Xenon
09-06-2005, 2:20 AM
Robert and Linda, a married couple, were in the zoo looking at all the animals when they came to the gorilla’s cage.
Linda, an anthropologist by profession and very scientifically minded, said to her husband: “Robert, did you know that gorillas are very similar to humans? Let me make you a demonstration, I’m going to wink at the gorilla”. She winked at the gorilla and the gorilla began to jump up and down and to shake the bars of the cage. “See Robert? Didn’t I tell you, they’re just like men”
Robert said to his wife: “Interesting! Why don’t you throw him a kiss and see what happens next?”. Linda immediately threw a kiss to the gorilla. The gorilla immediately got very excited and started jumping and shaking the bars of the cage very fiercely. Linda said to her husband: “See? Now I understand why you are the way you are. A man cannot control his emotions the same way a gorilla can’t”.
Robert said to his wife: “It’s amazing how the gorilla reacts to a woman’s attention! Linda my darling, try dancing suggestively to the gorilla and let’s see what happens now”. Linda immediately began dancing very suggestively and seductively to the gorilla. When the gorilla saw this he immediately went nuts and couldn’t control himself anymore and started jumping, growling and shaking the bars of the cage with so much force that he broke out of the cage and immediately ran and grabbed Linda and began taking her clothes off one piece at a time.
Linda was terrified and cried to her husband: “Robert my love, I’m afraid, what do I do now?! Please help me, my darling, please help, help, help!!!”
Robert replied: “My darling, now… explain to the gorilla that… this is not the right moment… that you don’t have any desire right now… that you have a headache… that you’re very tired… that you have to get up early tomorrow morning… that he has to understand you as a woman… that he can just hug you…. And let’s see what the gorilla has to say about that!”
Linda, an anthropologist by profession and very scientifically minded, said to her husband: “Robert, did you know that gorillas are very similar to humans? Let me make you a demonstration, I’m going to wink at the gorilla”. She winked at the gorilla and the gorilla began to jump up and down and to shake the bars of the cage. “See Robert? Didn’t I tell you, they’re just like men”
Robert said to his wife: “Interesting! Why don’t you throw him a kiss and see what happens next?”. Linda immediately threw a kiss to the gorilla. The gorilla immediately got very excited and started jumping and shaking the bars of the cage very fiercely. Linda said to her husband: “See? Now I understand why you are the way you are. A man cannot control his emotions the same way a gorilla can’t”.
Robert said to his wife: “It’s amazing how the gorilla reacts to a woman’s attention! Linda my darling, try dancing suggestively to the gorilla and let’s see what happens now”. Linda immediately began dancing very suggestively and seductively to the gorilla. When the gorilla saw this he immediately went nuts and couldn’t control himself anymore and started jumping, growling and shaking the bars of the cage with so much force that he broke out of the cage and immediately ran and grabbed Linda and began taking her clothes off one piece at a time.
Linda was terrified and cried to her husband: “Robert my love, I’m afraid, what do I do now?! Please help me, my darling, please help, help, help!!!”
Robert replied: “My darling, now… explain to the gorilla that… this is not the right moment… that you don’t have any desire right now… that you have a headache… that you’re very tired… that you have to get up early tomorrow morning… that he has to understand you as a woman… that he can just hug you…. And let’s see what the gorilla has to say about that!”