Ck 2.2 :

[Nickodemus]

CK~2.2

It has been days since the arena was filled, the sound of laughter filled the air as Potato Goats smashed into VHS tapes. Beer mugs lay in wasted ruin, a testament to the might that was the Chilled beverage contained within its frosted lining, and even next to them lay wires, duct tape, and even a remote control. And yet who can forget the god of storms. Her thunder clapping down on all who leveled a disgusted glair upon her. Yes, the Arena had seen better days since, and probably better still to come, but for now it was closed off, a testament to those who would dare to make themselves the lord of the Dance.
“Hey Bob, look I found a rare red Potato Goat.”

“Dude, no way. I’ll trade you a Blaine for it.”

“No way dude, that Blaine isn’t worth must, she didn’t even last mor…”<ZAP>

“Well, I still think it’s a cool figure. Even if it is a gir………….<ZAP>

Two more people appear to sweep up the debris. They talk amongst themselves wondering when the next tremors will shake this arena anew. What new vestiges will take up arms inside the dreaded steel cage that is Kitchen Stadiu<edit, due to copyright it shall now be called Kitchen crock-pot>.

The Head god looks down upon the Realm, a shattered waste of what it once was and thinks to himself. “How can I improve upon such greatness? How can I make it so that even the gods that came before tremble at the carnage? A-ha, the time is near and I call upon them to return, but not as they once were, new gods shall rise upon the very floor upon which I stand. Arising to do Battle in the new…

… CONTROLLED KHAOS II, Aftermath of the beer
New Rules, new fighters, new blood.

1) Character sheet is standard format please. Name, age, looks, equipment, favorite weapon or object, and powers. Weaknesses get PM’d to me so make them creative and if they get found out. You go down like a sack of potatoes.
2) No, and I do mean no <occ> posting please. If you have a question to work out with your competitor do so with your PM’s, not in the thread. I want it to stay clean and just the battle info.
3) Remember, we are going for zany over the top humor; points will be awarded extra for it.
4) I am either going to do this one in a “ladder” style of battle, or teams. It depends on how many people drag themselves away from QoM to do this.
5) The other thing when your characters enter the Arena this time, they get turned Mortal so play that out.

[Nickodemus]

character points area. Will edit them in when i get them.

Name---------------------------Points/deceased or not

Nonicus ~78 points ::

Bob the blob ~63 points ::

Quint ~45 points ::

Sir Ni-alot ~150 points ::




Here are our fighters so far... PM me to join up.

[Protoss_Honor]

I join again!. Let me just make a new char.

Name: Nonicus
age: oldah den youse!
looks: He he has short black hair will silver streaks in it. He has completely black eyes, the entire eye, is bleck, except for the pupils which are silver. He has lightly tanned skin. He looks like a Spartan from ancient greece. He has a breastplate, helmet with a big blue plume, shin guards (you know, those things ancient soldiers wore over their lower legs) shield, and arm gaurds, all made of tungsten (the strongest metal in the world) and coated with silver. He is tall, about 8' 6'' and wheighs around 310 lbs. All muscle. If you hit him with your fist, it feels like you are hitting a steel wall. Even his muscles have muscles.
equipment: He has a xystos (double sided spear) with a tungsten pole and spear heads in one hand, and a tungsten halberd with a tungsten pole in the other. He also has a tungsten sword in a sheath on his waist.
Favorite weapon or object: his favorite weapon is his halberd, but should some lowdown scummy wrom of a person steal it, he has several spares shrunken down and hidden where they cant be found. He has the ability to unshirnk them though. He also has a sapphire on the forehead part of his helmet. it is just there for looks.
Powers: He controls the elements with his weapons. One side of the xystos shoots fire, the other side shoots electricity, the spear tip on his halberd shoots ice, when he strikes the axe head of his halberd on the ground, the earth shakes, when he swings his halberd, it creates great winds that blow away his enemies, his sword shoots out ferocious blasts of water. But when he enters the areana, he will only be able to use one element the entire time. I will reveal which one that is, when I want to. LQ and I both know what it is.

[iHawk]

OOC: Just a pointer: There are only four natural elements; Fire, Water, Earth and Air. In my oppinion I think that electricity falls under Air because that's where it is from >_> I might join this, but my real life is calling me choking my little internet time to death.

Damn real life :mad: but w/e

Name: Bob the Blob
Description: Bob is a large orange JELL-O™ like blob that jiggles about. What else can I say?
Inventory: ß0ß /\/33|)$ /\/0 ¡/\/√3/\/†0®¥ ƒ00!!! 0/\/\G101
Powers: He can change size/shape at will. He can mimick any object and can launch parts of himslef off as projectiles. He disolved things that are absorbed into him much like a jelly-fish eats it's food. Any part of him that is lauched off will remain solid until he calls it back upon when it'll turn gelatneus (sp) to return to him. He also absorbs and dispells energy/projectiles he can't disolve.
Weakness: He must be proded with a Oak tree covered in maple syrup on the second tuesday of the 8th mellenium. and if you believe that then you'll find yourself doing a lot of useless things in attempt to destroy my JELL-O warrior

[BIGDB]

Name: The Quintessential (AKA, Quint)
Age: Stopped counting after fifty million
Looks: Just your average person. He's the god of mundaneness, most typically seen wearing formal clothes and a blazer, red tie... Glasses.
Equipment: Briefcase of completely bad ass archetypal-ness, Favorite weapon or object: His teddy bear.
Powers: He always wins staring contests... And hes really good a chess, his voice never changes tone (That drives people mad.), and hes just generally really boring.

Weakness: PM'd to LQ, like he told us to.

[singo]

New Fighters?


Okayyy.....Rock And Roll.


Name: Sir Ni-alot.

Age: Frig Knows.

Occupation: God of the Knights who say...NI!

Appearence: A suit of armour and a large black cape hide him from watching eyes. Adept at merging in a misty forest (irrelevant here, but he can) and carries a sword and a sheild, which are also unneccesary due to his use of...

Favoured Weapon: The word NI!, those who hear it seldom live to tell the tale.

Misc: Likes Shrubberies.



Can anyone guess his weakness?

OOC: Just a pointer: There are only four natural elements; Fire, Water, Earth and Air.

Not true, there are five...Suprise is the fifth, and it allows the others to go on existing.

[Black.Ice]

This is just a quick reminder to everyone to make sure to keep this into an actual RP. I realize that this is a light-herated RP -- and that''s completely cool. However, I dont want it to degrade into a spam fest where people are just posting useless garabage.

On a side note, I may join this :)

[Nickodemus]

The Bloody hell?


As our heros enter the arena, It changes to look like a monastary. several members of a monk like cult sit around meditating, while others practice arts handed down from generation to generation....... No wait, wrong bad movie.


You all are sitting at your appointed entrance when a voice booms. "Welcom to kitchen crock-pot! Our main ingredient for tonight is you!!" Clearly this is not the same head god talked about in legends. "I see you all are here relying on your powers. Blah, silly deamons and gods. I stripped you when you signed the form. you have no powers as of now, if you earn the rights I shall give you some of them back. But first our warriors. Each of you who claim your birthright as gods must fight three of the warriors the stand against you. Then and only then shall you advance."

As you all size up your competition, A small man walks to the center of the ring, still looking weary from the last battles he screams " LETS GET IT ON!!!!" and then runs....


<Occ> Remember, I am the only one who can do that. The battle begins. Each of you have three masters of something, make it up and clearly be descriptive in your fights. Of course you are going to win. then I will set you up into your next challenge. Post end like this <END ROUND> when you are done. And work out with other players in PM if you are going to use their help or something.

