can make it to the GGA meeting that Protosschick has called.
As he leaves his room he looks about himself carefully. No one must see him.
Ender
06-11-2004, 10:13 AM
Good job PC.
Scorch, face it bro, you got dumped. Get over it and move on. It wasn't a backstab; she wouldn't be trying to get you out of spite or something. PC ain't like that.
Move on dude. Living in the past isn't healthy.
ShadowGonissa
06-11-2004, 10:41 AM
Good stuff, PC. I look forward to setting the TGA base on fire, or something similar.
Scorch, I've had about enough of your slander. If you are too immature to face the fact that you and PC weren't meant to be, you deserve pity. And if you feel you would like to slander PC again, remember, I only live a few hundred miles away from you.....and I'm almost not joking. ;)
Edit: this post in no way endorses or condones murder, because murder is rude. :D
wraizyr
06-11-2004, 11:01 AM
More creative concepts, less whining/ranting/general immaturity, please.
Scorch, I've had about enough of your slander. If you are too immature to face the fact that you and PC weren't meant to be, you deserve pity. And if you feel you would like to slander PC again, remember, I only live a few hundred miles away from you.....and I'm almost not joking. ;)
gg physical threat over the internet. :rolleyes:
Edit: this post in no way endorses or condones murder, because murder is rude. :D
So much for any possible redemption of that post. :)
ShadowGonissa
06-11-2004, 1:08 PM
Oh hush. :)
Guys, no more spamming up with something that should be discussed in another thread. If PC wants to talk, or if Scorch himself wants to talk, they will make a thread. Otherwise, this is PC's thread for her Alliance wars. Leave the spam out, and let her post.
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
Geno, we are just defending PC's honor here.
A) Scorch is the offender, spamming the thread, and being totally rude
B) PC's story doesn't need a totally free thread
Protosschick99
06-11-2004, 3:09 PM
Guys, no more spamming up with something that should be discussed in another thread. If PC wants to talk, or if Scorch himself wants to talk, they will make a thread. Otherwise, this is PC's thread for her Alliance wars. Leave the spam out, and let her post.
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
I don't think we'd want to talk in a whole thread where everyone can see......That's private :p
Thanks though :D
we are just defending PC's honor here.
A) Scorch is the offender, spamming the thread, and being totally rude
B) PC's story doesn't need a totally free thread
lolz, thanks Ender. It's cool though. I don't think Scorch will be coming back.
UndeadBastard
06-12-2004, 8:05 AM
EDIT: Wrong thread. ^-^
What happened to you lovebirds?
Protosschick99
06-18-2004, 7:58 PM
Alrighty, not only have I been writing stuff, but I've been drawing little bits of the story as well. I've got two but I'm only gonna post one for now. Here's one of me and Nissa in our civilian clothes when we are just chill'n :D
Me and Nissa (http://www.digitalhangout.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2037)
I put it in URL form because it is just too big when it's regular :p
Protosschick99
06-19-2004, 2:58 AM
Alrighty ya'llz! Now for another chapter!
--CH. 8: Invaded--
Werewolf exhales deeply and sneaks out of the TGA base. He jogs into an abandoned parking lot of an old bank where his car is parked a few blocks away. He starts it up and drives over to the GGA.
He has to hurry, or else Skyline will be forced to do unimaginable things—They’ll make him game topless!!
"I can’t believe I didn’t know about this sooner!!! %$#@!!!!" Exclaims Werewolf angrily as he pounds his fist into his dashboard.
As he speeds down the highway, he grabs his cell phone. He’s got to tell someone about his arrival.
"PC is probably busy.....Gonissa too....Scorch...? Nah....He don’t like me too much....SoulReaverELITE! He’s good!"
Werewolf sticks his phone into it’s holder against his dashboard.
"SoulReaverELITE." Says Werewolf into his phone.
"Dialing SoulReaverELITE..." It reads on his phone screen.
SoulReaver’s phone rings twice before he picks up.
