i'm tankied!!!

[dunchy]

and i'm playing dig dug with davey! hi warboards!!!!

[Schwitzer]

Woohoo! I was "tankied" a couple of nights ago at pub crawl.

Have a drink for me. And make sure it's a decent one 'cause... well... it's for me ;)

[Kazansky]

What the hell does "tankied" mean anyhow?

[Mtank]

oh no. Another drunken dunchy thread.

Would I have dreamed last night that this could happen the next light, i would not be able to sleep, for my eyes would be open, vigilant, in shock and fear of this event.

[Kazansky]

Really. I want to know what tankied means.

[Aquarian]

Yeah.Let me drink some too!

:beer:

Ye haa!!!!!!

[kongurous]

Really. I want to know what tankied means.

Drunk, dude, drunk. SDpeakign of being in the art of wahemmdness, I am also durnk up teh tre of Wifebeater!!!!!11

[dunchy]

spyy your fainking it!
and i got a drunked frogger! AJ DRINK!
skippy pos tf pic;ture

[kongurous]

spyy your fainking it!
and i got a drunked frogger! AJ DRINK!
skippy pos tf pic;ture

dod fkui u i durnked up uy etda

SNOAEHVS NINAJS BLOASAFGVEWJIFO

[Scauthra]

This thead is awsome. <3

[Killphill]

Awww there hasnt been a "Im drunk" thread for awhile... Yay drunkeness!

[WeekendLazyness]

I went to a party last night. You had to pay $3 for a cup. As soon as I got a cup, the kegs ran dry.

Luckily someone was smart enough to go out and buy beer. :D

[BSTRhino]

Ha, "tankied" is such a cute word.

$3 a cup!

I just realised you have a pretty funny status there WeekendLazyness...

[Demon_Child]

Tankage sounds better than tankied, but that is just my pov. Anyway. I won't be able to have some of the nip for a while since I am now required to work 6 days a week.

[Whiteknight]

I'm slightly right now, but I never approach the puking line. Needes and puking are the only thing in life I can't stand.

[Schwitzer]

I've never really heard of "tanked" being pronounced as "tankied", but I'll bet it takes off as the next fad or something. Thanks, dunchy :P

Hmm... although last night when I learned I had to go into uni to work on a group assignment at 12:30am I must admit I did get a little "tankied" beforehand... hmm... >_>

[dunchy]

Something Did It Againe~

[Mattimeo]

Note to self, don't get drunk.

Also, we're too busy playing halo 2 to bother.

~Don't Panic

[dunchy]

You know what's really weird about choking chicks and sodomy.. it's stuff you get on your TV. Seriously though, I can outdrink the mesiah of drinking, who basically is me. Is that some sort of paradox? I can outdrink myself? I don't know if that's even really reasonable. On e thing is true though.. you remember that commercial where the .. what fommcerical was it.. it was the commercial where that gugy blew through the wall and he was a giant juice guy.. koolaid!! yeah.. that guy.. he wlaways would blwo through walls and bhe.s.. www.xdashenetertainment.com it is a gfreat site. Antyone.. he'd blow through this wall and he'd be likew "oh yeah!!" and why wouldn't hwe be .. he's a great guy. Actually that's stupid, of curosue he isn't a great guy.. he's a fucking giant juice gjug!~!!@ Well this is kind if ridioucly6t.. I think the best thing about koolaid man is that he is in fact a guaint jug iof coueuice.. juice.. I think I know one thing that i am going to share wei th you all right now. I 'm going to be a liot more hammered in about 1/2 an hour.. GHuess if you can see .. hold on nevermind. I forgot my frain.. train of thought. ONe thing I gotta see peopl.. before I give a peace out is that I'm going to get really wates and I also really like koo.laid. It's pretty good. TYou can get a huge ass thing of cherry at safeway for like 5 bucksl. Enough jugs to win over and bvfine lady. ANy fine lady that thinks koolaid is pretty great. Which is non one. I'm going to go get grdrunk now. Kolalid bitches!