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
spartanlike former god
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Nonicus rushes at his three opponents, a Viking, a Roman soldier, and a cCrointh soldier, swinging his halberd like crazy. He suddnely stops swinging it, grabs it with both hands so that it is horivontal, then rushes at the three fighters. He rams into them and sends them to the ground in a heap. He runs right over them, then turns around, brings his halberd vertical, then brings it back, aims the Romans head, then brings itdown with great force. Fatser then Nonicus could blink, the Roman brought his shield up, and blocked the blow. The halberd connects with the shield with a might clang that could be heard all over the entire arena for a whole minute. It causes both Nonicus and his oppents arms to vibrate like crazy. Nonicus backs away, then plats his halberd in the ground butt down, and hold on with all his might, in an atempt to stop the vibrating. The other two opponents take advantage of this and stand up and charge at him. Nonicus pulls his halberd free, pouts it with the spear point pointing forward and then brought his shield up. The viking swung his hammer and Nonicus blocked it with his shield, and he stepped back a few steps, while he stabbed at the Corinthian with the spear point. The Crointhian blocked Nonicus' attacks with his shield then swung his sword at Nonicus. Nonicus dodged it while he blocked the Vikings attacks. He jumped away from the two combatants and holstered the halberd and pulled out his sword. He ran at the Corinthian and saw the Roman get up and join the other two. He swung his sword and knocked the Corinthians shield out of his hands. He cut the Corithians arm off at the elbow, then suddenly, he was hit from behind and knocked into the Corinthian. The two fell to the ground in a heap. And the viking swung his hammer again, and it clashed with a helmet and flattened a head. Nonicus pushed the dead Corinthian off of him and at the Viking. The Viking dodged it easily and knocked the dead body off to the side. Nonicus got up, and then suddenly creamed in pain as the Roman cut a verticle slice out of the side of his arm. Nonicus turned, and stabbed the Roman in the stomach. The Roman stumbled back and sliced at Nonicus again, knocking the sword from his hand. Nonicus pulled out his xystos and swung at the Roman. He slashed at the Romans legs and cut them right above the knees. The Roman dropped to the ground and bent forward, hos head touching the ground. Nonicus brought his spear up and pointed one end at the Romans neck, and prepared to dleiver the final blow, when he was slammed into from behind, again. He stumbled forward, and the spear went down, and stabbed the Roman through the back. The Roman grunted in pain, then fell flat. Nonicus fell on top of the dead Roman, and was hit in the back again. He rolled to the side and brought his shield up and blocked the vikings next blow. He reached with his other hand, grabbed some dirt, and flung it in the vikings eyes. The Viknig stumbled back, dropped his hammer, and grabbed at his eyes, trying to get the dirt out. Nonicus jumped up, brought out his halberd and swung it at the viking. He sliced the Vikings left side, and continued swinging it. It sliced through the Vikings waist and came out the other end. The viking's upper torso fell backwards, and his legs collapsed in a heap. "The winner, and still cahmpion! Nonicus!" He shouted has he held his halberd over his head in a victory stance.


EDITED!!!!

(ooc) got to go, finish this later. And by the way, COME ON PEOPLE! POST IN THIS! NOW!!!!



PS. LQ what do you think? enough action and detail? do you want more? less? anything changed? Tell me what you think

[Nickodemus]

Thats good protoss, but at this rate i think you are just gonna be declared the winner. DDAMN!


O' and no <OCC> posts LQ. DOnt make me warn yuo again... LOL

[singo]

Sir NI-alot
Arena


The knight looked across the hall and saw three people also wearing armour.

Hmm, right, does this work here, not technically a power, but...

"NI!, NI!, NI!, NI"

The others didnt even flinch.

"Bugger, alright if thats the way you want to play it. ITS SPIKY CODPIECE TIME"

He ran towards the nearest opponent, crotch out with the footlong lethal spike ready, the opponent saw what was happening too late and was nailed to the wall behind him.

The gurgling noise made as the poor sods lungs gave up the ghost was rather humourous. but now he had to pull his groin out of the wall before the other two reached him.

"Hnnngngngn Hnngnghghghgngng", there was a noise like a bottle bing uncorked and he flew backwards, passing between the two warriors who were runnign towrds him. As he went backards he managed to wang one in the face with the hilt of his sword.

Donnnnngggggg was all he heard befoe his arse slammed into the floor with a spine-jarring thump.

"Arrrgghhh" He shouted as he picked himself up off the floor.

Right.

His foot came up into the unprotected groin of the fighter who was not staggering around dazed, and then Sir NI-Alot ran towards the dazed one.

He hit him over the head even as he recovered and swung his sword at Ni-alots shoulder. But Ni-alot connected first and the sword hit him flat-on, making a loud clang but doing no damage.

Then they were grappling, each attempting to find a weak spot in the others armour. nd in a melee, if you can move it, hit them with it. A knee to the face did a satisfactory amount of damage, and an elbow to the armoured gut was ratrher pointless. but pinned down like this he couildnt work up enough room for a good pelvic thrust.

Hmm, he couldnt reach his sword sop his only potion was to do so. He pushed the other knight away with both arms, acrambled to his feet and thrusted for all he was worth.

The other knight raised his head just in time to see the spike go through his eyeslit and spear him right in the forehead.

"Hah, another notch in...well, the crotch", he must remember to carve another two lines in his codpeice.

The other warrior was back on his feet and not hunched over, so, it was time to extract the urine.

"NIIIIIII" he shouted right into his face, the warrior trembled slightly

"NIIIIII" he shouted again as he lifted the other fighters helmet off.

"AHA, earplugs, now you get it." Ni-alot nutted the other man, and whuilst the other was still crosseyed, pulled out the ear plugs

"NI NI NI NI NI NI NI"

"Nooooo, no more, I surrender, noooo"

Beehind his visor ni-alot smiled. "I have no mercy for those who beg"

"NI! NI! NI!" Hmm, the man wasnt dying, this was odd. ahh well, he drew his sword and bludgeoned him to death with the blunt end.

He removed his codpeice and started carving another two X's in it

<END ROUND>

Is that okay? or is the word "NI" classed as a power?

<Post end of round>

"We have a solemn disqualification to the oponent Sir NI-a-lot, But as it did no real help to the fighter, we shall just dock him 500 points. any further use of the word NI in the rounds next action shall be declared a miss, and free for all against said breaker of the rules."

"Ah", sir Ni-Alot grinned in a way reminiscent of The ninth doctor "Better start sharpening my spiky bits then"

[Nickodemus]

The line judge comes off the bench and huddles with determination and idealism. He comes out and makes his ruling..


We have a solemn disqualification to the oponent Sir NI-a-lot, But as it did no real help to the fighter, we shall just dock him 500 points. any further use of the word NI in the rounds next action shall be declared a miss, and free for all against said breaker of the rules.

::continue fight ::

[iHawk]

Bob the Blob
ROUND 1!?!?!?!?!? OMGRAWRLOL

Bob surveyed the field and examined his opponents: There were, a carrot that was foaming out the mouth, a fat guy with a spoon and a Ninja. (Cause you gotta have a Ninja ^_~) The Ninja 'poofed' and disappeared leaving a noxious gas floating about the area making Bob cough and Gag. "Oh- *cough* no, *sputterwheezegagcough* wait… why am I coughing?" Bob asked looking again at his enemies. "I have no lungs! Then again, I don't have eyes either so I don't know how I can see… actually, I seem to be lacking a lot of essential organs and appendages. Not to mention an actual brain… damn I was poorly thought up. CURSE YOU LT.HAWK CURSE YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!" Before he could react the Carrot was upon him biting away with his… carrot teeth >_>.