"SoulReaver here."
Werewolf grins.
Werewolf: Yo reaver! It’s me Wolf, I’m on my way down to the base. I’ll be there in a few minutes.
"Okay, I’ll tell PC. You remember how to get in?"
Werewolf makes a hard right, skidding while he’s at it.
Werewolf: Yeah, no sweat.
"Okay then! See ya when you get here!"
**At the GGA base in a secret location; PC's private Dining Quarter's**
Protosschick says goodbye to Geno and Duddits. She'll leave them both to discuss strategy and will meet back up with them at the meeting.
As she walks down the dark corridor of the hallways, she looks around herself for once. She’s never noticed the beautiful gardens behind the glass walls of the hallway.
"Wow....I never noticed how beautiful those are!" She exclaims to herself quietly.
All of a sudden, PC’s moment of awe is broken with the piercing sound of the GGA alarms. Her heart begins to race as she looks up at the blinking red light above the nearest door. It’s a code red! Someone has infiltrated their base!
PC takes off running towards the war room. As she reaches for her cell phone to dial Gonissa’s number, her phone begins to ring—It’s Gonissa.
Protosschick: Dude what happened?! Who’s here??!
"We don’t know! All we know is that someone has tripped one of the wires surrounding our base! Call Mtankha—He’s our security advisor, he should know!"
PC nods.
Protosschick: Gather the team! I want you at the front Nissa! Tell Scorch to put together an assault team! I want them to be ready for anything that tries to come our way!
"No problem! Where are you??"
Protosschick: Where else? In the hallway on my way to the quad! Get ready—PC out!
PC hangs up her phone and dials Mtank. Thank God for speed dial—running while dialing is kinda hard. :p
As she puts the phone to her ear, a second alarm goes off. This time it’s blue & red! Blue means they are getting closer! PC grits her teeth with impatience and anger as Mtank’s line rings.
Protosschick: Answer the phone Mtank!!
"Mtank speaking! Whattya want? I’m busy!" He barks over the phone.
Protosschick: It’s me Mtank! PC!
You hear Mtank gasp in surprise.
"Oh! Uh...PC! Hi! Sorry for the rude greeting....Allow me—"
PC cuts him off.
Protosschick: There’s no time Mtank! I’m on my way over to you now! What’s going on?? Who’s coming??
Mtank flips the phone onto speaker so everyone can hear.
"I-I don’t know! The scanners show one body, but we can’t read the DNA signatures. It’s obviously someone from outside the GGA. Because everyone can be read through their DNA by scanning their body!"
PC dashes through the quad and skids to make a left onto the stairs. As she slides across the floor she almost falls.
Protosschick: Crap!
She gains her balance and jumps two stairs at a time.
Protosschick: Keep working on it! Talk to Subjukator! He should be manning the security cameras! And if that doesn’t help—Call Tau_Invasion! He should be checking the status of the sensors around this base! I want answers before I get there Mtank! PC out!
* * * * *
*Inside the GGA control room; Mtank & Staff....*
Mtank: You heard PC!! She wants answers! She wants action! And we’re gonna give them to her when she comes! Now MOVE!!
Everyone within earshot scrambles to get info. They can’t let this person come inside the base! It’s crucial and critical!
Mtank grabs his phone and dials Subjukator. It rings once before Sub picks up.
"Subjukator!"
Mtank: Talk to me Sub! It’s Mtank!
"It doesn’t look good Mtank.....I can’t see a thing! Even when we switch to night vision—This person has some kind of suit on!"
Mtank: Can’t you do some kind of Thermal vision or something??
"We tried that! It didn’t work! All we get is a bunch of red dots everywhere from small animals! We’re screwed!!!"
Mtank: ^&*$!!!!!!! Keep working! I’m calling Tau_Invasion
*Click*
Mtank hangs up his phone and dials Tau. It rings twice before he picks up.
"Tau_Invasion—What?"
Mtank: It’s me Mtank—What do you know Tau?
