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Hahaha!
Apparently, George W Bush has to ask Condoleeza Rice for permission to pee...
"I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible?"
Way to go George. Break up an important meeting with 150 of the world's leaders so you can take a piss.
LOL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/americas_enl_1126799060/img/1.jpg
SOURCE (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4249646.stm)
Hey. Even the President has to pee sometimes.
He must have really had to pee because that's a pretty important event. Still funny though. :smirk:
Killphill
09-15-2005, 8:34 PM
Haha... Well if you got to go...
Magmaniac
09-15-2005, 8:42 PM
*ring*
Rice: Mr president, line two.
Bush: Who dat?
Rice: It's nature, Mr. President.
Bush: Daymz!
Rice: Hurry sir, you have a meeting at 3.
Bush: Yeah! Yeaah! Yeaaaah!
Rice: Mr. President?
Bush: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! IM PEEIN YEAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Dick: Can I be inaugerated yet?
Rice: I'm not sure...
*ring*
Rice: Mr president, line two.
Bush: Who dat?
Rice: It's nature, Mr. President.
Bush: Daymz!
Rice: Hurry sir, you have a meeting at 3.
Bush: Yeah! Yeaah! Yeaaaah!
Rice: Mr. President?
Bush: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! IM PEEIN YEAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Dick: Can I be inaugerated yet?
Rice: I'm not sure...
Uh... Wtf... What's with the screaming. HAHA!
UnHoly-Assassin
09-15-2005, 9:08 PM
Hey, would it be a lot better for him if he wet his pants during that meeting?
Before you know it, we'll find out that girls poop.
kongurous
09-15-2005, 9:14 PM
Before you know it, we'll find out that girls poop.
OMFG REALLY!?!111!11!!!!!22ONEonethreeve
Mindslaver
09-15-2005, 10:03 PM
Although I don't see why this would be a hoax, the reason why someone would be standing behind President Bush while he was writing a note is beyond me.
Schwitzer
09-15-2005, 10:22 PM
Before you know it, we'll find out that girls poop.
Enough of your lies, Nuts!
Xenon
09-15-2005, 10:29 PM
Although I don't see why this would be a hoax, the reason why someone would be standing behind President Bush while he was writing a note is beyond me.
It's quite simple technology really Mindslaver... it's called a "Telephoto Zoom Lens". It's all the rage with photographers these days!
Before you know it, we'll find out that girls poop.
It isn't the fact that he has to answer the call of nature that I find funny, it's that he has to ask permission from Condi first! Haha! Personally, I would have just stood up and announced my intentions to visit the "facilities".
GrassDragon
09-15-2005, 10:35 PM
Girls don't poop, come on now.
Mtank
09-15-2005, 10:38 PM
I saw a picture of this on the front page of the Times of India.
Silly Times of India...always printing useless news.
But amusing, nonetheless. :)
Xenon
09-15-2005, 10:44 PM
Besides, what kind of world leader writes in pencil?!! I guess he doesn't have enough conviction in himself to write in ink...
kongurous
09-16-2005, 3:58 AM
Besides, what kind of world leader writes in pencil?!! I guess he doesn't have enough conviction in himself to write in ink...
Or he didn't have a pen... but what kind of world leader doesn't have a pen? Kinda like a prerequisite or somethin'... gah, too much crap to think about, and it's 3:57 in the mornin...
Aquarian
09-16-2005, 4:02 AM
Lol.Bush,pee in your...
*The FBI drags off Aquarian*
"ENOUGH of insulting the President,terrorist!"
It isn't the fact that he has to answer the call of nature that I find funny, it's that he has to ask permission from Condi first! Haha! Personally, I would have just stood up and announced my intentions to visit the "facilities".
It appears to me that Bush is simply not very well versed in UN etiquette. Considering that Heads of State seldom attend any lengthy UN meetings, I get the impression that Bush was looking for a polite way to excuse himself.
Besides, what kind of world leader writes in pencil?!! I guess he doesn't have enough conviction in himself to write in ink...
Why would you take notes in pen? Throughout high school and college we were always instructed to use a pencil for notation, since a pen was not easily erasable.
Well you should have gone before we started!
Pencils are superior to pens. Bush and I can agree on that. :P
Anyway, what I would like to learn is this: what was Condies ruling?
GrassDragon
09-16-2005, 10:52 AM
Pencils are superior to pens. Bush and I can agree on that. :P
Oh please, everyone knows pen > pencil.