"GET OFF ME YOU RABID FRUIT!" The carrot jumped off and said. "Actually you incompitant fool, I am a vegetable. Not a fruit." "Oh, sorry then." "No problem," said the carrot with a smile. "now I'm supposed to kill you, and I'm not geting paid unless I finish the job. You understand, right?" "Ya pretty much." The Carrot then continued to foam out the mouth and plunged it's teeth into Bob severing a large hunk of gelatneus flesh causing Bob to let out a loud angry gurggle-like growl. He transformed into a large boot and kicked the carrot across the room into the stove (we're in a kitchen right?).

The speed the vegetable flew passed the stove door caused it to slam shut beehind him and the vibrations caused by his colliding with the back of the stove shook the dials enough to set them to bake at 2400C. Bob gurggled with glee as the small severed hunk came back to him reforming with his orangeness. He picked up the fridge and chucked it at the stove door jamming it shut leaving the poor carrot slowly burning alive screaming in agony. The scream was blood chilling, it was high pitched enough to start cracking glass and you could almost feel the carrots pain as he slowly burned to a crisp. "Whadoya know. He was a soaprano!"

(OOC) One down, I'll kill the other two later. (OOC)

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
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Nonicus wanders back to the middle of the arena, and the head god. "Yo, head god dude! When is this blood bath gonna continue? Some of us around here dont have a whole lot of patience."
<post end of round>


(ooc) Come on guys! lets continue this!

[Nickodemus]

with a thrash of lightning and a slightly toasty looking Nonicus. the head god spoke.

"I give one more minute, then i cast the next round"

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
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Nonicus shook himself and all the soot fell away from him. He looked back at the head god. "My father and mother are on the Council of gods, do that again and the combined wrath of the Council, along with the Q's will be unleashed upon you."


(ooc0 TAg LQ for day reply

[Nickodemus]

"My ruling is thus... The might y Quint has but a moment to go, or you shall be declared invalid!!


<OCC> damn you Q stop this, Bigdb has 1 day. then he is the first casualty of MORTAL KO<edit>!!!!

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
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Nonicus stood there and stared at the head god with a weirded out look on his face. "What the heck is going on wwith the head god?" Nonicus wonders in his head, "WHy did the Council make him the head of this game? What was going through there heads, this guy is cracked from the head down."

[iHawk]

Bob the Blob
Killin' the fat guy!

Bob dodged as the opponent dubed "The Fat Guy With A Spoon" or "TFGWAS" swung his spoon and attacked by turning into a pin and pokeing T.F.G.W.A.S.'s stomach. *POP* *FSHHHHHHHHHHH* A hole burst open in the man's gut and all the stored gasses (as well as other stuff) escaped sending him flying away out of the stadium. "Ya! I pwnzorz yall! No- His victory speach and dance were cut off by th ninja appearing inside Bob. The Ninja screamed. "AW CRAP! How the hell can I fight a blob?!" "Wait!" Bob replied. "Aren't Ninjas supposed to be, asian?"

"The sterio-typical Ninja? Yes. But everyone knows that Canadians make the best ninjas."

"Well this was educational, I'm gunna digest you now. Ok?"

Ya whatev- wait?! DIGEST?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

The rest of the match is censored do to exsessive gore.

[BIGDB]

The Quintessential.
Round One.
In the Kitchen.
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"Either I'm in a very large kitchen, or am I very small." said He. "And that green bean looks like it is hungry, how ironic." The Quintessential (As he is known in very few realms.) stared blankly for a moments before the amazingly agile pod of possessed peas plummeted pownward prom phe pable... powerfully? (I ran out of "p" words, damnit!) "Ah ha! And now I have you! You're fleshy... uh... fleshness is nothing compared to my massively morbid mouth watering powers!" screamed the pod of possessed peas. "What... I'm going to drown in mine own spittle?" said He. "Well... No, I'm going to eat you..." Replied the pod of, oh you get the point... "But you said that you're powers were-" "Oh shutup."

The pod of peas took another giant leap into the air, and landed right next to The Quintessential. "How are you doing that?" "Doing what...?" "Jumping like that. You don't even have any legs with which to spring forth like thine just has..." "Oh... Um, I... Don't know...?" "Well that just won't do, I insist that you-" Once again, He was cut off as the pod of peas made a snap at His right shoulder. "I do say... Quite rude. You must be gotten rid of, you're completely out of place." "Rawr!" was the only reply to be had at the moment...

The Quitnessential looked sternly at the pod of peas, the look returned was one of insanity and a loss of any form of form altogether. Suddenly He found himself running, and running very quickly. He had been bitten. By the peas! His right shoulder had been gotten hold of, and although his arm was still attatched to his body it was in poor shape. Quint was a good ways ahead of the pod of peas by now, since it had no legs, so he stopped a slowly opened his briefcase. He turned around abruptly, and the pod of peas began to scream wildly. It covered its eyes and ran, or did its best impression of running, the other direction. It suddenly burst into flames, then shattered into 255 pieces, each an exact cube.

The cubes of burning pea pod littered the counter. "Oh, that just won't do at all." He closed his briefcase and found napkin shortly afterward... He tore a piece off of it and turned it into a makeshift broom. Then swept the pea pod debris off of the counter...

(OOC: Blarg... Good? Sucky?)

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
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"Hey! You! Head god dude!" Nonicus shouted, "Hurry up and continue this already. Come one, we may have all of eternity being gods and all, but I get bored quite easily. Entertain me!"

[Nickodemus]

The head god shows up with a babe in one hand and a beer in the other...<ZAPT> "How dare you speak to me like that Nonicus. For the next round you will fight in a diaper, bonnet and binkey. <Poof> now after a not so half hearted carefull deliberation.

And the round goes Too......

Sir Ni a lot. Dudes, he has a spiked cod piece.?!?! 150 points

next up is our briefcase wielding Quint. the Quintesential. for showing up late though, i calculate against him. 45 points

The we have the Roman hater, Nonicus, in at 78 points for a proper showmanship and a good show all together. Being the crowd favorite helped him out... 78 points

The Bob, dear old Bob. My boy you made a carrot sing soprano. Good showing Ol' chap. 63


so we have Sir-ni-aolt, Nonicus, bob, Quint. In that order. NOw lets get to how the next round goes....



The head god gives a mighty wave of his hands and you all feel dizzy and strange, looking across from your 4 corners of the arena you see yourself.

"Yes, i took your soul and switched it with another warrior for to fight in there shoes is to know the enemy."

Here is who is who

Sir-Ni-A-Lot switches places with Quint.

And Bob switches places with Nonicus.

<occ> play the others characters please....show them how to make the audience laugh....

that is also the order of ths rounds battle....

Sir-Ni-A-Lot battles with Quint.

And Bob Battles with Nonicus

Rounds go the following this time. first person posts there attack, then the second makes his response. then reverse.