Tau laughs.
"Not too much. Dragon Master and I are looking at the sensor readings now and so far, they are within 15 kilometers of the next set of sensors until we can track them again. The subject’s weight seems to be approximately 357 lbs, and their heart rate is beating faster than usual. Who ever it is can’t weigh that much....They must have a suit on or something to be moving so quickly."
Mtank: Well that’s just great! A whole 15 kilometers until we can track them again! CRAP!! Thanks Tau—PC will be grateful.
"No problem—Later."
ShadowGonissa
06-19-2004, 4:11 PM
I seem to be wearing a very tight shirt in the pic, and I have not yet battled a nemesis TGA member yet. BAH!
:)
Protosschick99
06-19-2004, 5:08 PM
Oh trust me you'll get your chance. CH. 10 and 11 are gonna have fight scenes :D I'll like almost die but you'll save my life or something. Or maybe I'll have Scorch die or whatever, I dunno! I just write what I write, it just comes, lolz. I can go in different directions too :p
Besides, your shirt isn't too tight.....Is it? lolz. Now that I think about it, I should have put us with sunglasses or something :p Wait until you get a load of your uniform Nissa! You're gonna look TIGHT! The GGA uniforms are awesome. So are the TGA.
Well, here's the next chapter!
--Ch. 9: Torture & Suspense--
*Meanwhile; at the TGA Base in a secret location; the TGA torture room*
Skyline: MMMMMMMmmMmMmMmmMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Exerts Skyline from his throat and mouth.
RR, DieHard, & Phoenix: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1111 1!!!111
RogueRed, DieHard, and Phoenix laugh insanely at Skyline’s pain. So far, they have stuck sharp metal vice’s on his moobs, taped his eyelids open, shaved off half of his eyebrows, and are forcing him to watch re-runs of Shirley Temple movies.
Rogue: Whattya have to say now huh Skyline?!
Skyline: MMMMMmmmMmMmMmMmMMMM!!!!!!
Everyone laughs again—They love their jobs.
Diehard: What? Did you say something Skyline?
Asks DieHard sarcastically as he pretends to try and hear him by putting his hand to his ear. Skyline forcibly moves his chair up and down trying to get out. Phoenix smiles evilly as he approaches Skyline and stands next to DieHard.
Phoenix: I think he’s trying to say something!!
Exclaims Phoenix.
Phoenix: Let’s find out what it is!!
And with that, he pulls the duct tape from his mouth off.
Skyline: ARRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
RogueRed and DieHard wince slightly—That’s gotta hurt. Skyline glares at them all furiously. He looks straight at Phoenix and haulks a huge loogie straight into his face.
RR & DieHard: LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!11!!!!! OMG!!!HAHAHAAAAHAHA!!!1111!!11!
Phoenix angrily wipes his face while Skyline sits there grinning at him evilly.
Phoenix: You think that’s funny?! *Turns towards DieHard and Rogue* Stop laughing!!! I’ll show him!
Yells Phoenix angrily. He moves to stand directly in front of Skyline and bends over. Skyline moves his head away from Phoenix’s butt—He knows what’s coming.....
All of a sudden, Phoenix rips a loud fart straight in Skyline’s face.
Phoenix: HAHAHAHA!!111 LOLZHAHAROFL!!!!!11!!! OMGHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
DieHard and Rogue begin to bust up with laughter.
DieHard: Good one Phoenix!!
Phoenix turns back around to the sputtering Skyline. It smells BAAAAD!!! Skyline gasps for air, it’s unbearable.
RR and Diehard hold their noses and try to fan the disgusting fumes away from themselves.
Rogue: %^&* Phoenix!! That smells!!
Phoenix: Of course it smells! I had beans for lunch! :D
DieHard: Ugh!! No wonder man!!!
Skyline: *cough* My grandmother can *cough* rip better ones than that!
All three turn to face Skyline. This is the first time he’s spoken! Phoenix narrows his eyes in anger and backhands Skyline.
