The Perfect Resume:

[MidnightGladius]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/resume

[Schwitzer]

It'd be interesting to actually hand that in and see if you got any interviews, hey?

[kongurous]

I feel like using that resume now.

[Demon_Child]

That resume will definately make him over-qualified to work for a fast food restaurant. ;)

[bluemicrobyte]

Lol:

Experienced with downloading software such as Windows, Excel, Word, Lotus Notes, Photoshop and Windows Notepad.

one word can make so much of a difference.

[The_Maker]

XD
Most excellent, 5 stars to whom-ever thought that up.

[Beef]

That was a good laugh...

[Spdstr]

I should do something similar and hand it in. Of course, I'm not a druggie or a drinker ;).

Member,
~ Spdstr

[pixels]

I work well. With others, not so well.

haha. that was my favorite ;P

[BlackHawk]

Haha, I should hand that in to some sort of multi-billion dollar company and see what I get :).

[SystemOfADown]

If I sign up for Sonic that is what I'm using!

[Whiteknight]

Ah, automatic job finding. I wonder if it would get any hits?

[GrassDragon]

If I sign up for Sonic that is what I'm using!
The point is not to hand it to someone, but to send it to an online job finder. It picks out the bolded words and thinks you're some bigshot, when you're anything but. Giving it to a person to read would not do anything, they wouldn't even understand the humor in it.