[Demon_Child]

You know what's really weird about choking chicks and sodomy.. it's stuff you get on your TV. Seriously though, I can outdrink the mesiah of drinking, who basically is me. Is that some sort of paradox? I can outdrink myself? I don't know if that's even really reasonable. On e thing is true though.. you remember that commercial where the .. what fommcerical was it.. it was the commercial where that gugy blew through the wall and he was a giant juice guy.. koolaid!! yeah.. that guy.. he wlaways would blwo through walls and bhe.s.. www.xdashenetertainment.com it is a gfreat site. Antyone.. he'd blow through this wall and he'd be likew "oh yeah!!" and why wouldn't hwe be .. he's a great guy. Actually that's stupid, of curosue he isn't a great guy.. he's a fucking giant juice gjug!~!!@ Well this is kind if ridioucly6t.. I think the best thing about koolaid man is that he is in fact a guaint jug iof coueuice.. juice.. I think I know one thing that i am going to share wei th you all right now. I 'm going to be a liot more hammered in about 1/2 an hour.. GHuess if you can see .. hold on nevermind. I forgot my frain.. train of thought. ONe thing I gotta see peopl.. before I give a peace out is that I'm going to get really wates and I also really like koo.laid. It's pretty good. TYou can get a huge ass thing of cherry at safeway for like 5 bucksl. Enough jugs to win over and bvfine lady. ANy fine lady that thinks koolaid is pretty great. Which is non one. I'm going to go get grdrunk now. Kolalid bitches!

Let me just say that dunchy's train of thought had been derailed back at the station. But I still love him anyway. ;)

[dunchy]

I'ts funny that you sayt that.. I wondewr this one time tha I went to a staion.. not just any kind of station mind youj.. this is for real too gutys.. i'm no0t kidding..THIS ISN"T JOKE TIME?!?!?!!!!1 ONE EOQN OPK.. SERIOUSLY THOUGH... i'M GOING TO get serious on you guys here and I hope no none takes it too seriously because I"m not one to get snetinmental buty I gotta gtell you guysd this.. HOLY FUC I"M WASTEDSS!@!!!! I serioulsy have dranke nmore than huamns, elofs or nomads shouljd drink. I think I just quaffed a cat, it felt furry on my throat... i don't wanna bragt but I AM SERIOUSLY PROBABly the strnongest elf quaffing nomad whowever played a game of scrabble with his gramma on boxing day mainkly because she didn't want to buy my new shoes!! w2ho fucking forsnd'y wasnty knew shoes? I mean new ones. I thoguth she knew who I was, she said I was a four headed snake and played a fine game of bochii .. I think I"m ikidding; sh'es fucking tergbile at bachi! I ate some pizza baggles tonight, some idiot burnt the fuck out of them.. he waited too long! Thjey were good though kind of, I think someone is watching soup operas.. i saw one in the backgrouind pr heard it or something it somds stupid/... woudln't t3e wor5ld be better if everyone just wore capes?I have wooden teeth I cannot tell a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

btw i suck at dig dug

[kongurous]

You know what's really weird about choking chicks and sodomy.. it's stuff you get on your TV. Seriously though, I can outdrink the mesiah of drinking, who basically is me. Is that some sort of paradox? I can outdrink myself? I don't know if that's even really reasonable. On e thing is true though.. you remember that commercial where the .. what fommcerical was it.. it was the commercial where that gugy blew through the wall and he was a giant juice guy.. koolaid!! yeah.. that guy.. he wlaways would blwo through walls and bhe.s.. www.xdashenetertainment.com (http://www.xdashenetertainment.com) it is a gfreat site. Antyone.. he'd blow through this wall and he'd be likew "oh yeah!!" and why wouldn't hwe be .. he's a great guy. Actually that's stupid, of curosue he isn't a great guy.. he's a fucking giant juice gjug!~!!@ Well this is kind if ridioucly6t.. I think the best thing about koolaid man is that he is in fact a guaint jug iof coueuice.. juice.. I think I know one thing that i am going to share wei th you all right now. I 'm going to be a liot more hammered in about 1/2 an hour.. GHuess if you can see .. hold on nevermind. I forgot my frain.. train of thought. ONe thing I gotta see peopl.. before I give a peace out is that I'm going to get really wates and I also really like koo.laid. It's pretty good. TYou can get a huge ass thing of cherry at safeway for like 5 bucksl. Enough jugs to win over and bvfine lady. ANy fine lady that thinks koolaid is pretty great. Which is non one. I'm going to go get grdrunk now. Kolalid bitches!

WTRF. And I betcha I could outdrink you.