Phoenix: You only speak when spoken to &*($#!!!!
Skyline’s face goes sideways with the impact of Phoenix’s hand, but he looks back up at Phoenix and speaks again.
Skyline: What? It’s true.....
Phoenix: I’ll show you true!!!
Phoenix bends over again and rips a huge watery one this time....
RR & Diehard: LOL!!! ROFLOMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!1!!!! D00D! Check your pants man!!! LOL!!!
Phoenix is afraid that they may be right.....As he stands back up he feels something running down his leg.
Phoenix: WTF!!!111!!!!11!!! AWWW CRAP!!! &^$# Skyline!!! Look what you made me do!! I SHARTED!!!
This time Skyline starts busting up laughing along with Diehard and Rogue.
Rogue: Gross man! LOL!!! HAHAHA!!! Phoenix SHARTED!!!
Phoenix runs out of the room holding the back of his pants. RR & Diehard exchange glances.
Diehard: What a dumb &*$#.....Whattya say Rogue? Wanna call it a night? It won’t be fun until Phoenix or Werewolf come back.
RogueRed nods.
Rogue: Yeah let’s call it a night! Tape his mouth shut again and turn him towards the screen. He’s gonna watch these movies all night!
Diehard laughs. Shirley Temple re-runs are the worst!
Skyline: No! Please! Not Shirley Temple again! Anything but that!
Exclaims Skyline. RR and Diehard share a glance.
Diehard: It’s either that.....Or Richard Simmons Work out videos!
Skyline: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please no!!!!
Rogue: I think a change will be nice for tonight—Diehard, put on Richard Simmons and blast it LOUD so he gets no sleep!
Diehard nods and walks over to a shelf full of torture videos: Sonny & Cher in concert, Shirley Temple movies, Titanic, Justin & Kelly (From American Idol), Mr. Rogers re-runs, All Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen movies, & finally—Richard Simmons Work out video re-runs!
Diehard grabs a Richard Simmons video and sticks it into the VCR. Skyline uses this opportunity to say something annoying.
Skyline: You guys are still using VIDEOS?? Man when are you guys gonna get it?? It’s all about DVD’S now!
Rogue rolls his eyes.
Rogue: STFU st00pid NEWB *&^$#!!
Diehard goes over to Skyline and tapes his mouth shut again.
Diehard: We’ll be back in the morning crack head! Have fun with Richard! Muahahahahahahaha!!!1!!!111!11!!!!!!1
RR and Diehard leave laughing their heads off. Skyline is left staring straight at the wide screen, listening to Richard Simmons shout, "I’m a pony! I’m a pony!"
He slouches in his chair wishing he can shut his eyes but he cannot—They are taped open. "Help PC.....GGA.........I need help...." He thinks to himself as he gets lost in his thoughts and Richard Simmons videos.
*Meanwhile; at the GGA base in a secret location; The GGA briefing room*
The alarms have just shut off, but everyone is still in danger.....
Scorch stands at the front of the briefing room and addresses everyone while holding a roster.
Scorch: Alright everyone! Listen for your name! ROLL CALL!!!
Everyone that Scorch has gathered turns to the front and listens intently.
Scorch: Chaos!
Chaos: Yo!
Scorch: Crybaby1117!
Crybaby: Here I am!
Scorch: Demon Child!
DemonChild: Right here.
Scorch: xFallen Cloverx!
Fallen Clover: Present!
Scorch: Gorbet!
Gorbet: What?
Scorch: Modred!
Modred: Here!
Scorch: Shana Stonesmith!
Shana: I’m here!
Scorch: SoulReaverELITE!
SoulReaver: Whattup yo?
Scorch: StrongHold!
StrongHold: Yeah.
Scorch: wraizyr!
Wraizyr: Yes I’m here!
Scorch looks around pleased. Everyone’s here on time.
