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Fenguin
09-13-2005, 2:34 AM
http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/120905/dryy_3.jpg
http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/120905/dryy_2.jpg

See, this is how Asian people cook their dogs and cats to eat. It gets rid of pathogens and makes the meat tender and juicy at the same time! My mouth waters at the thought...









Haha, just kidding. It's actually an "infrared powered pet dry room" made by a crazy Korean company. Infrared is actually very beneficial to skin health so the dog isn't been harmed in any way.

But it looks funny nonetheless. :D
Aquarian
09-13-2005, 3:12 AM
No it isn't.Some Koreans and Chinese do cook their dogs in claypots.

But,seriously,dogs have better lives than some humans.
Aquarian
09-13-2005, 4:29 AM
Lol.I still remember the,stuff your cat into a glass cube thread.
Schwitzer
09-13-2005, 4:58 AM
Lol.I still remember the,stuff your cat into a glass cube thread.
Bonzai Kitten!
Demon_Child
09-13-2005, 5:27 AM
This thread disturbs me. :/
Aquarian
09-13-2005, 5:51 AM
Here's the real version of Microwave Your Dog! (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/micropet.htm)
Mattimeo
09-13-2005, 9:12 AM
Is that anything like Skin Your Pet Alive ??

Um... wtf...

~Don't Panic
Mtank
09-13-2005, 12:20 PM
Bah. I wish I could afford that thing. But I have to make do with the miniturized version, meaning i have to sort of crush or divide the dog in order to fit it in.

Its a lot of effort. :concern:
Rayne
09-13-2005, 1:49 PM
You had me there for a second. :P
UnHoly-Assassin
09-13-2005, 4:22 PM
Hmm...my turtle is a bit too wet...maybe if I just pop it in the microwave for a few seconds...

*a few seconds later*

eww...what is that thing in my microwave?
Beef
09-13-2005, 5:08 PM
Is that anything like Skin Your Pet Alive ??
That's fucking gross dude. Why would you post something like that...
Sikawtic
09-13-2005, 5:17 PM
That's fucking gross dude. Why would you post something like that...He has no class.
Xenon
09-13-2005, 5:55 PM
That's fucking gross dude. Why would you post something like that...

You guys are the perverts wanting to see a link called "Skin your pet alive"... don't be suddenly mad because people are really skinning pets alive in that link.

Besides, it calls to attention the plight of helpless animals being skinned alive for meat and fashion in southeast asia. The least they could do is kill them first. Although, I have a feeling those otters that were rectally entered onto a pole died from that major anal trauma.

It only takes about 1/2 a second to decide a link isn't worth your time. If you watched it to the end, who's sicker? Me for posting it, or you for watching it?
kongurous
09-13-2005, 5:59 PM
I hate to say it, but theXenon is correct. No-one is forcing you to watch the link so... can we get back on topic?
Beef
09-13-2005, 6:26 PM
You guys are the perverts wanting to see a link called "Skin your pet alive"... don't be suddenly mad because people are really skinning pets alive in that link.

Besides, it calls to attention the plight of helpless animals being skinned alive for meat and fashion in southeast asia. The least they could do is kill them first. Although, I have a feeling those otters that were rectally entered onto a pole died from that major anal trauma.

It only takes about 1/2 a second to decide a link isn't worth your time. If you watched it to the end, who's sicker? Me for posting it, or you for watching it?
That's true, i guess. Perhaps a graphic reminder of the torture and killing of live animals. :mad:
Modred
09-13-2005, 6:48 PM
That's true, i guess. Perhaps a graphic reminder of the torture and killing of live animals.

However that is not what this thread about. In the context of a funny thread, the logical assumption is that Xenon is also posting a funny link with an initially offensive title. In that light, I request that Xenon remove the link.

Anyway, that was great Fenguin. I want one!
Beef
09-13-2005, 7:07 PM
However that is not what this thread about. In the context of a funny thread, the logical assumption is that Xenon is also posting a funny link with an initially offensive title. In that light, I request that Xenon remove the link.

Anyway, that was great Fenguin. I want one!
That's what I was thinking too. This is supposed to be a funny thread. Then Xenon comes in with something extremely graphic. I don't have anything against you Xenon, but I thought the link it was in the wrong type of thread.

Now that that's behind, lets get back on topic. :)
BlackHawk
09-13-2005, 7:10 PM
You had me at the beginning and I was like "...wtf?". Pretty crazy, but I bet it's pretty expensive, and it's not the best thing I could be spending that $ on.
The_Maker
09-13-2005, 8:11 PM
Thats just gross...
Fenguin
09-14-2005, 1:45 PM
Thats just gross...
Sometimes the funny shapes you see (usually called "letters") make up "words" that describe the actual content of this thread.
TheGreatBrain
09-14-2005, 4:12 PM
So this is like a dog tanning booth or something? I think we're going a little overboard with the pet care. The picture is funny, though.

Also I love it that anything that Xenon says or does, no matter how innocent, somehow generates controversy.
Xenon
09-14-2005, 5:24 PM
Also I love it that anything that Xenon says or does, no matter how innocent, somehow generates controversy.

That's what makes coming to this place fun! :D
Neo
09-14-2005, 9:42 PM
You know, you might be able to get away with posting links like that at BF, but not here.

Regardless of whether people "choose to click the link or not" is beside the point.

This is supposed to be a G rated -- or at least PG Rated (haha) forum. We could at least maintain the illusion that this forum is suitable for minors.

-Neo
Xenon
09-14-2005, 10:50 PM
You know, you might be able to get away with posting links like that at BF, but not here.

Regardless of whether people "choose to click the link or not" is beside the point.

This is supposed to be a G rated -- or at least PG Rated (haha) forum. We could at least maintain the illusion that this forum is suitable for minors.

-Neo

Here we go again...

I think you misspelled "Nazi"... it's not En Ee Oh, It's En Ay Zed Eye.

That link was rated PG. There was no sex in it...

Anyway, I don't really care.

PS: Go fcuk yourself with a rusty knife dipped in HIV and wrapped up in razor wire that's been soaking in dog feces and skunk musk for seven days in Courtney Love's pool Neo.

The point being; you don't need video to put offensive images in people's minds, and I've heard worse things on this forum than anything I've seen in that video link.

But whatever. More power to you buddy. You could have just removed the link though. Please power trip a bit more assclown. Can I say assclown on Warboards? I forget.