I'ts funny that you sayt that.. I wondewr this one time tha I went to a staion.. not just any kind of station mind youj.. this is for real too gutys.. i'm no0t kidding..THIS ISN"T JOKE TIME?!?!?!!!!1 ONE EOQN OPK.. SERIOUSLY THOUGH... i'M GOING TO get serious on you guys here and I hope no none takes it too seriously because I"m not one to get snetinmental buty I gotta gtell you guysd this.. HOLY FUC I"M WASTEDSS!@!!!! I serioulsy have dranke nmore than huamns, elofs or nomads shouljd drink. I think I just quaffed a cat, it felt furry on my throat... i don't wanna bragt but I AM SERIOUSLY PROBABly the strnongest elf quaffing nomad whowever played a game of scrabble with his gramma on boxing day mainkly because she didn't want to buy my new shoes!! w2ho fucking forsnd'y wasnty knew shoes? I mean new ones. I thoguth she knew who I was, she said I was a four headed snake and played a fine game of bochii .. I think I"m ikidding; sh'es fucking tergbile at bachi! I ate some pizza baggles tonight, some idiot burnt the fuck out of them.. he waited too long! Thjey were good though kind of, I think someone is watching soup operas.. i saw one in the backgrouind pr heard it or something it somds stupid/... woudln't t3e wor5ld be better if everyone just wore capes?I have wooden teeth I cannot tell a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

btw i suck at dig dug

You aren't making a damn bit of sense.

[Kazansky]

Seriously though, I can outdrink the mesiah of drinking, who basically is me.
Nooo you're nooooot!!

Australia's most famous drinking record was set by the legendary Australian Prime Minister Robert (Bob) Hawke in 1955. He drank 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds at University College, Oxford. Hawke recalls the incident as follows in The Hawke Memoirs (1994):

"In more down-to-earth fashion I inadvertently achieved notoriety as a result of one the quaint and ancient customs of my college. A system operated at dinner in the Great Hall under which if an offence was committed - in my case coming to dinner without a gown (some bastard had borrowed mine) - on was 'sconced'. This meant having to drink two and a half pints of ale out of an antique pewter pot in less than twenty-five seconds. Failure to do so involved paying for the first drink, plus another two and a half pints. My chance of avoiding payment lay in downing the ale within the limit and hoping that the Sconcemaster - the President of the Junior Common Room - could not beat my time. I was too broke for the fine and necessity became the mother of ingestion. I downed the contents of the pot in eleven seconds, left the Sconcemaster floundering, and entered the Guniness Book of Records with the fastest time ever recorded. This feat was to endear me to some of my fellow Australians more than anything else I ever achieved."

Eventually he was awarded an Oxford PhD for his drinking efforts:

"Qui si memoret sponsione provocatum lagenam ampliorem cervisiae plenam breviori temporis spatio quam quivis alius exhausisse," Professor Jasper Griffin intoned at the ceremony in the historic Sheldonian Theatre. Literally, that means: "He records that on a challenge he once drank off a sconce pot of beer in unbeaten record time" _ one of Hawke's proudest boasts in a career that began 50 years ago as a Rhodes scholar from Western Australia. Hawke entered the Guinness Book of Records for his feat and said he was not surprised it was brought up at such a formal occasion. "In a political sense, it was one of the big advantages I got out of my time at Oxford," Mr Hawke said. "It endeared me to a large section of the Australian voting population that I had a world beer drinking record."

[BSTRhino]

What an entertaining thread.

I'm slightly right now, but I never approach the puking line. Needes and puking are the only thing in life I can't stand.
Ha. I had always imagined you as one of those people who would always say no to alcohol. Like me. That's okay, I still think you rock Canada like no other knight in white.

Where'd you get that piece of information Kazansky?

[Schwitzer]

Where'd you get that piece of information Kazansky?

Hawke recalls the incident as follows in The Hawke Memoirs (1994)

dunchy, enlighten us some more! :D

[Stonehand]

I'm just wandering... can you get drunk by lemonade? that always happens to me O.o

WOOOo GO DRINKING THREAD

[Vhaeraun]

You know what's really weird about choking chicks and sodomy.. it's stuff you get on your TV.


haha. dunchy's been listening to System of a Down. btw, that song rocks

[Whiteknight]

Ha. I had always imagined you as one of those people who would always say no to alcohol. Like me. That's okay, I still think you rock Canada like no other knight in white.

Actually, I just had to add that I don't ever do it that often... and I don't lose control like the beautiful example before us.