Scorch: As you all know—There is a intruder! We don’t know who but we’re gonna get ‘em. We are gonna move out and intercept the enemy quickly and skillfully! If I catch any of you newbs goof’n off—You’ll have to answer to me and then to PC herself!! Understand?!
DemonChild: Omg I’m shaking in my boots....
Mutters DC sarcastically. PC is her homegurl, she wouldn’t do anything to her. Besides, what is Scorch gonna do to DC? Fight fire with fire? Yeah right.
Everyone nods at Scorch. He crosses his arms.
Scorch: Good! Now lets go frag the enemy!
Shouts and cheers ring up from everyone.
* * * * *
*GGA Headquarters; in a secret location; Entrance to the war room*
PC pants heavily. This base is too big to run in!
Protosschick: OMG this place is huge!
Gasps PC as she wipes her brow. As she now jogs, she sees Gonissa waiting for her at the entrance. PC slows down to a slow jog. As she develops a quick walk towards and then inside the war room, Gonissa fills her in on everything.
Protosschick: Whatup Girl? Give me the details.
Gonissa nods.
Gonissa: Mtank found out that it is one person. They’ve got some kind of suit on that is blocking our sensors from reading their DNA signature. Also, this suit is making them a whole lot heavier than they really are. We’re talk’n two hundred more pounds heavier! And this suit they’ve got blocks our thermal cameras. We can’t detect them with night vision either. We’re only able to read them from the ground. And they are about another 10 kilometers from where we can read them again.
PC nods as they enter the war room. The doors hiss open and you see everyone inside salute as PC and Gonissa walk in.
Protosschick: Has Scorch gathered the assault team?
Gonissa nods.
Gonissa: They are in the briefing room as we speak.
Protosschick: Good. We’ll both go visit them after we speak with Mtank.
At this point, PC and Nissa go around a group of desks up to Mtank’s area. Mtank stands to his feet and salutes. Both Gonissa and PC salute back.
Protosschick: Alrighty Mtank—What have ya got??
Mtank: I trust that lady Gonissa has already informed you of everything correct?
PC nods.
Protosschick: Yeah—But I want to know if you know of a solution.
Mtank nods gravely.
Mtank: I’m afraid not PC. The only way we can get answers is if we send ppl out there. And not in a mass group of ten, we should split everyone up in smaller groups so that way they can be monitored from here more efficiently.
PC and Gonissa exchange glances, they both are reading each other’s minds.
Protosschick: No problem—Me and Nissa are goin’ in. We’ll run the other group.
Mtank nods.
Mtank: Alright—Put these on.
Mtank hands them both black stringed necklaces with a small black and silver charm circle on it. PC looks at hers in the light and puts it on.
Protosschick: What are these?
Mtank: Tracking devices and sensors so we can read your vital signs and see where you go. It also comes with a small camera and listening and hearing device inside. Since the charm is against your body, it emits small vibrations that only you can hear. It will be us contacting you. You can talk as if we are standing right next to you! Here are eleven others for everyone else going. Tell them to put them on.
PC and Gonissa nod.
Gonissa: Thanks Mtank.
Protosschick: Yeah thanks! Good thinking man.
Mtank beams proudly at his work.
Mtank: No problem! Now you get going! We’re gonna need that info!
Both PC and Gonissa smile and nod before quickly dashing off to the briefing room where Scorch awaits them. Well, he doesn’t know they’re coming yet.
PC and Gonissa get to the briefing room quickly. As they both come in, everyone salutes. PC and Nissa salute back as they make their way to the front. PC pulls Scorch to the side but has Gonissa stand with her so as to not make things look conspicuous.
Scorch: What are you doin’ here darlin’?
PC smiles at him sweetly.
Protosschick: I’m goin’ too. Me and Nissa are gonna split this team up into groups. You’ll have one group and we’ll have another.
Scorch: PC, no, I’m not letting you go out there.
Protosschick: Says who? I can take care of myself. Nissa knows that and so do you. Here, put this on.
PC hands him the necklace. Scorch looks at it confused. He is not about to wear anything gurly, no matter how much he loves PC.
