The Adventures of Macman and Apple!

[iHawk]

Hey everyone, this is a conversation that happened on IRC tonight and I thought it was good enough to post. I've bolded all of the Macman&Apple parts so that you can read just them if you'd like.

-->| Whiteknight (~Whiteknig@ORGNetwork.on.EnterTheGame.Com) has joined #orgnetwork
=-= Mode #orgnetwork +o Whiteknight by ChanServ
iHawk: Hi WK
=-= Mode #orgnetwork +l 20 by ChanServ
Whiteknight: Hello
iHawk: It's quiet
Whiteknight: Too quiet?
iHawk: Aye
Whiteknight: Dr. NoGood must be up to something
Whiteknight: and the duty falls on us to find out what
iHawk: ?¿?
iHawk lifts the head off a bust to reveal a secret button "Quick! To the Macmobile!"
iHawk presses the button making a bookcase slide away showing a long tunnel with two firepoles, iHawk jumps on one marked 'iHawk' and slides into the Mac Cave
iHawk reaches the bottem of the pole now as his alter ego…
Whiteknight greets his faithful servant, Spotlight, and hops into the Macmobile
=-= iHawk is now known as Macman
[ERROR] Missing required parameter action.
Macman !
Macman Hops in the Macmobile and speeds out the secret entrance to find Dr. NoGood!
=-= Whiteknight is now known as Apple
Macman: *cheesy music/effects*
Apple: Quick, macman, Dr.Nogood is up to no good!
Macman: lol Apple xD
Apple: I've heard of his latest diabolical scheme
Macman: What is it Apple?!
Apple: It seems that he plans to introduce a new type of window... every month!
Macman: :O
Macman: OH NOES!
Apple: If this happens, people could be buying windows all the time!
Macman: We must stop him! At all costs!
Macman comes across a simple clue that he figures out quickly and that leads him directly to Dr. NoGood's secret lair!
Macman: The original Batman was the best
Apple: Oh no!
Apple: We fell into a trap!
Macman: Again?!
Apple: IT seems that his evil virus henchmen are closing in on us!
Apple: 1337 H4xx0r, Macman!
Macman: No problem my young ward! We'll just use our pattented iAntiVir
Apple: Great galloping gasby, Macman, it's working!
|<-- BSTRhino has left irc.enterthegame.com (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.68.5 [Firefox 1.0.6/20050716])
Macman: The Viruses are weakened, now's our chance!
=-= TinyDancer[zZzZz] is now known as TinyDancer
Apple: Quick, he's escaping Macman!
Macman punches the first Virus *ZOT!!!*
TinyDancer blinks sleepily
Macman kicks the second *Unfff!*
|<-- TinyDancer has left irc.enterthegame.com (Quit: Byebye!!)
Apple uses his antivirus rope on the second virus *CLIBORT!*
Macman throws the third at the first *BLAMMO!!!!*
Apple kungpows the 4th *Insert nonsensical thing here*
Apple looks around at the beaten viruses
Apple: Macman, we've done it!
Apple: But it seems Dr.NoGood has got away!
Macman: Yes, but Dr. NoGood has escaped! DRAT!
Macman: Luckly I placed my iTracker on him while we were fighting the Viruses!
Apple: It appears he went to hide within the depths of the maze of D.O.S.
Apple: Good thinking Macman!
Apple: Onward!
Macman: To the Macmobile
=-= Mode #orgnetwork +l 18 by ChanServ
Macman: *Dunanananananananan*
Apple: Wow, you know Macman, this is such a smooth ride
Macman: It's because of our suspension
Macman: iSuspend
|<-- Jeff-Ral has left irc.enterthegame.com (Quit: -=SysReset 2.53=-)
Apple: Horning Halloby Hortortles, we seem to be entering the caves of D.O.S.!
Macman: That we are Apple, that we are. Activate the iSee (AKA a fancy searchlight)
Apple presses a button
Apple: iSee, you must find us Dr.NoGood!
Apple: Wow, an immediate result!
Macman sees Dr.NoGood
Macman: Ah-HA!
Apple: Careful Macman, he has hid behind bunches of useless code!
-->| CivilProtection (~chatzilla@c-66-177-232-86.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #orgnetwork
Macman hops out of the car (Doors are for n00bz) and prances after Dr.NoGood dodging the code
Macman: Hio CP
CivilProtection: wtf
Apple chases after Dr.NoGood
CivilProtection: hi, iHawk...
Macman: It's the Adventures of Macman and Apple!
Apple erases part of a code *ZAP*
Macman body checks through a system loop *SMASH!*
Apple hacks at an error *CLOSED*
CivilProtection: uh...
Apple: Macman, look! We've defeated the code and now have left Dr.NoGood defenseless!
CivilProtection: Macman, get off your cuh-fluffle and do some postage.
-->| bluemicrobyte (~bluemicro@user-10cm4fp.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #orgnetwork
Macman finally sees DR.NoGood with more henchman "¥00 @®3 †3|-H /\/00ßZ0®Z! |)313†3 †|-|3/\/\ /\/\¥ /\/\¡/\/¡0/\/$!"
CivilProtection: wtf
Macman: CP: Where do I need to post?
Apple: Oh no, Macman, he's spouting 1337 at us!
CivilProtection: uh...
Macman: that many huh?
CivilProtection: geuss what I'm about to say. Til Monday comes, I don't know how long WotT can stay afloat
Macman: hmm…
Macman: I see
CivilProtection: I'm annoyed. Greatly.
Macman: Apple! Hold off Dr.NoGood til I return!
Macman prances off quickly to Warboards
CivilProtection: AJ won't even let Gia/ZC/SK back...
CivilProtection hides
=-= Mode #orgnetwork +l 19 by ChanServ
Macman: Has ZC tried to explain himself yet?
CivilProtection: no idea
CivilProtection: Whiteknight/Apple would probably know
Macman: Apple, do you know if ZerCross has tried to explain himself to AJ yer?
Macman: yet*
Macman: Mmmm rasins…
Apple: Hm?
Apple: Not to AJ directly, I believe, but his explanation is unsatisfactory in my beliefs
Macman: what is it?
CivilProtection: ugh...
CivilProtection: so you're content to let a forum die, simply because you don't like his explanation?
Macman: Maybe we should start a protest… *ponders*
-->| Omega (~Omega@201.139.7.7) has joined #orgnetwork
Macman: Hio Ω
Apple: You've been waiting for that all day, havn't you iHawk?
=-= Apple is now known as Whiteknight
Macman: Waiting for what?
Macman: Hi Ω
Omega: hi
Macman: or the protest
Whiteknight: Will our heroes meet their bitter end? Will Dr.Nogood's henchment hassle the horrible situation? Stay tuned next time. Same Mac time. Same Mac Channel.