And now GO!!!!

~~~~ A little man walks back out into the arena, waves his hand clearing the blood bath to show you the field. It is flooded with you all standing on Islands, small little islands that litter the field. Then he says. "Lets get it ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



<occ> so yes in essence you are fighting yourself. sand no,. you have no powers yet. and Nonicus is still Diapered with bottle and stuff.

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) dude you cant diaper and bottle me. I am a god. also, what is wrong with throwing sand? Also, you should mix it up more, make quint fight me and bob fight NI. And, how can Ni do that with his cod, he has no powers, and it isn't in his char sheet. It is cheating, isn't it? we cant do anything special till you give us powers back. Right?


Nonicus
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"You cant do this to me!" Nonicus rages, his deep voice coming from a baby's body, "My parents are on the council. I will have your powers revoked! Change me back! Now! Change me back!"

[Nickodemus]

"I do as i wish because i allow it...." A Little man walks out of the entrance. "Errrm, escuse me." "yes" <hushed discussion> "Damn, get back in your outfit." Head god waves his hands and all are as they were...

<occ> he didnt do much with his cod. and it didnt help him much. he was warned about it and penalized accordingly. I thought it was funny and in the spirit of the game and let it stand. Besides you are all gods and his powers will not affect you. Do not worry, I will handle it all. you are ahead a bit too Protos, thats next round, then you fight the third person..... then we go from there. eventually you will fight all other gods in this game before we have a winner, each more unique of a fight than the last...

[Nickodemus]

Addendum


Apparently i have been misunderstood. round one was fight three differnt people. thats done, you all did and won unless i missed somthing in someones post somewhere. Everyone is were they are at. GOD LEVELS< ALL POWER RESTORED.

You will fight who it says to fight in the above post but for clarification it is...

Sir-Ni-A-Lot battles with Quint.

And Bob Battles with Nonicus

Also, I have changed my mind because of powers and secret stuffs you play yourselfs..

ASfter this round you will switch off again. eventually fighting every other GOD in the game.

Any question??

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
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Nonicus charged at Bob and then suddenly slammed his halberd head down onto the ground, and the entire arena started shaking. Suddenly, from underneath Bob, several large pointed sections of earth shot up to about ten feet, then stopped growing. Bob got splattered everywhere. Nonicus went at the blob, swinging his halberd, and sending rocks at the pieces of Bob. Bob slowly pulled himself, together (Pun totally intended) and lauched himself at Nonicus. Nonicus swung his halberd in an attempt to stop Bob. He cut him in half and both pieces went flying past Nonicus. He looked at his halberd and saw that the end had been eaten away by Bob's acidness. "BOB! I'ma gonna kill youse!" he shouted as he threw the ruined halberd away and reached at his belt and pulled something small out. He pressed a button on the small object, and suddenly, he had a ten foot halberd in his hands. "I always knew these extras would com in handy." Nonicus said as he turned just in time to get splattered by Bob. "GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" he shouted as he was burned by Bob's acid. Nonicus used his halberd and picked up a large rock lying on the ground, and flung it at himself. It struck him with a clang that echoed around the arean for a full two minutes. The rock fell to the ground, with Bob splattered all over it. Nonicus stood there, no worse for the wear except for several burns on his face neck and arms, burnt and his face smashed in. He hadn't even been budged by the flying rock, just his face moved in. He shook his head vigerously and his face poppped out back to normal. He looked down and saw his neck and arms were burnt, so he went over to the water and jumped in, cooling himself off. He climbed back out and swung his Halberd experimentaly and prepared to engage Bob again.



(OOC) Come on LT get yourself together and post!!!!!!!!!!!

[iHawk]

Bob the Blob
Rawr 'n' Stuff!

Bob didn't like this opponent. He kept smashing Bob into a million peices forcing him to reform. Bob liked to stay in one peice. He gurggled to his opponent. "You have splattered me for the last time my freind! er… Enemy person with a funny helmet! YOU DIE NOWZORZ!!!!!" Bob changed into what appeared to be a poor attempt at a human holding a sword. "An Gaurde mortal!!" He charged at the funny lookin' guy swinging his 'sword' like mad. Nonicus went into a defensive position with his legs bent and his sword raised. At the last second Bob Became a large blob again and surrounded Nonicus completely…

(OOC) Tag (OOC)

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) heh, still not able to be on long, in about two weeks I be back, sooner hopefully though, but when I gets back, yousa goin down Bob. also, Nonicus has his halberd out not his sword.

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Da Spartan Gode Dude dat is older den youse!
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"Ah perfect." Nonicus thinks to himself as he is surrounded by the Blob that is Bob. He braces himself the sends an entire island worth of sand gravel dirt rock and stones flying at himself, and Bob. Since Bob was stupid enough to try blobbing Nonicus again, Nonicus will remind him what happens to those who try to blob him. The earth strikes him and Bob, with Bob taking the brunt of the attack and splashing into a million tiny pieces. Nonicus looks around him at the damage, pieces of rock and stone and dirt and gravel and sand all over the place, and small puddles of Bob goo everywher. "Heh, that'll teach him." Nonicus thinks to himself as he strikes the ground with his halberd and causes fissures to open beneath each Bob goo puddle. After each puddle has fallen through the holes, toward the center of the planet, Nonicus pulls out his halberd, and the fissures close, trapping Bob beneath the ground. Nonicus plants the butt end of his halberd handle in the ground and waits to see what Bob does for an encore.


(ooc) Hey Bob, Ho Blob, Post Goo dude. And no, I have not yet returned, I just got a sare few minutes with which to write a post, so I chose this Rp because of the fact that you can have short posts yet still keep the RP rolling. POST LT!

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
MELEE!!!

"AHA O PUNY BORING GOD! FACE THE MIGHT OF THE GROIN!"

"Hello, there is no need to shout I can hear perfectly well" said Quint in a really boring voice. Slowly his voice got ever more monotonous and devoid of personality and sir Ni-A-Lot found himself going to sleep......

"Must....Fight...Voice...so...boring..." (assuming that a boring voice is not a "Power" as such seeing as how I know several people EXACTLY like that :P, if not I will edit)

"BY THE POWER OF....erm....I've already used the codpiece...damn..erm...need something insane....wait!...A HERRING!"

With that the knight pulled out a tin of herring out of his armour and opened it with his codpeice, then he brandished a herring at Quint and started hitting him with the fish's wet bits.


<Tag BIGDB then :P>

[iHawk]

Bob teh Blobzorz
*gurgle*

After being tossed into the earth and stuff Bob was angry. Well, more angry, seeing as he was already POed. Suddenly the ground in front of Noncius exploded letting the fires of hell pour out like mad while an evil laugh echoed throughout the stadium. Bob hopped out of the hole and said. "See ya on poker night! And thanks for the ride." Satan tipped his hat and went back down his hole.

"Now where was I?" Bob asked. Then seeing the Spartan wearing the binky/bonnet get-up Bob laughed. "Oh yes, leik OMG how could I forget out wittle spartan." Bob saw that Noncius was angered by this. "Well, I guess he can't help it since his mother was the god of MULES!"

(OOC) And yes, since Bob can't beat Noncius physicaly, he's resorted to insults. Hopefully Bob will hit the spot and turn Noncius into a quivvering mass of armoured foo. xD If not then it'll at least get him mad enough to make a mistake. (OOC)

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Da Rockin Spartan god (small joke there, in fact it is practicaly microscopic, but I liked it.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nonicus turned a slight shade of red and stiffened slightly as Bob continued insulting Nonicus and his family. T
