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Schwitzer
09-15-2005, 1:25 PM
An act, a finale,
the final curtain.
The actors, they're finished;
that much is certain.

The lights, dim down;
dim down to dark.
Shh, no sound;
no sound, no lark.

And watchers see,
as watchers do.
From a distance, away,
far away, too true.

No cares, no worries,
no feeling, no shame.
They've seen it all.
They know who blame.

And one watcher alone,
so alone, so sad.
Has seen some more,
has gone quite mad.

In eyes burn anguish,
And tears of regret.
Hush, little one.
No fear, no threat.

In isolation, oh yes,
yet everywhere too.
A shadow, a backdrop,
Yes, boy, that is you.

The river, it flows,
yet you sit on the bank.
You're hopes never floated,
No boy, no they sank.

The stage is deserted,
the lights fade to dim.
Will anybody wonder,
what happened to him?

<intoxicated post>

Mattimeo
09-15-2005, 1:50 PM
Either schwitzer is a very coherent drunk, or he is good with cut and paste. Have fun sir witzer.

~Don't Panic

singo
09-15-2005, 3:05 PM
Either schwitzer is a very coherent drunk, or he is good with cut and paste. Have fun sir witzer.

~Don't Panic

We KNOW it isnt the first one. :P

I on the other hand am very coherent, it just takes me about 3 hours per post....He wiiiiiiiiiins.

BlackHawk
09-15-2005, 6:08 PM
Either schwitzer is a very coherent drunk, or he is good with cut and paste. Have fun sir witzer.

~Don't Panic

Or he has a genius friend who's translating his drunken ramblings into poetry ;D.

Black.Ice
09-15-2005, 8:06 PM
Schwitzer has a direct, linear relationship between his intoxication level and how intelligent and creative he becomes.

Schwitzer
09-15-2005, 10:38 PM
They know who blame.
You can tell I was absolutely trashed; I forgot to type "to" in there.

MidnightGladius
09-15-2005, 10:41 PM
Well, either you're a genius or a mentally deprived person. And as Napolean Bonaparte said:

Of brilliance and insanity, the blessed or the inflicted is chosen but by the victor.

hammocksleeper
09-16-2005, 2:46 AM
yeah so i got drunk tonight and tried to ride my bike around, in flip flops. i totally tore open my foot, i think i broke it.

Schwitzer
09-18-2005, 12:40 PM
Two things.

Yes, I'm a coherent drunk. Yes, I wrote that (whilst drunk).

I also look damned good in a bra... don't I, AJ? :P

hammocksleeper
09-18-2005, 3:34 PM
i went and got x-rays, the x-rays came up negative, and the doctor says i damaged a ligament or something. whatever.

schwitzer, give me those pictures now...err...aj show me