Scorch: Why are you handing me this thing?
Protosschick: It’s from Mtank. Put it on! Everyone is! See!
PC points to hers and Nissa’s.
Scorch Yeah but you are girls!
Gonissa: Oh shut up and put it on! Stop being all macho—We’d explain why but we don’t have the time.
Scorch feels uncomfortable, but he puts it on anyways.
Scorch: Happy now?
PC smiles.
Protosschick: Yes I am, now Nissa and I are gonna take DC, Crybaby, Shana, and Fallen Clover.
Scorch nods.
Scorch: Fine, you take all the women. I’ll meet you in the middle.
PC and Nissa turn towards the others. They both address the small crowd.
Protosschick: Alrighty pplz! Change in plans!
Nissa: Shana, DC, Crybaby, and Fallen Clover—You all are coming with PC and I!
All women that Nissa mentioned nod and come towards them. Scorch comes and stands next to PC.
Scorch: And another thing—Everyone is required to wear these girly looking necklaces because Mtank gave ‘em to us.
PC and Nissa give Scorch an annoyed look. He looks back at them and blushes.
Nissa: They are communication devices and have a few other things on ‘em. Wear them and DO NOT LOSE them!
Everyone grabs their necklace from Gonissa and puts them on.
Protosschick: Another thing—Our squad will go to the left and everyone else to the right. We’ll meet back in the middle to ambush our intruder! Let’s go!
Everyone whoops and hollers for action. PC pulls out her hand gun and jogs out the door of the briefing room into the dark forest surrounding the base. Gonissa follows her and behind them both trail their squad.
Whiteknight
06-19-2004, 6:29 PM
Oooh... Mystery!
Good one, PC, keep them coming. ^_^
Ender
06-19-2004, 10:25 PM
Dude...edge of the seat...EDGE OF THE SEAT!!!!!!!
ShadowGonissa
06-21-2004, 7:31 AM
Yay! I get to hurt people!
um......just kidding.......hehee.......:)
Um... So what do I do... just sit back and do nothing in the base? Play Chess against MTank? What do I do?! :p
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S. If you need that hidden striker from nowhere, call me. You know I'm the only one stupid enough to voulanteer for that x.x
Protosschick99
06-21-2004, 5:47 PM
Bad news everyone!!! :( :( :(
My disk that my story is on won't open!!!! >.<
I've been trying to open my file all day and it won't open! It says that the file is damaged!! :( Man I wrote some good stuff!! I'm soo upset!
I was gonna post like two chapters today, but it'll have to wait cuz I'm gonna have to rewrite it all. Sorry everyone.....
Bad news everyone!!! :( :( :(
My disk that my story is on won't open!!!! >.<
I've been trying to open my file all day and it won't open! It says that the file is damaged!! :( Man I wrote some good stuff!! I'm soo upset!
I was gonna post like two chapters today, but it'll have to wait cuz I'm gonna have to rewrite it all. Sorry everyone.....
Take your time. We can wait. It'l only make it better!
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Do I get to make a reappearance?
Protosschick99
06-21-2004, 6:12 PM
Not in the chapter's I typed. Neither does Geno. Ender, you come out a little bit later. I'm gonna have you come to our base and hang out or something, lolz.
As for you Geno, right now, you and Duddits are planning stuff. I'll get back to you too! :D
Swtness...I get to eat at the GGA headquarters!
I better be eating something lol.
Protosschick99
06-22-2004, 12:34 AM
No I'm gonna have you stand and watch us eat :p lolz
/me stares at PC blankly
/me still staring
/me still staring
IT'S WAR NOW!
Protosschick99
06-22-2004, 1:49 PM
lolz Ender, ya big goof :p
Great news everyone! Praise Jesus! I was looking at my disk last night, getting ready to re-type the whole thing, when I notice that I accidentally saved a back up copy!! Yay!