hen, Bob said something he shouldn't have, "That plastic hatchet you call a weapon, that is pathetic..." He continued is tirade of insults, not knowing he just lit the fuse for the biggest explosion since Nonicus accidentaly blew up a a galaxy. Nonicus turned mega mega red from the feet up, veins bulged out several inches all over his body, steam came pouring out of his ears, his pupils turned to fire, and his hair broke out in flames, a human sized mercury filled thermometer appeared out of thin air next to Nonicus, and went so high it exploded, then disapeared. His hatchet...er I mean halberd, which he was pointing straight at Bob, started glowing brightly with a purple aura. Bob stops insulting and starts watching with growing fear as Nonicus starts ranting, "YOU CAN INSULT MY MOTHER, YOU CAN MOCK MY INTELLIGENCE, YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY CAREER CHOICE, YOU CAN RIDICULE MY ABILITIES! BUT NO ONE, NO ONE, DISSES MY HALBERD YOU SLIMY, STUPID, IGNORANT, PRIMORDIAL BALL OF PUSS! NOW FEEL MY WRAAAATH!!" Nonicus screams as his halberds glow channels to its head. Nonicus screams in rage like banshee as he slams his halberd into the ground. It causes another fissure to open, this one not being controlled by Nonicus, and it keeps gowing and widening until it reaches the ends of the stadium. When it reaches the end, it stops. The stadium, split in half by a twenty foot wide fissure, is completely devoid of water, as all the water fell down the fissure and evaporated as it approached the planetary core. But, enough about the stadium, back to the battle. All the areana starts shaking, and huge chunks of it brake off, float into the air, and fly towards Bob at very high speeds. Nonicus starts waving his halberd towards Bob, and dirt, sand, rocks, stone and huge chunks of earth smash into the Blob, causing it to once again splatter into millions of tiny puddles. After he felt that Bob had been smashed enough, Nonicus waved his halberd, and all the earth that had bashed Bob, formed a great big earth sphere 10 feet in diameter. Nonicus motioned with his halberd again, and sections of earth with puddles of Bob on them floated up to the spere. An opening formed in the sphere and all the Bob carrying earth sections floated into it, and the sphere closed after the last one had entered. Now, Nonicus had all of Bob that had not fallen down the great fissure, trapped in a rock ball. He waved his halberd and the rock sphere flew up to the atmosphere and exploded, raining small rocks and dirt and Bob, everywhere around the arena. Nonicus looked around with approval at the chaos he had created and nodded with satisfaction, his color returning to normal, and his veins popping back into his body. He looked around at all the spectators staring with their jaws opens and hitting the ground, and eyes wide as basketballs. He took a deep bow, then turned to another section of spectators and did the same thing, he did this until he had covered the entire arena, the watched with a small smile on his face as the crowds broke out in clapping and cheering.


(ooc) Eh'? Whadaya think? is it to power crazy? is it to much? to little?



(ooc) No I am still not back, I have been writing this post little by little for several hours. so yeah, dont expect posts like this every time I am on until I am actually back. I will be back on the 8th or september by the way

[Nickodemus]

well, this has been a horible attempt. i shall gather my things and stop this one.... lol. maybe next time folks.

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like this! dont end it! please!

[Nickodemus]

well, besides you no one else has stayed. hawk is o9n once and a blue moon but does not post in it. just like my Colony one. Its just not fair. <POUT>

[singo]

Im still here, im just fighting someone who isnt.

[Nickodemus]

The Head God looks around. "You Three!!! ( He points to you all that are left. ) Kill each other. The rest of you Gods are DEAD!!!" and with a flash the other gods die. "You shall fight each other all at once. GO!!!!"

[singo]

Sir-Ni-Alot
Eh?
MELEE!!!!!
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"Wow, he seems pretty pissed off...." Said all three of the remaining gods at once.

Ahh hell, this could be difficult, still no "NI", and his weapons were a spiky codpeice and a few tins of herrings.....Oh dear.

Well, making the most of it....

He ran towards the other gods groin forward and herring waving, Shouting "NI" for all he was worth even though it had no effect anymore.

"NI NI NI NI"

He closed with the spartan and whanged him around the head with his fish. The fish was split in two by the blow but the only affect it had on the other god was to make him smell funny.

"Ah....."

<Tag people, lets go down in a blaze of glory....or at least insanity>

[kongurous]

Behold, for I have arrived!

Name: Streaky the Streaker
age: 67
looks: wrinkly old man
equipment: a bathrobe
favorite weapon or object: geuss.
powers: streaking

Streaky the Streaker
God of Streaking
***************

Streaky cackled insanely, took off his bathrobe, and ran nude through the whole arena. He caused much puking, and a few people to go blind.

"Suck it, ya pansies!" he shouted and continued on.

He smacked around Sir-Ni-Alot with his... piece and then began to spin in circles, using his special god powers to smack other people.

He cackled again, and put his bathrobe back and, got a recliner, and fell alseep.

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
De Stone Spartan god
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Nonicus stood there as NI hit him with the fish and only succeeded in breaking the fish and making Nonicus smell bad. He watched as the new guy stared attacking NI, and he brought up his shield to block the hits aimed at him. "Losers." he said as he swung his halberd and struck the ground causing an earthquake of that made everyone except him fall to ground. He he swung his halberd twice more, and cut NI's codpiece and the streakers thing off. Both went flying and splattered to the ground some distance away. Nonicus raised his halberd and rocks and dirt and boulders came flying at Ni and streaky, and smashed into to them, causing them to become flat. Very very flat. Flatter than paper. Flatter than a really really really really really really really flat object. Nonicus raised his halberd and the stones and rocks and boulders flew back to where they came from. He watched with satisfaction at NI and the streaker, and waited for them to retaliate.



(ooc) I am evil MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I cut off Streaky and Ni's most powerful weapons, then I flattened them. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And remeber, you are gods you can regrow or reattach dismembered parts. Also, you can deflatten yourselves, so have fun!

[iHawk]

(OOC) I'm still here too you n00bs (OOC)

Bob teh Blobzorz
being ignored…

Bob watched the gods pummel themselves and eachother while completely ignoreing him! He oozed along up behing Noncius and tapped him on the back. When he turned around Bob solidified a fist and punched the warrior dude so hard that he went flying all the way around the world before crashing into the boulder that was crushing Sir-Ni-Alot. Bob then went up to Ni-Alot and said. "Hey Monty Python guy! I say that we team up and kill the warrior and tthat old guy!"

(OOC) tag peoples (OOC)

[singo]

Ni-A-Lot

"Urrgghh three slappings in a row." said Ni-A-Lot

"I say that we team up and kill the warrior and that old guy!" said the mouldable jelly bloke

"You got it" he said as he forged a new spiky codpeice, with an even sharper spike and poened a second tin of herrings.

One fish in each arm he ran towards the old man, who already smelt of fish anyway, and had just grown another thingy. He slapped it with a herring and then kebabed it with the codpeice

He was running off with a limp choad hanging from his spike when he got hit on the head by another appendage of that persuasion. the mushroom shaped dent in his helmet was very deep indeed. He collapsed even as the naked man continued mushrooming him

"ARRGGHHHH"

[kongurous]

OOC: I made the perfect character for this... post coming

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) dude my head hurts just thinking about what Bob did to Nonicus, post coming when I get the chance.

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
ARRGGHHHH!!!


Ding, Ding, DIng, DINg, DING!

The sound of the old mans helmet hitting Ni-a-lot's..well...helmet.... was deafening to the night.

"How is he not screaming in pain?" he thought. Gods thats a tough willy....

He shook his headand nutted the man in the crotch, his penis might be tough, but a swift hit in the happy sacs and he dropped like anyone else.