And that concludes the conversation about Macman and Apple! Feel free to comment laugh scorn or go on IRC to see what other madness unfolds!
(I just posted this 'cause I thought it was funny)

[TinyDancer]

Ohhhhh so that's what you guys were up to while I was asleep. XD

[kongurous]

Ohhhhh so that's what you guys were up to while I was asleep. XD

Yeah. Funny log, Lt.

[AJ]

note: the roleplaying forum will not die because of the absence of one person.
give it a rest.

[kongurous]

note: the roleplaying forum will not die because of the absence of one person.
give it a rest.

Well, not die, but slow down considerably. You saw what happened when he left, the RP forum came to a grinding halt.

[AJ]

yup, that must've been it. i mean, obviously. without a doubt.
conclusive scientific evidence exists backing that statement up, quite so.

[kongurous]

yup, that must've been it. i mean, obviously. without a doubt.
conclusive scientific evidence exists backing that statement up, quite so.

...Wtf? If he had not left, I know a few RPs that would still be alive right now. Of course, it's my fault any of that happened so... I'm gonna end this post now.

[Whiteknight]

This thread isn't about Gia; please try to stay on topic or take it to PMs.

[Geno]

I disappeared at an unlikely time, too. I haven't returned. I haven't seen a really big "OMFG TEH WINNAR" RP yet... But then again, it's always my fault.

...

...Or we can just blame Whiteknight.

But seriously, you can blame it on whatever you want. As far as I'm concerned, I'm tempted to sit out the RP forum for a long while... Like... Indefinately. Kind of iffy, though, pending whether or not I see a good RP come soon... Or one of mine takes off...

~Larry "Geno" Meyers
- BI's RP forum Aide

P.S. To be on topic, though: That was freaking hilarious. Let me know of what happens next ^.^;;

P.P.S. I love being home. A network that *doesn't* crash :)

[bluemicrobyte]

RP forum.... yes.....

/me grins wickedly

Maybe I should wander over there sometime....

/me laughs menacingly as he lifts the pitch fork into the air

/me doesn't think stupid emotes count as roleplaying and they definately don't qualify for a roleplaying forum

Or maybe not :P

[iHawk]

I'm glad that some of you thought it was funny :) That in it's own makes my day, and as for what happens next? I think it was a 'spur-of-the-moment' thing, but if WhiteKnight ever wants to I'm sure we can have some fun with it.

[kongurous]

you have new additions, Macman, for I am Linuxman, with my sidekick UbuntuChick!

[Xenon]

That was possibly the lamest, most un-funny thing I have ever read. Excuse me while I go gouge out my eyeballs with a blunt rusty spoon.

[TinyDancer]

/me arrives in a swirl of penguin-colored cape.

Aha! It is I! UbuntuChick!

/me steals the rusty spoon and uses it to defeat a pathetic Windows XP computer.

[Protoss_Honor]

I will join that. I am XPerBoyerBoy! I am Dr. Nogoods right hand man, I am even better then Dr. Nogood, but he is more famous, so I am just hanging with him and waiting for my chance to defeat Nogood and rule all of Windows! ..... Or something like that. heh. WINDOWS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*XPerBoyerBoy grabs two hard drives and starts beating Ubuntuchick up with them.

[kongurous]

*XPerBoyerBoy grabs two hard drives and starts beating Ubuntuchick up with them.

/me sends a virus at XPerBoyerBoy

[UnHoly-Assassin]

And I, Agent ErrorReport from microsoft, makes a visit into the computers to log every event.

[Protoss_Honor]

OFFICALLY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THINGY!! I am changing my name from XperBoyerBoy to XPMan. As in Xtra Powerful Man. I do this to foul upp virrus attacks from the likes of skippy. So from here on in, I am XPMan.


EDIT: Ihave changed to XPMan instead of XPManMan, because XPManMan wont fit on my status, so yeah. heh.

[TinyDancer]

/me has resigned from the position of sidekick, under the grounds that a sidekick can't be shunned, it just doesn't work.