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Aquarian
09-12-2005, 1:42 AM
Only yes or no questions please.(SEA:South East Asia)

A king and queen went into a hotel and was thrown out.They later went to a clinic and was thrown out too.They were later thrown out of a city hall.In the end,some poor locals found them and tore them apart and ate them.(NOT CANNIBALISM!)

Who are they and why are they thrown out?

Hint:Like I said,not cannibalism.It means that the king and queen might not be humans.XD
kongurous
09-12-2005, 1:45 AM
They were aliens from another world that looked like good food for poor people?
BIGDB
09-12-2005, 1:46 AM
Burger King and Dairy Queen? A Burger and a Dairy Product... Maybe?
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 1:51 AM
Skip:No

BigDB:Close,but no.Very close.
BIGDB
09-12-2005, 1:59 AM
Trash.
hammocksleeper
09-12-2005, 1:59 AM
(SEA:South East Asia)

A king and queen went into a hotel and was thrown out.They later went to a clinic and was thrown out too.They were later thrown out of a city hall.In the end,some poor locals found them and tore them apart and ate them.(NOT CANNIBALISM!)

Who are they and why are they thrown out?

a dog? xD
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 2:03 AM
BigDB:Not really...

hammock:No way!

Hint:They were thrown out...
kongurous
09-12-2005, 2:12 AM
Hint:They were thrown out...

Like trash or a dog. But trash can't be a king and queen, neither can a dog. Hmm... this is interesting indeed.
BIGDB
09-12-2005, 2:12 AM
Thrown out, or thrown up? -- And skip... Yeah it can be, well food anyway. Look at my first post in this thread.

lol @ hammock.
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 2:16 AM
Yeah.It is a food.But what food?The king and queen are a different food.

This might be simple for people working in city halls or hotels in Indonesia or Malaysia.

They were thrown out of the place.

Another Hint:
Asians:I love the king...I love the queen too...
Westerners:I hate the king...I guess the queen's ok...
Modred
09-12-2005, 2:36 AM
I don't get it. Aquarian must have walked into bar and now he can't think straight.
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 2:38 AM
I'm perfectly normal now.Don't worry.I just drank coke,not beer.I only do that at night.
Modred
09-12-2005, 2:38 AM
Aha, aha, aha, haaaaaa. You didn't get my joke. And no, I'm not explaining it. =D
Schwitzer
09-12-2005, 2:49 AM
Lame, Modred, very lame :P
Xenon
09-12-2005, 2:51 AM
You talking about Durian and Mangosteens?
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 2:53 AM
Ah!TheXenon got the answer of the queen!It's the mangosteen,the queen of fruits and the durian!The king of fruits.

They're not allowed in hotels and halls and public places.
Xenon
09-12-2005, 2:54 AM
Maybe you didn't read it right.... Durian... the KING of Fruits

The reason they're not allowed in, is because they stink too much! Haha! A good ripe Durian smells like sweaty socks! hehe.

PS: What did I win for being so knowledgeable about SEA?
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 2:59 AM
JackFruit and Durians are different...

I can never understand westerners...The durian smells like heaven...

The mangosteen is not allowed because it is too sticky and make the place stick...
Xenon
09-12-2005, 3:12 AM
That's why I edited out Jackfruit within 10 seconds of posting...

Also: Durian is an acquired taste and smell. If "easterners" didn't think Durian stank too, they would allow it in Hotels, City Hall etc.
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 3:18 AM
It's because then you westerners will then complain and the hotels been westernized too much.

How I mised staying in a long house instead of a hotel.
Xenon
09-12-2005, 3:27 AM
Don't say "you westerners" like you know me... I believe in living like the natives do when I'm in someone else's country. I think you meant to say "those ignorant Americans". By the way, I love Durian, and I still think it smells somewhat reminiscent of sweaty gym socks.

Also, regarding "sticky" mangosteen... I think it depends on how you open it... I had mangosteen last month, which is a treat for me because it's hard to find it here in Toronto, Canada.
Aquarian
09-12-2005, 3:33 AM
Heh.Too bad my Durian tree was struck by lightning when I was like,5 years old.I loooooove the smell of durian in the morning.I didn't have a mangosteen tree though.
Hawthorne
09-12-2005, 2:25 PM
Eastners...EASTNERS. That's racism againts Eastern Europeans ( like myself ) I''m gonna go get my bazooka! ;)

Hawthorne
kongurous
09-12-2005, 5:57 PM
It's because then you westerners will then complain and the hotels been westernized too much.

You have something against our culture? I'll let you in on a secret: America is closer east to Southeast Asia than it is west, so HA!