"Right, now you will learn why no-one has ever teabagged a knight of NI and lived to tell the tale"

Then the spartan god hit him over the head with something heavy.

[iHawk]

Bob teh Blobzorz OMGLOL!
Rawr

Bob (being still solid) tackled Noncius off of Ni-Alot and liquified to surround the Spartan, once around him Bob solidified yet again and started crushing the poor warrior. Large boulders flew at him once again almost at him, right before they hit Bob liquified and jumped away from Noncius leaving him to be clobbered by his own rocks. "101 ¥00 /\/00ß /\/0/\/3 ¢@/\/ ¢|-|@113/\/g3 †3|-| /\/\¡g|-|†¥ ß0ß †|-|3 ß10ß!!!!!!! 0/\/\g ¡ @/\/\ $3}{3¥! ¥00 $-" At that point he was smashed by another boulder and splattered all over the audience.

(OOC) Tag peoplez (OOC)

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) Dude Hawk, Nonicus is not affected by his own boulders and such. They hit him yes, but they do not hurt him. If they hurt him, he wouldn't be the god of earth.

Nonicus
Halberd Wielding Rockin Spartan god
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Nonicus took a quick moment to recover from Bob's somewhat strong attacks, then he swung his halberd, struck the ground and large slbs of rock over twenty feet tall rose out of the ground underneeth Bob and sent him flying splattered all over the arena. Nonicus stuck out his arm and held his palm facing the sky as little liquid bloobs came pouring down, "Hmm, Joe didn't tell me he was planning on having it rain today." he said, refering to the god of storms. "Ahwell, time to get back to the game." Nonicus raised his halberd and the earth started rippling as it pushed all the drops of blob toward Nonicus. When Bob was back into one big blob, Nonicus looked at the ground and said, "Thank you for your help." Then he turned back to Bob. Nonicus swung his halberd, and several hundred tons of dirt, sand, rock, and stone poured on top of Bob. Nonicus raised his halberd and the pile rose into the sky. He started twirling his halberd, and the pile flew in rapid circles several times. When Nonicus stopped, the pile stopped. It had become a big boulder, with Bob trapped inside. Nonicus raised his halberd over his head, and the boulder flew higher into the air. Then Nonicus slammed his halberd to the ground, and the boulder came zooming down, hit the ground and smashed into a billion billion pieces of stone and Bob. The pieces flew all over the place, some hitting the stands, and others hittting the other two competetors. Watching Ni and Steaker get hit, reminded Nonicus about them, and he decided to deal with them. He swung his halberd and boulders came flying and smashed into Ni and Streaker from every direction. Then, Nonicus smashed his halberd to the ground and a huge fissure opened up underneath Ni and Streaker, sending them down, and down, and down, and down. Nonicus stood and waited for some retaliation from someone.



(ooc) if this is too much tell me, I will edit it.

[singo]

Sir-Ni-A-Lot
Arena
Down and down and down?
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It wasnt until he had fallen several hundred feet that Ni-A-Lot realized that the other gods had their powers back...so NI! was now the ultimate weapon it always had been before....But he had to get out of theis crevasse before he could use it.

He thrusted towards the nearest wall, just catching his spike on the rock, it slowed him down enough for him to grab onto the side. He climbed up and, with a great cry of "NI!" he emerged, and prepared to kick arse.

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Uber Cool Halberd Wielding Rockiln Psartan god
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You again!" Nonicus exclaims as he swings his halberd sending several boulders flying at Ni. right be fore they hit him, Ni shouts a long, loud, "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!" The boulders blow apart.
"damn!" Nonicus exclaims, as Ni turns to him. "Uhoh, time to not be here. He shakes his Halberd, and the ground beneathe him turns to quick sand and sucks him up. His head goes under just moments before Ni's "NIIIIIIIIIII!" hits him. Nonicus pops up behind Ni, and swings his halberd, knocking Ni across the arena. "Take that!" Nonicus exclaims, the his face turns pales as he sees the look on Ni's face, as Ni unleashes......


(ooc) Tag Singo for what you unleash that has Nonicus pale.

[singo]

Sir Ni-a-Lot
Arena
Unleashtacular
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Ni-A-Lot grinned evilly as he concentrated the power of his "NI", the power of that dreade word smashing a hole in reality itself, bringing two parts of the world together for just long enough to bring something from there to here.

"MuahahahahaNIhahahaNIhaha, now you will all FALL, BEG FOR MERCY MERE WARRIORS, FORCE ALONE CAN NEVER BEAT......The man eating beast of cairbannog!"

"What? Behind the bunny?" said Nonicus

"It IS the bunny" Said Ni-a-Lot as the small white rabbit leapt for Nonicus' throat


<OOC: Not technically anything to do with the Knights of NI!, but lets face it, the killer bunny rocks.....>

[iHawk]

Bob the Blob
Go Bunny go Bunny go!

When Bob saw the little bunny he thought that the Lord of Ni had gone Mad… -er. But then it lept at Noncius faster then he could react and tore his head completely off his body. O_O

The bunny then started hopping hapily along now covered in blood. Noncius seemed to be reatatching his head so Bob decided to start using his own powers. "BY THE UNHOLY POWER OF BLOBISM! I CALL THE POWER OF BLOBISM!" He threw a glowing blob of well… Bob at the audience turning them all into mini-Bob's. Get them my minnions!" The army of blobs gurgled after the other gods… menacingly!

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Headless Spartan god
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Nonicus Grabs his head and skrews it on and picks up his halberd, just in time to deflect the first wave Bobettes. "Damn!" he exclaimed as he swung his halberd, chopping several of them in half. He hears a thump, turns around and brings his shield up int time to block a second attack from the rabid bunny. The bunny bounces off the shield, stunned, and Nonicus takes the chance and cuts its head off, then cuts it into four parts. "Take that you-" he is assaulted from behind by more Bobettes. "Dang it!" He shouts as he slams rocks into his body, knocking the Bobettes senseless. He turns to Bob, who is having a laugh over Nnoicus' predicament, raises his halberd, and charges at Bob, and slices him in half. then he buries both halves under 12377636546756 meters of Granite. He turns to Ni, who is stunned that his bunny is dead, and he slams several thousand tons of rock into him. "Ha! You losers! You thought you had me, but you were wrong!" He exclaims as he runs over and cuts off Nis cod piece and then his head. "Let that be a lesson to you! Never mess with Nonicus! Son of Q and Tina! Cousin of TaoTeoTioTooTuoKreeKreeKree! A particapent of the last Controlled Khaos Games!" He slowly turned 360 degrees and raised his arms, surveing the remaining crowd. "I am Nonicus The Mighty! None can stand against me- OOOF!" He gets the wind knocked out of him as he is hit from behind by......



(ooc) First one to post gets to decide who and what hits him.post quickly now boys and boys (Since no girls are in this I can't say boys and girls now can I?) Post!

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
(TES1:) Arena
Oh that was cheap....
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Sir Ni-A-Lot fired a large wooden rabbit out of a catapult at Nonicus. He had no idea where either the rabbit or the catapult came from, but waste not want not....

The rabbit sailed through the air whistling, and landed atop Nonicus. He then fired a cow that had apperered randomly due to quantumness happening.


"Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" *Crunch* The cow landed amid the wreckage of the rabbit and the sound of blasphemies uttered at a loud volume could be heard. They sounded so much more convincing coming from a god.

<Tag, Heres where it gets as random as the last one, the gloves are off, its INSANITY TIME!>

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Spartan dude with a bad temper
