Who'd win?

[kongurous]

Who'd win in a crazy fantasy fistfight, Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?

[Fenguin]

What the foo?!

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Lizzie Borden would kick Anne's ass! (if she had her axe)

[WeekendLazyness]

Helen Keller would fly down from Mt. Olympus and defeat all who opposed the forces of the Planeteers.

[Mattimeo]

Wait, what?

~Don't Panic

[singo]

Hmm, I will reserve judgement until someone tells me who the hell Lizzie Borden is/was/will be.

[kongurous]

Hmm, I will reserve judgement until someone tells me who the hell Lizzie Borden is/was/will be.

Google it, you lazy Brit.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Lizzie+Borden&btnG=Google+Search

[singo]

Oh, just another nutjob.

[Stonehand]

hmmm... it really depends on the pi....

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oh, sorry wrong post! hmm. let me think: a axe weiding maniac v.s. Anne Frank. I have to think about this...

[Spartan-II]

Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother forty wacks. When she saw what she had done, gave her father forty-one!!

Vote cast.

[GrassDragon]

Borden, duh. Anne Frank was wimpy.

[Scauthra]

I know i've heard this question from a TV show... what was it....

DAMN YOU!

[Mattimeo]

It probably depends on whether it's an open stadium like the colliseum or if it's a city-type area where Anne Frank can hide. Probable Borden either way though because even when Anne Frank hides she doesn't really have any way of fighting back.

~Don't Panic

[singo]

Weapons? Or queensberry rules, no punching below the belt and I want a good clean fight?

Well? Its a valid question

[kongurous]

Weapons? Or queensberry rules, no punching below the belt and I want a good clean fight?

Well? Its a valid question

Punching below the belt is a non-issue, we're dealing with women.

[singo]

Hey, lamping someone in the ovaries is supposed to hurt as well. and besides, what about kneecappings etc?

[kongurous]

Hey, lamping someone in the ovaries is supposed to hurt as well. and besides, what about kneecappings etc?

Indeed... fine, no hitting below the belt stands. Still, Lizzie has more votes. And this is a fistfight, reread the first post.

[Demon_Child]

Who'd win in a crazy fantasy fistfight, Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?

Neither, because I would be the sole victor. :)

[Kazansky]

Who's Lizzie Borden? And isn't Anne Frank that dead 13 yr old Jew from the Great Patriotic War?

[kongurous]

Neither, because I would be the sole victor. :)

Keep tellin' yourself that.

Who's Lizzie Borden? And isn't Anne Frank that dead 13 yr old Jew from the Great Patriotic War?

I posted a google search for Lizzie Borden. Read the whole thread, please.

[singo]

Lizzie Borden is a nutter who killed people with an axe and Yes Anne Frank is.



Fistfight? Anne, because with no axe an axe murderer doesnt really have anything at all. And might well curl up in a ball and start gibbering to herself. You cant trust people like that.

[GrassDragon]

But singo, she would have some muscle mass from swinging the axe around all the time. Anne Frank just runs around and cowers in fear a lot.

[Zeltaris]

Anne Frank has a pen. We all know how sharp those are >.>...

[singo]

The pen is mightier than the sword (If the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp) so why not an axe?


Besides, Anne can hide in a cupboard until Liz dies of old age or kills herself.

[Kazansky]

Oh... THAT Lizzy Borden. Anne Frank can't fight. Why is anyone bothering to put her up? An ordinary factory worker could stomp her down and then rape her!

[singo]

Ah, but those factory workers....

Besides, they both are. Its just one of them has a fondness for sharp things.


Are they both dead? If so I can see the fight taking a while. If only Anne is dead it wont take any time at all :P