You have to keep sharpening that damn thing!
Schwitzer
09-16-2005, 10:56 AM
Oh please, everyone knows pen > pencil.
You have to keep sharpening that damn thing!
Not if it's one of those clickable pencils with replaceable leads.
red_Marvin
09-16-2005, 11:11 AM
There is a story (wether true or not, I don't know) that when NASA were going to
send a man into space, they used millions of dollars on designing a ballpoint pen
that would work upside down, in water, in heat, cold, vacuum -you get the point.
The Russians used pencils...
Basan
09-16-2005, 11:17 AM
There is a story (wether true or not, I don't know) that when NASA were going to
send a man into space, they used millions of dollars on designing a ballpoint pen
that would work upside down, in water, in heat, cold, vacuum -you get the point.
The Russians used pencils...
*lol* Forgot about that one. I just hope it wasn't that messy to get/find an outter space (working) toilet. :smirk:
GrassDragon
09-16-2005, 11:25 AM
Not if it's one of those clickable pencils with replaceable leads.
Mechanical pencils are quite possibly worse than normal ones. You click click click click... shake it... click click ah finally, some lead. Start to write... it snaps. Or it pushes back up into the barrel of the pencil. Click click click...
Maybe I just push too hard.
Xenon
09-16-2005, 11:48 AM
Why would you take notes in pen? Throughout high school and college we were always instructed to use a pencil for notation, since a pen was not easily erasable.
That's my point exactly. A world leader should write only that which will last. He should be decisive and articulate. He should write knowing that there is no eraser for history. He should not ask for permission to use the washroom.
Black.Ice
09-16-2005, 12:00 PM
That's my point exactly. A world leader should write only that which will last. He should be decisive and articulate. He should write knowing that there is no eraser for history. He should not ask for permission to use the washroom.
I concur... about the washroom part.
On a side note, I hate people who write like that -- some words capped and then some lowercase.
Kingscrab
09-16-2005, 1:20 PM
That's my point exactly. A world leader should write only that which will last. He should be decisive and articulate. He should write knowing that there is no eraser for history. He should not ask for permission to use the washroom. Agreed. One would also think he might know appropriate protocol by this point as well...
Although, taking/publishing that picture was still in very poor taste.
The_Maker
09-16-2005, 3:53 PM
I cannot believe we are talking about the president answering the call of duty. >.<
I mean who cares?! You all are sounding like paparatzi to me <_<
There is a story (wether true or not, I don't know) that when NASA were going to
send a man into space, they used millions of dollars on designing a ballpoint pen
that would work upside down, in water, in heat, cold, vacuum -you get the point.
The Russians used pencils...
Its true. Really says it all doesnt it. On reflection...maybe the space race should have ended the other way... :D
Theres no justice.
I cannot believe we are talking about the president answering the call out duty. >.<
It's not that, its the fact he is asking to go :P
Although, taking/publishing that picture was still in very poor taste.
Could have been worse, they could have photographed him actually HAVING a piss :P
Its true.
No it's not silly rabbit. :smirk:
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/s/spacepen.htm
No it's not silly rabbit.
Always assuming that THAT site is 100% accurate :P
I hate having to rely on the internet for sources of information...Oh wait, i live 200 yards from a library, I dont!
Ah, erm..its a thing...erm..a big thing.
Its got.....Quiet! written on the walls.
It may also have lots of papery things in, I'm not sure... :D
BlackHawk
09-16-2005, 11:22 PM
Ah, erm..its a thing...erm..a big thing.
Its got.....Quiet! written on the walls.
It may also have lots of papery things in, I'm not sure... :D
They have waterfountains and really cranky old ladies.
Whiteknight
09-17-2005, 4:25 AM
I've actgually heard of people peeeing their pats when they need to stay at a post for a while.e Some woman went in a garbage can when she needed to stay.
'/drunken post]
red_Marvin
09-17-2005, 11:47 AM
"True or not" is not the point (<-me) it's still a good story. :)
Basan
09-19-2005, 11:40 AM
That's my point exactly. A world leader should write only that which will last. He should be decisive and articulate. He should write knowing that there is no eraser for history. He should not ask for permission to use the washroom.
Agreed, especially with the protocol part (read W.C. 'pilgrimage'), since he's been Pres' for at least 4 years now. ;)
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