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A rock came flying and pulverized the cow and rabbit, and knocked them off of Nonicus. He climbed up and turned to look at Ni-A-Lot "THAT'S IT!" he screamed, "NO MORE MISTER NICE NONICUS! YOU ARE GOING DOWN!" He swung his halberd so that the spear tip pointed forward and shouted, "CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!" and an army of 10000 origami frogs jumped at Ni. When they hit him, they exploded, showering him with horse pee and battery acid (not a good combanation). "SECOND WAAAAVE!!!" he shouted and and a horde of 100000 toy soldiers (the little plastic green kind) came marching forward, firing their guns, which were loaded with real minature ammo. (wont kill you but it hurts like heck. especially with 100000 of them being fired.) "THIRD BARRAGE!" Nonicus yelled and 600 African elephants in single file came charging through, and flattened Ni flatter then a piece of paper. "HA! TAKE THAT YOU LILLYLIVERED, BLACKPINTED, FORKSWALLOWING, BUSHWIGGER!!" Nonicus shouted at the now flat Ni. "FOURTH SQUAD!" he shouted, and a group of 10 flamethrowers came running up and started setting fire to Ni. "HAHA! TAKE THAT!" Nonicus crowed in triumph.



(ooc) Taggers you guyses. lets keep this game going.

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
Arena
Bring it....
------------------

Right, thats it thought Ni-A-Lot

"Knights!, TO ME!" he shouted

Answering his command one hundred and fifty Knights of NI! jumped out of their seats and onto the bloody sands.

"On my NI!......Attack, NI!"

As one the huge body of armoured knights marched forward, vocal cords at the ready

"NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!

Nonicus collapsed, ears to his head

"No, never!...No shrubberies here!" he murmured as he collapsed

"NI!muahahaNI!hahahahNI!"

[Protoss_Honor]

ears to his head? shouldn't that be hands to his ears?

Nonicus
Spartan dude god
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As Nonicus is assulted by several different Ni-knights shoutiod "NI!", he suddenly stands up, earplugs jammed in his ears, and a pair of earmuffs on his head. "HA!!!!!!!!! YOUR NI'S NO LONGER WORK ON ME!!" he shouted triumphantly. as the charged at the the Ni-knights, halberd swinging. He decimated their ranks in less then 5 seconds, then turned and charged at Sir Ni-Alot. "You are going down Ni!" he shouted as a million deaf snakes and scorpions came slithering and scuttling toward Ni. "Your NI's are no longer affective you brainless twit!" Nonicus swung his halberd and cut Ni's cod piece off, again. "Where the hell does he keep getting them? Oh, yeah, he's a god, nevermind." Nonicus thought as he cut Ni's left arm off, follwed quickly by his head and left leg. Then, he thrust the spear head of his halberd forward and gutted Ni. Ni fell to the ground in a heap, and was beset upon by the million coral snakes and scorpians, biting and stinging him. Suddenly, a T.V. appeared in front of Ni's decapacitated head, just showing static. It was the all static all the time channel. And it was on every channel. Nonicus watched as Ni was tortured. Suddenly, he got a brainstorm. He grabbed several 1000 atomic bombs out of thin air, and set them around Ni's body and head. he set the timers on then to go off in exactly 2 milliseconds, then he just disapeared, only to reapear a tenth of a nanosecond later, at the other end of the area, surrounded by a blast proof shield. He also surrounded the remander of the spectators with blast proof shields, out of the kindness in his liver. He watch with satisfaction, as the bombs blew up, taking the snakes, the scorpians, Ni, Bob, and the arena with them. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he cackled crazily, "I have done it! I have won! Or at least I have bought me a few moments of rest." he turned the blast shield into a shield that is completely unpenatrable, and sat down in a lawn chair that was just suddenly there, and drank a glass of water and started reading the newspaper.

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
Upper Stratosphere and still rising
Ouch
---------------

Sir Ni-A-Lot was swearing as his decapitated head shot into orbit, only one thing to do now...luckily he had been shot up vertically.

He grew a body back and extruded a new set of armour from his skin, complete with even spikier bits.

As he started his meteoric descent he grinned, angling himself the merest fraction of a degree to the left. THIS would be fun.

******Meanwhile, several hundred miles below******

Nonicus was sitting back reading the papers when he heard the faintest of whistling noises.

"Hmm, must be some of the crowd still cheering for me." he said after a while.

But the noise was still getting louder. He looked around the devastated arena for the source of the noise, but he could not see it.

By now the noise was almost painful, and, almost...just...underneath the screaming noise made by Ni-A-Lots descent through the atmosphere.. a word.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"Wait? thats not possi....."

WHAM!!!!, but WHAM! really doesnt do the noise made by Ni-A-Lot slamming into Nonicus' face at the kind of speed usually associated with highly advanced spaceships. so perhaps a better description would be..

FECKOFFF!!!!!, only with really big letters.....and in red and orange.

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Ouch time
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nonicus' head felt like a huge bell being rung. He held his head, but that didn't help, so he reached in his mouth and grabbed his uvula (the little hangy thing in tha back of your throat) and the ringing stopped. "Damn uvula, gotta find time tio fix it one of these centuries. He suddenly remembered what had made his head ring in the first place. He stood up, reched down, pulled NI up and started hitting Ni in the most hurting place of all males, with the top of his leg guard, which is really really sharp. "I... have... had... enough... of... YOU!" he said over Ni's screams of pain, saying one word with each hit. When he said "YOU!", he jabbed really hard, causing Ni to scream louder then all his other combined screams. Nonicus reached his hand into Ni's mouth and reached down his throat, and started pullling up all his internal organs. When his hadn came outt of Ni's mouth, it had hold of his stomach, and he grabbed onto it with both hadns and started tugging, after about five minutes of this, he finally succeeded in pulling out the last of the organs. He dropped them in a pile on the ground, pulled out his halberd, and gutted Ni, cut his head off, sliced his arms away, chopped his legs off, and then jumped on the remains. "Why won't you die!" he shouted with each jump.
"I'm a god you idiot!" Ni said, "I can't die. Duh!"
"Well then bloody give up already. I am gettting sick of the same reapeted attacks over and over again. I blow you up, you come back, I slice you to ribbons, you come back, I throw you down a bottomless crevice, you come back, I attack you with origami frogs and toy soldiers and elephants, you come back. Why won't you give up! Either that, or change the way you attack. Oh, and stop ruining my face, thats my best feature. That and my bulging muscles and huge halberd, and god-powers."


(ooc) tag Singo

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
Arena
I see...
-------------

"So, you prize your magnificent weapon do you?" grinned Ni-A-Lot

He grabbed the halberd and ran of laughing, he was running much faster now that he didnt have any internals to lug round. Of course he wasnt running faster until AFTER he had grown back his appendages.

He thrusted Nonicus' huge weapon into the gaping crevasse opened earlier (:D couldnt resist) and let go, the weapon fell. Then he turned around.

"Now then, it is time for you to feel the true might of NI!"

Nonicus cringed at the word as Ni-A-Lot removed his codpeice and reached into his groinal area, pulling out a very large and very spiky mace indeed. the mace shouted obscenities as he spun it around.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIT THAT DOWN THERE?!" shouted Nonicus unbelieving

"It was bloody uncomfortable let me tell you....."

He then began whanging the weaponless spartan around the head with the mace forged of pure wooogawoooganess.

[Protoss_Honor]

(ooc) um read my char sheet, he has an infinite amount of spares, all shrunken down and stuck in his armor. so he isn't exactly weaponless. editing.

[singo]

(OOC) he is until he gets them out. :P

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Spartan god dude
Beating up the annoying Ni
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In one swift motion, Nonicus sticks earplugs in his ears, jumps out of Ni's reach, and pulls out two of his mini halberds. He presses a button on them, and they shoot out to normal size. Nonicus grins evily, as he prepares to decimate Ni. "You cannot beat me! I am the Spartan god of Earth!!!!" He runs at Ni and his talking mace, and with one swift motion, chops off Ni's arms, and sends the mace flying into the abyss. "See? See how easy it is for me to disarm you? Both literally and metaphorically? You cannot defeat, I am a warrior god born. I have taken on gods, ten times more powerful then you, and I have won."