So now I've learned my lesson, alwayz save a back-up copy!! lolz
Well, without further ado--I give you....Chapter 10! (EDIT: For some odd reason, this stupid paragraph won't space....>.< Sometimes this advanced thing buggs me!)
--CH. 10: The Perfect Plan--
**Meanwhile; at the TGA Base in a secret location; Mordecai’s office**
Mordecai, insuranceman, and ShawnManX sit inside Mord’s office monitoring Werewolf and his disappearance. On Mord’s desk are several monitor’s with surveillance of Werewolf inside his car, outside his car, in his room, and one on Werewolf himself.
Mordecai: Stupid wolf.....
He mutters to himself. They’ve been onto Werewolf for a two months now. Kidnapping Skyline wasn’t really something that they needed to do. They only did it because they knew Werewolf would go back to PC at the GGA which would lead them to their base.
That was their ultimate goal. Finding the base of the Gurl Gamer Alliance is what they have been trying to do since they first became the Topless Gamer Alliance. And now they have it.....
ShawnX takes a sip of his water while watching the screen and taking notes. Mordecai has him recording which route Werewolf is taking to the base. Insuranceman monitor’s all forms of communication that Werewolf has.
As they watch the screen, they see Werewolf suddenly cut his car into a forest.
ShawnX: A forest huh? No wonder we can’t find them with satellite pics....
Mordecai: The GGA are very smart ppl....
insuranceman: Duh—We should learn from them.
Mordecai looks over at insuranceman sharply.
Mordecai: Are you implying that I am stupid?
insuranceman is caught off guard by Mord’s question.
insuranceman: No. I just think that we need to learn from the GGA when it comes to technology and secretive tactics.
Mordecai: Secretive tactics?? Look at the screen! If they are so smart about secret tactics they would have been more careful about sending Werewolf to us!
During this time, ShawnX is watching the screen. Without taking his eyes off the screen he tells Mord and insuranceman to take a look. All three men come closer to the screen and watch as Werewolf all of a sudden stops in the middle of the forest and gets out of his car.
As he steps away from his car, the ground under his car pulls down into the ground like an elevator. Now all TGA members are watching through Werewolf’s hidden camera. Werewolf goes to a tree nearby and presses a knot in. As the knot is pressed, all of a sudden the forest in front of him starts to disappear and a small building appears. Werewolf goes through that door and is met by CODEZERO—One of the GGA members.
* * * * * *
**Meanwhile; at the GGA Base in a no longer secret location; Security check point**
Werewolf: Where’s PC? I gotta speak to her!
CODEZERO: Calm down man—We’ve got a situation--
Werewolf cuts him off.
Werewolf: Calm down?! I can’t calm down! The *&^%’n TGA has gone too far! Where is she??
CODEZERO: That’s what I’m trying to tell you!! Someone has infiltrated the base, we don’t know who and we doubt it’s the TGA. They would never send one person to do it. PC is out looking for the perpetrator.
Werewolf is taken by surprise.
Werewolf: WTF? Okay fine, where’s Nissa?
CODEZERO: She’s gone too.
Werewolf: ......Okay—How about SoulReaver?
CODEZERO: He went with them.
Werewolf sighs out of frustration.
Werewolf: Well then who the *&%# is *&%$’n here?!?!
* * * * * *
**Outside of the GGA Base; in the forest**
PC, Gonissa, & team tread lightly throughout the forest. Without making a sound, PC motions at everyone with her hand to come closer. They all huddle in a circle and she lays out the plan.
Crybaby: What’s the plan PC?
Protosschick: Okay, knowing Scorch, he’s gonna wanna hog all the action for himself—We can’t let that happen cuz we wanna kick butt too ya know?
DC: What a bast—
PC looks over at DC quickly and cuts her off with her look.
DC: Whatever. Okay so what do you propose we do? Divert the enemy’s attention by flashing him??
Shana: What if it isn’t a guy? What if it’s a girl?
Everyone nods contemplating that.
