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PARIS, France (Reuters) --
Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.
The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."
Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.
Yes it's a derogatory stereotype.
Yes I can laugh at it.
And yes, I realize that some of you have seen this before.
Nuff said.
Markpyro
09-09-2005, 6:56 PM
xD! At first I thought it was true, then I read through that paragraph twice over and it dawned on me. Awesome.
Good job, Nuts, bash the French. *pats*
Hahahaha, Hilarious.
Of course seeing as how it is at the expense of the french it is considered high treason not to find it hilarious. :D
Spartan-II
09-09-2005, 7:22 PM
That's geat..
When I first tread the title, I thought he had actually done something.
Black.Ice
09-09-2005, 8:40 PM
Haha that's great!
I hope we don't have any French WB'ers.
Stonehand
09-09-2005, 8:49 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
....
what, can't I laugh?
Mattimeo
09-09-2005, 9:56 PM
It's funny because french people smell.
But seriously, old, mean, and very funny. Good show Nuts.
~Don't Panic
Scauthra
09-09-2005, 10:04 PM
I thought at first when I saw the thread the French finally won thier deperate battle to make Lance look like a bad guy, but I shoulda noted Nuts was the author and that he was going to bend France over. Oh damnit -.-
Mattimeo
09-09-2005, 10:18 PM
I thought at first when I saw the thread the French finally won thier deperate battle to make Lance look like a bad guy, but I shoulda noted Nuts was the author and that he was going to bend France over. Oh damnit -.-
You have a grudge against lance armstrong or something?
~Don't Panic
Aquarian
09-10-2005, 2:41 AM
Lol.I was wondering if it was true,then about the backbone and testi thingy,I found out not.
bluemicrobyte
09-10-2005, 4:01 AM
Je detest le stupid americains *mumbles*
(excuse my french :P)
Scauthra
09-10-2005, 4:55 AM
You have a grudge against lance armstrong or something?
~Don't Panic
Not at all. The damnit part was thinking something did come up when I failed to notice Nuts made the thread.
And when it comes to hype in the media, it's interesting to hear of such things. :/
Demon_Child
09-10-2005, 5:35 AM
Damn, Nuts. Where have you been? I already knew about this since a few weeks after Lance won the Tour de France for the 7th time. :/
BlackHawk
09-10-2005, 10:06 AM
Haha, silly French. Go Nuts go :).
Je detest le stupid americains *mumbles*
(excuse my french :P)
Le francais et stupid.
Nickodemus
09-10-2005, 10:37 AM
I just hate Armstrong because he is an egotistical texas bigotted Idiot. Fine you have one testie and survived cancer. Maybe try the "humble" aproach. not the arrogant ass aproach. I'm sure he used a banned substance at some point. hey, all americans do. Its how we do things. We cheat. O well. get over it. He did it and you didn't catch him till it was over quit your belly aching. the one thing you should give him is he brought air time to that usless drivel. lol
Stonehand
09-10-2005, 10:42 AM
I have nothing to agure with you Quimbley but one thing...
... because he is an egotistical texas bigotted Idiot.
what, Texas is an insult now?!?
I just hate Armstrong because he is an egotistical texas bigotted Idiot.
Perhaps you can substantiate this quote with something other than baseless accusations?
Fine you have one testie and survived cancer. Maybe try the "humble" aproach. not the arrogant ass aproach.
Raising $40 million dollars for Cancer research doesn't seem very egotistic in my opinion. How much have you raised for Cancer research?
I'm sure he used a banned substance at some point. hey, all americans do. Its how we do things. We cheat.
Are you serious?
He did it and you didn't catch him till it was over quit your belly aching.
Nobody caught him doing anything. Where do you get this idea?
TinyDancer
09-10-2005, 12:16 PM
I just hate Armstrong because he is an egotistical texas bigotted Idiot. Fine you have one testie and survived cancer. Maybe try the "humble" aproach. not the arrogant ass aproach. I'm sure he used a banned substance at some point. hey, all americans do. Its how we do things. We cheat. O well. get over it. He did it and you didn't catch him till it was over quit your belly aching. the one thing you should give him is he brought air time to that usless drivel. lol
1. I am Texan. You gotta problem with that?
2. How would you like losing a testicle? Care to find out?
3. Raising $40 million dollars for Cancer research doesn't seem very egotistic in my opinion. How much have you raised for Cancer research? I second that.
4. I'd prefer if you'd refrain from assuming that I'm a cheater, just because I was born and raised in the USA.
5. He wasn't caught using anything..and I don't believe he did use anything. He went through the same tests as everyone else, and other people were caught using. Get over it.
Goddamn Texans. I hate 'em too. Especially those Floridian Texans. Goddamned Floridian Texans. I hate tiny dancers too. I mean, they're so tiny, and they dance! What's next? Tiny Dancing Floridian Texan Dancers!??!
PS: Seriously though, everyone knows all Americans Cheat. Duh!
TinyDancer
09-10-2005, 1:55 PM
Tiny Dancing Texans anyway...
I only cheat when it may benefit me personally.
I only cheat when it may benefit me personally.
Nuts: The Last Honest Cheating American -- May The Lord Pat Robertson Bless Him.
I think that's the only time most people cheat... unlike me. I cheat on principle.
Nickodemus
09-10-2005, 5:25 PM
well, i was saying that so what e cheated big deal its done. other than that hearing him talk he sound like a self centered biggot. blaaa blaaa blaaa. he should be a little more hu8mble thats what i was saying but you all attached to the texas part. we all know they are over compensating for lack of size. well except for tiny who is just tiny... lol but im sure she rings a mean cowbell LMAO
He didn't cheat, why must you insist on saying so? There have been countless tests and nobody has ever managed to find anything that would prove otherwise.
As for his ego, I ask you again, do you think raising $40 million for cancer research is the sign of an egotistic person?
Modred
09-10-2005, 8:18 PM
we all know they are over compensating for lack of size
Sounds like you're jealous.
Kingscrab
09-10-2005, 8:18 PM
Lance Armstrong kicks ass. The French are just being whiney babies about him winning. (Shocker!) :devil:
TinyDancer
09-10-2005, 8:51 PM
Damn straight I ring a mean cowbell...*clang*
singo
09-10-2005, 10:13 PM
As for his ego, I ask you again, do you think raising $40 million for cancer research is the sign of an egotistic person?
Possibly, what better way to prove you rule?
Of course, The french are..well...just not British old chap.
hammocksleeper
09-11-2005, 5:44 PM
I have great respect for Lance Armstrong as an advocate of medical research and as an incredible, world record-breaking athlete. One thing that sticks out in my mind is how he left his kids and wife of many years for some washed up celebrity. But I don't think that this outweighs the respect I have for him, I mean it could only look bad on the surface, my questioning of his character is merely speculative and I'm not really basing it on anything.
Anyways that is fucking hilarious nuts hahaha, hahaha, hahahaha hahaha!
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