"How NIIIIIIce for you." Ni said, attempting to hurt Nonicus with his Ni powers.
"Your Ni does not affect me anymore. You cannot win. Resistance is futile, you will be decimated."
"What are you? The Borg god?"
"No, I am just a Trekkie."
"Oh."
Suddenly, Ni reaches behind his back, and pulls out the mace. He goes to swing it.
"Hey, I thought that went down the abyss." Nonicus complained, as Ni, struck him in the head and sent him crashing into the side of the arena.
"You did send it down the abyss, but we are gods, we can make stuff appear faster then mortals can think."
"Oh, that's right. Wish I had remembered that before, it would have been mighty useful." Nonicus jumep up, and suddenly appeared behind Ni. He swung his halberds, and made Ni into three pieces. "What do you think o' that!" he taunted at the third of Ni containing the head.


(ooc) tag dude

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
Arena
A disembodiesd head.
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"What do you think of THAT?" taunted Nonicus

"I think it is time...to bite your bloody legs off"

Ni-A-Lot promptly did so before growing himself a new body

"Time to take a leaf out of the last CK contest's books me thinks" said Ni-A-Lot as he opened a bottle of wifebeater with his codpeice. He chugged the wifebeater and let the rage build within him as his muscles swelled and his eyes turned red.

"RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH", he kneed nonicus in the groin and headbutted him before bottling him around the head and throttling him with the other hand

"RAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGRGGHGHGGAAGAGGHARHKILL
RARGHKILLRARGHGRGHDIEKILLRARGHGR"

The wifebeater took control..............


<Tag, muahahahahahahahaha, its time for you to face the belgian equivalent of getafix's magic brew :P>

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Spartan god dude thing person
OUCH!!!!
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Nonicus laid there for about three seconds, then he suddenly popped up, completely healed. "You still cannot hurt me!" he cried, as he waved his halberds, and suddenly, every piece of dirt in the arena came flying at him. It crashed into him, and when the dust setteled, standing where Nonicus was, was a huge huge huge rock monster, in the shape of Nonicus. "Oops, did it to big." Nonicus said. Suddennly, he was normal size, just made of stone and rock and minerals. He ran at Ni, suprisingly fast for someone made of rock, and he swung his halberd, know also covered in rock and stone and minerals, and hit Ni so hard, he was chopped in two, and both pieces went flying to the left and right of Nonicus, until they struck the arena and crumbled into heaps. "You may be beered up, but I am rocked up! You cannot defeat me!!!!!!!!!" He suddenly appears by the top half of Ni, and shoots out his hand, and Ni is incased in solid tungsten. the hardest metal anywher. Its what Nonicus' armor and weapons are made of. Any way, Ni's top half was stuck in tungsten, and suddenly, so was the other half. Nonicus then took both halves, and dropped one into the abyss, where it burned up, and the other, the other he sent to a black hole, where it was destroyed beyond recovery. "You stupid, stupid Ni, thinking you could defeat me! Well, you can't! I have defeated you!"

(ooc) how you like them spanish apples, my old British chap?

[singo]

Sir Ni-A-Lot
Abyss (of the void) / Black Hole
Oh I say, that just is not cricket old chap.
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Ni-A-Lot's current predicament was rather vexing, his legs were laminated around a collapsed star a few hundred lightyears away and his top half was lying at the bottom of a bottomless pit.

"Hang on? that can't be right...."

But it was.

"How odd, well first things first, this metal. Rather tough, I cant scratch it....but I know what can."

He summoned up a bottle of Zeppelin and let a few drops fall to the metal covering him. The metal was vapourized and his skin blackened, but he was free, and legless (in the inconvinent way, not the AYYYYYYYYYYY way)

He extruded a groin and grew a new codpeice, then he made the codpeice bigger, and wheeled, with extra spikes and a supersoaker, which was mounted on the front and was the perfect size to take the bottle of Z.

"Ahahahahah, feel the groinal wheelchair of DOOM!, the wheelchair, dont feel the groin part that is...unless you really want to"

He accellerated up the walls of the abyss and burst out of the crevasse like, well, an insane god in a wheelchair bursting out of a crevasse.....

"MUAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAAHA" he roared triumphant as he pumped the supersoaker and drenched Nonicus in the most corrosive substance known to man or deity.

Nonicus screamed as he dissolved.

"Oh no! chemical spillage!" with that Ni-A-Lot phoned the fire brigade, who arrived in full contamination gear and covered Nonicus in foam before washing him down the drain.

<I say old chap, return from that one, comign back from the dead is one thing, but NO-ONE has ever some back from the Zed :P>

[Protoss_Honor]

Nonicus
Spartan god dude
Stupid stupid acid
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Nonicus screamed as his rock armor was burnt up, followed by his body, and all of it was washed down the drain. "Wait just a doggone minute. I'm a god. Duh" He detached his head (only part not hit by acid. Thank goodness for strong helmets.) and threw it away from the acid, then started growing a new body. In just a few moments, his body was complete, new armor and weapons and everything. "Fine, you want to use super acid. Go ahead and use super acid. I will use what no god ever before has been able to control." He disapeared and reapeared behind Ni. "Take this loser!" he shouted as he cut Ni's head off. Then, before Ni could react, Nonicus summoned the most powerful force of nature. More powerful then da gods. (Cept for the council of course, them's be the god's that created it and stuff, only they can controls it. Nonicus can only summon it, he can't control it.) A BLACK HOLE! "If to take you down I have to destroy me also, then so be it!" he screamed over the sound of the black hole ripping everything apart, "This ends here!!!" He ran and threw himself on Ni and pushed both of them towards the center of the black hole. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed triumphantly. Suddenly, the black hole was gone. "NONICUS!" an extremely deafening feminin voice from above shouted, "WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT BLACK HOLES!!"
"Never use a black hole just to get rid of someone I don't like." he recited from memory.
"THEN WHY DID YOU CREATE A BLACK HOLE!!"
"Because Ni was being a big fat jerk. He ruined my best set of armor."
"THAT IS NO REASON TO UTTERLY OBLITERATE THE BOTH OF YOU!!!! WHEN THIS CONTEST IS OVER, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A MILLENIUM YOUNG MAN!!"
"AWWWW MOOOOM!! I'm a full grown god, I am not a kid anymore, you can't ground me."
"WANT TO TRY FOR TWO MILLENIUM YOUNG MAN!"
"No mother."
"VERY WELL! IF THE COUNCIL CATCHES YOU PLAYING WITH BLACK HOLES AGAIN, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED UNTIL THE END OF TIME! GOT THAT!"
"Yes mother."
"GOOD!"
Nonicus turned to Ni, who was trying unsuccessfully to keep from laughing. "Oh, shut up!" Nonicus shouted, and broke Ni's wheel-cod and turned him into tungsten again. He tossed the tungsten Ni, right next to a star the micromicromicrosecond it was going nova. "Stupid Ni, it's all his fault." Nonicus complained like a little kid.

(ooc) got out of that loser.

[Nickodemus]

We are going in a "new" direction now....

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The head god looked down upon the field. ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

"well, no black holes in my field as was said." he had come down wearing simple monk robes this time and an asian hat made of straw. He looked on at the group. "you all have made a fine showing and i name..........." a gurgling sound was heard from him and he fell. A large hound had run him through. But this could not happen. Gods did not die. His body turned to the dreaded purple goo and the others realized it was true. The head god was dead and the land would surely show it. A violent upheavel happened just then as the cosmos reclaimed its loss. The dog ripped a tear in the fabric of time and let out a bunny wine before going.


<occ> things now have changed, take it wear you may and i will simply interject the story in ways to turn it wear i need to go. the council will tell you to run and then dissapear.