FallenClover: Yeah, what if it is a girl? Or even worse...An it!
Crybaby: Then let’s just hope they’re bi or something. I’m not afraid to flash ‘em!
Protosschick: Okay look, there will be no flashing! I would never do that so I don’t expect you to. I only ask you guys to do what I expect myself to do.
DC: Okay okay, it was just a suggestion.
Gonissa: And it was a bloody stupid suggestion at that.
DC looks over at Gonissa and rolls her eyes. She doesn’t really care.
DC: Whatever Nissa. Okay, what’s the plan PC? I’m asking again....
Protosschick: Yes I know DC, alrighty—Nissa, I want you at my right at all times, unless directed otherwise.*Gonissa nods* Shana—Fallen—
Shana: Yeah?
Protosschick: You two are gonna be partner’s. Shana, you are in charge.
PC looks over at DC and CB.
Protosschick: Okay, you two will work together as partner’s. DC, you are in charge. When the time comes, we will split up, but for now we stay together. I want us all spread out horizontally, ten feet apart. Stay silent and whisper when you must speak. Mtank should be contacting us soon through these devices. I’ll have him set our frequencies to each other so that way we can speak to our group only and not Scorch’s.[/I]
Everyone nods.
Nissa: And don’t worry about moving your head towards your necklace to speak, these things are so high-tech that we can speak as if we are right next to each other.
Shana: Cool!
Protosschick: Ya’llz can thank Mtank when you see him. Anywayz, weapons ready?
Everyone smiles and nods as they take out their guns and cock them.
Protosschick: Alrighty! Formation time!
All young women get into formation and only move forward when PC does. Suddenly PC and the other’s hear Mtank’s voice.
Mtank: Nice plan PC.
PC grins and motions for everyone to crouch low to the ground. They all do.
PC: Thanks, can you tell I’ve done this a lot?
Mtank: Sure can! Okay, do you need me to set frequencies?
PC: Please do. I want you to put, me, Gonissa, Demon Child, Crybaby, Shana, and FallenClover on the same frenquency.
Mtank: No problem!
FallenClover: Hey can I call my boy friend from this thing?
Everyone looks over at Clover and gives her an annoyed look.
DC: What kind of crap question is that?
FallenClover: Some of us have bf’s you know.
Retorts Clover with a hint of attitude.
Shana: That’s ^&*$’n retarded!
Crybaby: Clover shut up please.
Nissa: There will be no calling of bf’s okay??
FallenClover: Aww why not?
Protosschick: Dude shut up! Stop being stupid—We got work to do okay??
FallenClover: .......Fine.
Protosschick: Go ahead Mtank.
Mtank: .......Alright......I’m setting you all on frequency 256.78. Scorch and his group will be on 142.90.
Protosschick: Okay thanks. Can Subjukator see anything yet?
Mtanka: I got him on the other line, I’ll patch him through to your frequency and keep it there.
Protosschick: Thanks.
Nissa: Hey Mtanka—Put Tau_Invasion on as well. He’s the sensor’s guy. He can help us.
Mtanka: Good thinking, I’ll do that too. Okay are you guys ready?
Protosschick: Yeah, I am!
Nissa: I think we all are, we’ve been laying on our stomach’s this whole time. Time to get up...
Everyone stands to their feet, weapons ready. PC looks out into the distance, since it is already nightfall, she can’t see anything too well in the dim moonlight.
Protosschick: Everyone put on your night vision goggles....
She whispers. Everyone grabs their goggles and puts them on. They can see a lot better now.
Nissa: But won’t that blind us from seeing the enemy??
Protosschick: Not really. We’ll be able to see where we are going, and if the ground moves....You know, footsteps of the person. :D
Nissa: Oh...Okay. Good thinking.
ShadowGonissa
06-22-2004, 9:20 PM
AAAAAAAAAA so much waiting for destruction!
CODEZERO
06-22-2004, 10:53 PM
GREAT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hehehe great story PC and for werewolf calm down sheesk