Guy breaks phone in half; eats memory.

[Fenguin]

So a drunk guy walks into a cellphone retailer and says, “My phone hasn’t worked for six months, I want a refund.”* The retailer says, well, who cares what the retailer says; what’s important is what happens next: the guy breaks his defective handset in two, and eats the memory “so no one would get his personal information.” True story, man. Guess that how do you eat an elephant joke also applies to consumer electronics. Too bad this guy hadn’t heard of the World Cellphone Throwing championships, eh?

Via Engadget; original article (http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1402&dept_id=173494&newsid=15238587&PAG=461&rfi=9)

Yum yum!

[Protoss_Honor]

Can you say stupid? He should have at least had some ketchup to go with it. I mean, who in their right mind would eat cell phone memoery without ketchup? Thats like eatting cheese without salsa. But seriously, why didn't he just break it, instead of eating it? Well, at least now he will permanantly have the private information in him. Or at least until he uses the toilet.

[The_Maker]

X_X

Nasty.
Just plain nasty...

[Mattimeo]

Can you say stupid? He should have at least had some ketchup to go with it. I mean, who in their right mind would eat cell phone memoery without ketchup? Thats like eatting cheese without salsa. But seriously, why didn't he just break it, instead of eating it? Well, at least now he will permanantly have the private information in him. Or at least until he uses the toilet.

Well he obviously ate it because if he broke the chip somebody could have put it back together silly! :bonk:

~Don't Panic

[UnHoly-Assassin]

That can't be healthy...unless it's nutricious in iron :P

[ShadeZ]

mmm yummy, memory chip!

I'm starting to think that people are doing crazy things to get their name on a website with everyone laughing at them :o

[Aquarian]

This is as bad as the "I'll eat my shoes if you pass your exam,son" thing.

[TheGreatBrain]

Man, that thing's gonna hurt on the way out.

[Rayne]

Haha. True. In a days time, wires and plugs fly out of his ass, along with some blood and a pair of earphones.

[madman5]

The smart cellphone-data eraser would eat the chip con queso



~madman5: Offically in need of a catch phrase